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Deej · 12-06-2009, 07:06 PM

So im cooking chili today... and i a;lways throw in a jalapeno and a habanero...

I sliced them up... I washed my hands... i play a little xbox waiting on the crock pot...

a half hour after cutting the peppers and washing my hands i itched my balls...

My nuts are on FIRE!!!

This shit is fucked up....

Deej · 12-06-2009, 07:07 PM

Its a creeping heat tooo

mmcfadden · 12-06-2009, 07:08 PM

that ain't the jalapener bro...

did you forget the condom last night?

GatorB · 12-06-2009, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

So im cooking chili today... and i a;lways throw in a jalapeno and a habanero...

I sliced them up... I washed my hands... i play a little xbox waiting on the crock pot...

a half hour after cutting the peppers and washing my hands i itched my balls...

My nuts are on FIRE!!!

This shit is fucked up....

The warning I'm getitng out of it is that if I come over to your house to play XBOX I should disinfect the contoller first since it has your ball sweat on it.

Deej · 12-06-2009, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

The warning I'm getitng out of it is that if I come over to your house to play XBOX I should disinfect the contoller first since it has your ball sweat on it.

no, i wouldnt be worried... i did say i washed my hands multiple times... and i did in between the xbox and the cooking and even between the ball scratching...

you should be afraid of other things you are unaware of rather than my ball juice..

$5 submissions · 12-06-2009, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

The warning I'm getitng out of it is that if I come over to your house to play XBOX I should disinfect the contoller first since it has your ball sweat on it.

$5 submissions · 12-06-2009, 08:03 PM

by the way, good call on the Habanero. I HEART Habanero chilis.

Deej · 12-06-2009, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

by the way, good call on the Habanero. I HEART Habanero chilis.

Fuck yea, i almost forgot it...

Loch · 12-06-2009, 08:34 PM

been there done that, will never go back LOL

Peter Romero · 12-06-2009, 08:42 PM

Uhm... I hate to out the elephant in the room but... what did you think would happen?

Iron Fist · 12-06-2009, 09:08 PM

Seems like someone does this and needs to post about it every month. I heart GFY.

CyberHustler · 12-06-2009, 09:14 PM

@ itched my balls. You mean scratched?

baddog · 12-06-2009, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

The warning I'm getitng out of it is that if I come over to your house to play XBOX I should disinfect the contoller first since it has your ball sweat on it.

For once, I may have to agree with you.

nismonotmugen · 12-06-2009, 09:34 PM

i remember when i was in boot camp my sack and taint was sweatin so much i thought putting foot powder on my sack would help. it didn't

fatfoo · 12-06-2009, 09:50 PM

That fiery... Jalapenos are hot peppers.

BlingDaddy · 12-06-2009, 09:56 PM

The habanero heat will keep on creepin too... at least it wasn't your Ass.

quantum-x · 12-06-2009, 10:33 PM

Similar has happened to me. Replace xbox controller with intimate partner's intimate parts.
Cue scream, fleeing to the bathroom and a lengthy shower.

CPimp · 12-06-2009, 10:56 PM

oh fuck! That's gotta suck.

Ont time I was sick and just got a shower, I put lotion on my whole body as I usually do in the winter because my skin gets dry. But I used the green bottle of Gold Bond medicated lotion.

Forgot it had menthol in it. I fucking FROZE for almost a whole day.

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