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Old 12-17-2002, 12:53 PM   #1
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i've been classifed, by myself, as a nymph. my girlfriend left me because i needed it four times a day. she couldn't hang so now i'm left hangin. no more prissy nice girls for me, i want a hoeish slut. what am i to do?
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Old 12-17-2002, 12:57 PM   #2
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i want a hoeish slut. what am i to do?
Call your mom up.
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Old 12-17-2002, 12:57 PM   #3
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Old 12-17-2002, 12:58 PM   #4
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Old 12-17-2002, 01:00 PM   #5
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Old 12-17-2002, 01:02 PM   #6
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Old 12-17-2002, 01:02 PM   #7
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i've been classifed, by myself, as a nymph. my girlfriend left me because i needed it four times a day. she couldn't hang so now i'm left hangin. no more prissy nice girls for me, i want a hoeish slut. what am i to do?
Right hand, Left hand, Right foot, Left foot. Repeat each day.

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Old 12-17-2002, 01:03 PM   #8
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Old 12-17-2002, 01:25 PM   #9
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moms is last resort, hopefully i wont have to go that route again.
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Old 12-17-2002, 02:01 PM   #10
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Old 12-17-2002, 02:55 PM   #12
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Guys can't be nymphs but they can be satyrs unless your a gay guy then you can be one fucked up drag-queen nymph
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Old 12-17-2002, 03:55 PM   #15
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post a pic, that may be all i need.
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