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				Are you an Idiot ? ..Take The Idiot Test .....
			 
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		 Go to Google 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Porn is Dead. Move along. 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 fuck google 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I don't need a test to know that  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Funny game 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 I'm here for SPORT 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 said I was a SEMI- IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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	This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.  | 
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			 I'm here for SPORT 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 level 2 - now I'm a slight idiot! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 I'm here for SPORT 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 seems i failed the last test.... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Yeah, I can't pass the first level. I press the green button once, when it says, "don't press the green button twice", and it tells me, "you're an idiot, you can't get past the first level." 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 i won the game first try 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Yes, a square is a both a rhombus and a rectangle. Seems like the idiot is the guy who made up this test. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 Sorry, but this is just one big fail, cos this once,twice thing makes no sense. 
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		 The guys who made this are idiots themselves.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	The part saying "Press the red button once and then DONT press the green button twice" If you press the red button and then JUST press the green once it fails.. and you didnt break any rules  | 
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		 You're supposed to press the red button, and then wait a few seconds with the green button on the screen. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	You press the down arrow once, it changes, then press the up arrow, it changes, then press the up arrow again. I didn't get the last question though.  | 
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	Thats quite funny and intreguing! Nice one!  | 
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		 I finally passed it. I feel like more of an idiot for trying so many times, actually, but it's very badly worded. To say "don't press the button twice" implies that you can press it once but not twice, instead of the action of "don't press the button" done twice. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 only idiot have the time 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 sorry dont have time to play this 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Stupid test, took me 2 tries, got me cause I pressed the green button once. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I already know that I am an idiot, no test needed to prove that. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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