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american pervert 12-28-2009 02:45 PM

whatever jay, you are a scumbag and always will be!!!!

SleazyDream 12-28-2009 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16689179)
whatever jay, you are a scumbag and always will be!!!!

but but but but I LIKE scumbags.........

xxxjay 12-28-2009 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Argos88 (Post 16689142)
Amazing story Jay.

It would be interesting to read more about the Adult Business, more details on how you started, your experience, etc...

btw, what are those links to offensiveseo.com ?

Just links to where you can get more detail on what I was talking about. The actual story is 4x more painful and hard to read.

Plus, it's a giant google bomb on "Treutlen County".

:winkwink:

Agent 488 12-28-2009 03:20 PM

needs more prison fights.

Adam X 12-28-2009 03:59 PM

hang tough dude.. go easy on the sauce n other shit.. it always makes a diff..

Hope your Christmas was good.. I plan to stay out of fights on NYE... ha

cam_girls 12-28-2009 04:29 PM

When I made a threat in email, the police said it was not serious at first but I got 5 months prison and 7 years involuntary treatment order. I'd trade 7 years ITO for 10 years probation any day, try getting injections every 2 weeks that slow you down, imagine not telling a single joke for 5 years.

So I know how you feel getting a letter one day after 7 years, "your involuntary treatment order has been revoked", I made a photocopy of that letter.

MaDalton 12-28-2009 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 16689407)
When I made a threat in email, the police said it was not serious at first but I got 5 months prison and 7 years involuntary treatment order. I'd trade 7 years ITO for 10 years probation any day, try getting injections every 2 weeks that slow you down, imagine not telling a single joke for 5 years.

So I know how you feel getting a letter one day after 7 years, "your involuntary treatment order has been revoked", I made a photocopy of that letter.

that explains a lot...

Zuzana Designs 12-28-2009 04:43 PM

Great read Jay, sometime the crazy things in life give you the drive to make you who you are. I bet the next 10 years of your life kick ass to make up for all the shit you have been through. You're one honest guy that does not give a shit about what people think!

fuzebox 12-28-2009 05:02 PM

Wow, what a read... I can't believe you got away with living in Cali through mailboxes and call forwarding. Impressive and congrats on being off probation finally :thumbsup

The Adult Broker 12-28-2009 08:15 PM

writing is the catharsis along with painting that I turned to because no person understood the way a sheet of paper or canvas did. But it was when I finally shared them that their meaning of help became healing for me. I hope your writing this and sharing it moves you forward too.

perhaps you have lived your first...

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs172...._7554953_n.jpg

and soon, it will be time to begin anew...and free.

wishing that for you.

Waddymelon 12-28-2009 10:11 PM

nevermind

Farang 12-28-2009 10:20 PM

You are my role model :thumbsup

sexuallyhealed 12-29-2009 04:19 AM

drugs are bad ok

halfpint 12-29-2009 05:18 AM

That was some read and you had some real crap to contend with .. Hope 2010 onwards is far better for ya

xxxjay 12-29-2009 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16689474)
Wow, what a read... I can't believe you got away with living in Cali through mailboxes and call forwarding. Impressive and congrats on being off probation finally :thumbsup

Yeah, I should write a book on how to abscond probation. I have it down to a science.

:winkwink:

Exit-chat 12-29-2009 10:41 PM

Thanks for sharing man... here is to a great 2010 and on.... appreciate getting to know the real you more...have a great new years.

PastorSinAlot 12-29-2009 10:45 PM

dam you my new idol

ShellyCrash 12-29-2009 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16689426)
that explains a lot...

Yes, yes it does :thumbsup

Deej 12-29-2009 11:05 PM

I thought it would be more exciting... :pimp

You are however elaborate and resourceful!

Next time in PHX, dont stay secluded and lets finally throw down! Jay-Rock tried getting us to hang out at one point but you were held up with biz.

SatansCandy 12-29-2009 11:07 PM

"Like a dog that returns to his vomit so does a fool to his folly" - King David

You would think someone that has been in prison would "get it"

You keep breaking the law and you will be punished. Prison is Disneyland
compared to "I am tormented in this flame" - Luke 16

"The lust of the eyes and the lust of the flesh is not of God but of the world.
Those who are friends with the world are enemies of God" - James & John

AmeliaG 12-30-2009 01:09 AM

People who haven't lived in Georgia just don't know. The year and a half I lived there was the longest year and a half of my life. That place was just always ridiculous problem of the day, where you just get used to the most appalling stuff you'd never put up with anywhere more civilized.

Much sympathy and best wishes to you for 2010.

xxxjay 12-30-2009 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 16694149)
People who haven't lived in Georgia just don't know. The year and a half I lived there was the longest year and a half of my life. That place was just always ridiculous problem of the day, where you just get used to the most appalling stuff you'd never put up with anywhere more civilized.

You are exactly right about that.

:thumbsup

Naechy 12-30-2009 01:29 PM

Every right

Supz 12-30-2009 03:12 PM

great story, your grammar is terrible.

american pervert 12-30-2009 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 16694149)
People who haven't lived in Georgia just don't know. The year and a half I lived there was the longest year and a half of my life. That place was just always ridiculous problem of the day, where you just get used to the most appalling stuff you'd never put up with anywhere more civilized.

