How do you wipe your ass? Interesting facts... - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFLY · 12-17-2002, 09:05 PM

If you lived on the Hawaiian islands you would use coconut shells and if you lived on the coastal areas you would use Mussel shells. But in some regions people use there hand, particlualry their left hand, they think that this is why we shake hands with our right hand cause our left was dirty. Some people in the world still use the hand method of wiping such as in areas like India and the Arab world. Islamic tradition says that you should wipe with stones of earth, rinse with water, and finally dry with linen cloth so many people carry around little sacks of earth and water for this reason. In ancient Rome, all public toilets had a sponge attached to the end of a stick which soaked in a bucket of salty water. The first people over from england to America used corn cobs to clean the gap.

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LUCL0NELY · 12-17-2002, 09:08 PM

lmao, ur full of shit man j/k

tree · 12-17-2002, 09:09 PM

i use the 3 sea-shells

TheFLY · 12-17-2002, 09:15 PM

Every time you wipe... Think about me.

d0se · 12-17-2002, 09:17 PM

Flies like shit.

Pipecrew · 12-17-2002, 09:19 PM

Doesnt everyone stand up to do it?

High Quality · 12-17-2002, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by d0se
Flies like shit.

Herb Kornfield · 12-17-2002, 10:54 PM

SHIZZZZAT

archer · 12-17-2002, 11:07 PM

i learn something new every day on this board!

redshift · 12-17-2002, 11:45 PM

I just let it dry and flake off

My ass Itches

diggy · 12-18-2002, 12:17 AM

Mmmm mmm mmm.. I just love eating my lunch and reading posts like this at the same time!

Thanks GFY

diggy · 12-18-2002, 12:19 AM

I guess it's my own fault for clicking on a thread called "How do you wipe your ass?" though

thatdykeliz · 12-18-2002, 12:42 AM

I would have to choose "other", since I am sac-less.

Front to back, otherwise...that's just nasty.

redshift · 12-18-2002, 01:30 AM

Well Sometimes I drag my ass across the carpet - it helps some

thatdykeliz · 12-18-2002, 02:02 AM

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Originally posted by redshift
Well Sometimes I drag my ass across the carpet - it helps some

My cat does that. Do you have worms like he does?

Sambuka · 12-18-2002, 02:17 AM

I heard Arabs wave to you with there left hand as an insult cause they wipe there ass with that hand.

For those who wipe ass to sake! Don't you get SHit ALL OVER YOUR SACK???? That must taste nice for the girls to suck on?

Girls are trained from a young age to wipe front to back - clit to ass, if shit gets in there pussy its creates a real mess.

Sammy

Jakke PNG · 12-18-2002, 02:18 AM

Wipe my ass?

DarkJedi · 12-18-2002, 05:42 AM

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Originally posted by redshift
Well Sometimes I drag my ass across the carpet - it helps some

I've seen a god doing that on the asphalt. Wonder if it hurt.

Jakke PNG · 12-18-2002, 05:56 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

I've seen a god doing that on the asphalt. Wonder if it hurt.

Holy shit!
You saw God wipe his ass on the asphalt? You're a prophet or something?

Nydahl · 12-18-2002, 06:48 AM

I use 100 USD bill - always feel clean and fit

EscortBiz · 12-18-2002, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nydahl
I use 100 USD bill - always feel clean and fit

I sure if you dont have a bill you can use lose change maybe a dime

Nydahl · 12-18-2002, 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz

I sure if you dont have a bill you can use lose change maybe a dime

you are right man these days I use coins mostly

DarkJedi · 12-18-2002, 07:06 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Holy shit!
You saw God wipe his ass on the asphalt? You're a prophet or something?

LOL, i meant a dog, obviously

wosbo · 12-18-2002, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Every time you wipe... Think about me.

i think of you everytime i JERK OFF ... and now you want me to think of you ALSO when i wipe my ass???

View Poll Results: How do you wipe your ass?
Sac to Back	29	52.73%
Back to Sac	20	36.36%
Other	6	10.91%
Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll

12-17-2002, 09:05 PM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	How do you wipe your ass? Interesting facts... If you lived on the Hawaiian islands you would use coconut shells and if you lived on the coastal areas you would use Mussel shells. But in some regions people use there hand, particlualry their left hand, they think that this is why we shake hands with our right hand cause our left was dirty. Some people in the world still use the hand method of wiping such as in areas like India and the Arab world. Islamic tradition says that you should wipe with stones of earth, rinse with water, and finally dry with linen cloth so many people carry around little sacks of earth and water for this reason. In ancient Rome, all public toilets had a sponge attached to the end of a stick which soaked in a bucket of salty water. The first people over from england to America used corn cobs to clean the gap. http://www.xanga.com/home.asp?user=Brad_F

12-17-2002, 11:07 PM	#9
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12-18-2002, 12:42 AM	#13
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12-18-2002, 02:18 AM	#17
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Wipe my ass? __________________ ..and I'm off.

12-17-2002, 09:08 PM	#2
LUCL0NELY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: AZN KLAN'S MAIN LAND Posts: 1,527	lmao, ur full of shit man j/k

12-17-2002, 09:09 PM	#3
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	i use the 3 sea-shells

12-17-2002, 09:15 PM	#4
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Every time you wipe... Think about me.

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d0se Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Western Australia Posts: 1,225	Flies like shit.

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12-17-2002, 10:54 PM	#8
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redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	I just let it dry and flake off My ass Itches

12-18-2002, 12:17 AM	#11
diggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 684	Mmmm mmm mmm.. I just love eating my lunch and reading posts like this at the same time! Thanks GFY

12-18-2002, 12:19 AM	#12
diggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 684	I guess it's my own fault for clicking on a thread called "How do you wipe your ass?" though

12-18-2002, 01:30 AM	#14
redshift Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: anus fuckin' yo mama Posts: 1,044	Well Sometimes I drag my ass across the carpet - it helps some

12-18-2002, 02:17 AM	#16
Sambuka Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: - Posts: 500	I heard Arabs wave to you with there left hand as an insult cause they wipe there ass with that hand. For those who wipe ass to sake! Don't you get SHit ALL OVER YOUR SACK???? That must taste nice for the girls to suck on? Girls are trained from a young age to wipe front to back - clit to ass, if shit gets in there pussy its creates a real mess. Sammy

12-18-2002, 06:48 AM	#20
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