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  • Deej
    I make pixels work
    • Jun 2005
    • 24386
    #1

    OMFG - Dont Ever do this....

    So im cooking chili today... and i a;lways throw in a jalapeno and a habanero...

    I sliced them up... I washed my hands... i play a little xbox waiting on the crock pot...

    a half hour after cutting the peppers and washing my hands i itched my balls...

    My nuts are on FIRE!!!

    This shit is fucked up....

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    • Deej
      I make pixels work
      • Jun 2005
      • 24386
      #2
      Its a creeping heat tooo

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        • mmcfadden
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2008
          • 5099
          #3
          that ain't the jalapener bro...

          did you forget the condom last night?

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            • GatorB
              The Demon & 12clicks
              • Oct 2001
              • 18208
              #4
              Originally posted by Deej
              So im cooking chili today... and i a;lways throw in a jalapeno and a habanero...

              I sliced them up... I washed my hands... i play a little xbox waiting on the crock pot...

              a half hour after cutting the peppers and washing my hands i itched my balls...

              My nuts are on FIRE!!!

              This shit is fucked up....
              The warning I'm getitng out of it is that if I come over to your house to play XBOX I should disinfect the contoller first since it has your ball sweat on it.

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                • Deej
                  I make pixels work
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 24386
                  #5
                  Originally posted by GatorB
                  The warning I'm getitng out of it is that if I come over to your house to play XBOX I should disinfect the contoller first since it has your ball sweat on it.
                  no, i wouldnt be worried... i did say i washed my hands multiple times... and i did in between the xbox and the cooking and even between the ball scratching...

                  you should be afraid of other things you are unaware of rather than my ball juice..

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                    • $5 submissions
                      I help you SUCCEED
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 32189
                      #6
                      Originally posted by GatorB
                      The warning I'm getitng out of it is that if I come over to your house to play XBOX I should disinfect the contoller first since it has your ball sweat on it.

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                        • $5 submissions
                          I help you SUCCEED
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 32189
                          #7
                          by the way, good call on the Habanero. I HEART Habanero chilis.

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                            • Deej
                              I make pixels work
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 24386
                              #8
                              Originally posted by $5 submissions
                              by the way, good call on the Habanero. I HEART Habanero chilis.
                              Fuck yea, i almost forgot it...

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                                • Loch
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 7674
                                  #9
                                  been there done that, will never go back LOL

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                                    • Peter Romero
                                      Long time no happy ending
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 10618
                                      #10
                                      Uhm... I hate to out the elephant in the room but... what did you think would happen?


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                                        • Iron Fist
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 23400
                                          #11
                                          Seems like someone does this and needs to post about it every month. I heart GFY.
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                                            • CyberHustler
                                              Masterbaiter
                                              • Feb 2006
                                              • 28827
                                              #12
                                              @ itched my balls. You mean scratched?
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                                                • baddog
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 107089
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by GatorB
                                                  The warning I'm getitng out of it is that if I come over to your house to play XBOX I should disinfect the contoller first since it has your ball sweat on it.
                                                  For once, I may have to agree with you.

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                                                    • nismonotmugen
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 155
                                                      #14
                                                      i remember when i was in boot camp my sack and taint was sweatin so much i thought putting foot powder on my sack would help. it didn't
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                                                        • fatfoo
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                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 27763
                                                          #15
                                                          That fiery... Jalapenos are hot peppers.
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                                                            • BlingDaddy
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                              • 6343
                                                              #16
                                                              The habanero heat will keep on creepin too... at least it wasn't your Ass.
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                                                                • quantum-x
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                  • 6863
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Similar has happened to me. Replace xbox controller with intimate partner's intimate parts.
                                                                  Cue scream, fleeing to the bathroom and a lengthy shower.
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                                                                    • CPimp
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                                                                      • Aug 2009
                                                                      • 2346
                                                                      #18
                                                                      oh fuck! That's gotta suck.

                                                                      Ont time I was sick and just got a shower, I put lotion on my whole body as I usually do in the winter because my skin gets dry. But I used the green bottle of Gold Bond medicated lotion.

                                                                      Forgot it had menthol in it. I fucking FROZE for almost a whole day.
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