I'm horny and need some bad...
 

i've been classifed, by myself, as a nymph. my girlfriend left me because i needed it four times a day. she couldn't hang so now i'm left hangin. no more prissy nice girls for me, i want a hoeish slut. what am i to do?

Call your mom up.

get out your wallet.

Buy one of those latex life size dolls.

put lipstick and fake hair on your hand

Buy a balaclava and some leather gloves. :(

Right hand, Left hand, Right foot, Left foot. Repeat each day.

WG

:1orglaugh

moms is last resort, hopefully i wont have to go that route again.

Time to turn to a Pornstar

Guys can't be nymphs but they can be satyrs unless your a gay guy then you can be one fucked up drag-queen nymph :Graucho

find a "escort service":thumbsup

you need my neighbor. she a nympho. i can guarantee her if you're in texas.

post a pic, that may be all i need.

Somtimes it's comforting to know there are others with the same problem I have.

Hard to get laid when ya don't know the difference between a dick and a vagina...like us newbies do!:321GFY