fidddyyyyyyyy

Or a tradesman who agreed to turn up at 10am on a Tuesday...

I'll leave some cookies by the mail slot

Thats actually a really good idea. Thanks.

You just earned my mailman an extra 50 bucks :)

If you think about it though, they deliver to most of us thousands and thousands of dollars that could become "lost" if they saw to it "accidently". Anyone in this thread thats to fucking cheap and saying something like "fuck the mailman", probably doesnt make any money anyway. :2c

Ahhh, you would do that for me? My stripper is very special. Since the economy went south, the clubs have been really bad. Therefore, we have other arrangements.

During this football season, for Monday Night Football, she would email a grocery list to me in the morning. I do all the shopping. She will then come over during the pre-game show, get naked, put on only an apron and her high heels and cook dinner for me. Thereafter, we spend the evening eating and watching football.

I know it's a little chauvinistic but I so enjoy that time with her. Honestly, I would've given her more than a $500 tip for Christmas but I don't want her getting used to that type of money.

happy kwanaaaazaaaaaaaaaaa