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TheFLY 12-17-2002 09:05 PM

How do you wipe your ass? Interesting facts...
 
If you lived on the Hawaiian islands you would use coconut shells and if you lived on the coastal areas you would use Mussel shells. But in some regions people use there hand, particlualry their left hand, they think that this is why we shake hands with our right hand cause our left was dirty. Some people in the world still use the hand method of wiping such as in areas like India and the Arab world. Islamic tradition says that you should wipe with stones of earth, rinse with water, and finally dry with linen cloth so many people carry around little sacks of earth and water for this reason. In ancient Rome, all public toilets had a sponge attached to the end of a stick which soaked in a bucket of salty water. The first people over from england to America used corn cobs to clean the gap.

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LUCL0NELY 12-17-2002 09:08 PM

lmao, ur full of shit man j/k:1orglaugh

tree 12-17-2002 09:09 PM

i use the 3 sea-shells

TheFLY 12-17-2002 09:15 PM

Every time you wipe... Think about me.

d0se 12-17-2002 09:17 PM

Flies like shit.

Pipecrew 12-17-2002 09:19 PM

Doesnt everyone stand up to do it?

High Quality 12-17-2002 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by d0se
Flies like shit.
:1orglaugh

Herb Kornfield 12-17-2002 10:54 PM

SHIZZZZAT

archer 12-17-2002 11:07 PM

i learn something new every day on this board!

redshift 12-17-2002 11:45 PM

I just let it dry and flake off


My ass Itches

diggy 12-18-2002 12:17 AM

Mmmm mmm mmm.. I just love eating my lunch and reading posts like this at the same time!

Thanks GFY :thumbsup

diggy 12-18-2002 12:19 AM

I guess it's my own fault for clicking on a thread called "How do you wipe your ass?" though :1orglaugh

thatdykeliz 12-18-2002 12:42 AM

I would have to choose "other", since I am sac-less. :1orglaugh Front to back, otherwise...that's just nasty. :Kissmy

redshift 12-18-2002 01:30 AM

Well Sometimes I drag my ass across the carpet - it helps some

thatdykeliz 12-18-2002 02:02 AM

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Originally posted by redshift
Well Sometimes I drag my ass across the carpet - it helps some
My cat does that. Do you have worms like he does?

Sambuka 12-18-2002 02:17 AM

I heard Arabs wave to you with there left hand as an insult cause they wipe there ass with that hand.

For those who wipe ass to sake! Don't you get SHit ALL OVER YOUR SACK???? That must taste nice for the girls to suck on?

Girls are trained from a young age to wipe front to back - clit to ass, if shit gets in there pussy its creates a real mess.

Sammy

Jakke PNG 12-18-2002 02:18 AM

Wipe my ass?:eek7

DarkJedi 12-18-2002 05:42 AM

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Originally posted by redshift
Well Sometimes I drag my ass across the carpet - it helps some
I've seen a god doing that on the asphalt. Wonder if it hurt.

Jakke PNG 12-18-2002 05:56 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi


I've seen a god doing that on the asphalt. Wonder if it hurt.

Holy shit!
You saw God wipe his ass on the asphalt? You're a prophet or something?

Nydahl 12-18-2002 06:48 AM

I use 100 USD bill - always feel clean and fit

EscortBiz 12-18-2002 06:51 AM

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Originally posted by Nydahl
I use 100 USD bill - always feel clean and fit
I sure if you dont have a bill you can use lose change maybe a dime

Nydahl 12-18-2002 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz


I sure if you dont have a bill you can use lose change maybe a dime

you are right man these days I use coins mostly:1orglaugh

DarkJedi 12-18-2002 07:06 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Holy shit!
You saw God wipe his ass on the asphalt? You're a prophet or something?

LOL, i meant a dog, obviously

wosbo 12-18-2002 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Every time you wipe... Think about me.
i think of you everytime i JERK OFF ... and now you want me to think of you ALSO when i wipe my ass???:Graucho


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