Much sympathy and best wishes to you for 2010.

shit, going there for a week was enough for me...

at least they host freaknik anymore

cambaby 12-30-2009 03:57 PM

Anarchy is as anarchy does

american pervert 12-30-2009 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16695789)
shit, going there for a week was enough for me...

at least they host freaknik anymore

i ment don't host

V_RocKs 12-30-2009 04:08 PM

Still reading, but I am sorry about banging your old lady while you were in the joint. What can I say, I liked her tits!

starpimps 12-30-2009 04:46 PM

cool story jay. all the shit aside, at least you can say you've had an enjoyable life up to this point.

xxxjay 12-30-2009 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz (Post 16695673)
great story, your grammar is terrible.

Just the fact that this has made it onto the 3rd page without a comment like that means it couldn't be that bad.

:1orglaugh

xxxjay 01-01-2010 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 16695872)
Still reading, but I am sorry about banging your old lady while you were in the joint. What can I say, I liked her tits!

Haha....just saw this.

xxxjay 01-02-2010 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by sexuallyhealed (Post 16690824)
drugs are bad ok

"Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed."

- Jimmy Carter

Waddymelon 01-02-2010 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16701683)
"Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed."

- Jimmy Carter

You do realize that you just quoted a guy from Georgia?

datatank 01-02-2010 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16701683)
"Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed."

- Jimmy Carter

Did you spend NYE sober?

MaDalton 01-02-2010 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16701683)
"Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself; and where they are, they should be changed."

- Jimmy Carter

and what about penalties against selling of drugs?

xxxjay 01-02-2010 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 16701689)
You do realize that you just quoted a guy from Georgia?

Yes, he was even a lame president. At least he gets one thing right.

xxxjay 01-02-2010 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by datatank (Post 16701969)
Did you spend NYE sober?

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...68&id=17817339

How much drugs do I look like I am on now?

xxxjay 01-02-2010 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16701975)
and what about penalties against selling of drugs?

Who got caught selling drugs?

seeandsee 01-02-2010 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16687162)
I haven't talked about a lot of what has happened to me, it feels good to just let it out:
http://www.xxxjay.com/index.php/2009...life%E2%80%A6/

It is probably the best blog I ever wrote.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Cyber Fucker 01-02-2010 01:39 PM

I will bookmark it and I will read it leter! :glugglug

fatfoo 01-02-2010 01:57 PM

So, as I understand it having a criminal record with jailtime does not prevent a person from owning and running a business or corporation of some kind.

MaDalton 01-02-2010 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16702414)
Who got caught selling drugs?

just a general question...

xxxjay 01-04-2010 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16702506)
So, as I understand it having a criminal record with jailtime does not prevent a person from owning and running a business or corporation of some kind.

No, though with some businesses, it should.

:2 cents:

webgurl 01-04-2010 02:21 PM

I have a question , what is the most you ever spent on something
that is totally useless/ waste of money ?

xxxjay 01-04-2010 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by webgurl (Post 16707878)
I have a question , what is the most you ever spent on something
that is totally useless/ waste of money ?

13 years playing in Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles.

www.dickdelicious.com

BradM 01-04-2010 03:23 PM

I was going to read it but then I realized you're just become an angry dick on gfy and probably your life - so I am just assuming it was just as pathetic and am not going to waste my time.

GRATS BRO. Or something.

Ripper - RiotDesign 01-04-2010 03:42 PM

You should write a book

stoner529 01-04-2010 04:18 PM

Most cops are fucked up i think. Except for the ones that caught the hahahahahaha that stole my truck after he held me up at gun point and took my wallet and phone. btw that jigaboo that i identified in a line claims he bought my truck loaded with tools from some guy for 400 bucks.

Back to the story at hand. you didnt beat the system jay. the system bent you over and fucked you up the ass without vasoline. You have huge balls for defying the system and moving to Ca. Maybe you need to do a documentary on tb and jail, to find out how many people have it in the jail you were at. you would think the guards would get it if that were the case.

I hate georgia highway patrol. they try and get so many tourists comming out of florida on i95. The sit right in between mile marker 2 and 3 in both directions. if you are going faster then like 75 they will ticket you. I think the speed limit in that section is 65. where in florida it was just 70. At least i already know they sit there. I remember comming home from charlote close to that area and a dude flew by me at a 100. I told the wife i would be surprised if he gets pulled over. about 1 minute later he was on the side of the road getting a ticket. suckerrrrrr. I havent had the pleasure of going to jail yet, but i did get shoved by a police officer and pushed against my car. I asked for a lawyer immediatly and he let go. His buddy was standing there the whole time waiting for my 135 lbs 6' skinny frame to swing against the 6' 215 lbs officer. I opted out of that one. I called a lawyer and they said just not to worry about it because i wasnt hurt and they would put me on a list and harass me for the rest of my life.

HERE'S TO YOU "MR. I JUST GOT 10 YEARS PROBATION FOR SOME WEED GUY" I too completely understand the drinking. I am also a socialy inept fool at gatherings. I still don't drink though. The thought of dui just dosn't sound fun, especially from people that i know that have one already.

xxxjay 01-04-2010 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 16708312)
I was going to read it but then I realized you're just become an angry dick on gfy and probably your life - so I am just assuming it was just as pathetic and am not going to waste my time.

GRATS BRO. Or something.

English?

CarlosTheGaucho 01-05-2010 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 16708294)
13 years playing in Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles.

www.dickdelicious.com

You should still someday come for a a VIP Eastern world tour.

Yet since me and many others are turning sober now, I'll better wait till I'm healthy enough for wasting myself again.

Haven't touched a drink for 33 days now..


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