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Sands · 11-13-2009, 04:42 PM

I'll be moving into a new apartment soon and, for the first time, I'll live alone and I'll be fully capable of enjoying paid-depravity. However, I don't want to spend unnecessarily and I want to do it as safely as possible. What should I know to become a first-class whoremonger?

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sobaka · 11-13-2009, 05:09 PM

Most whores on Craigslist are completely broke at least once a month. They will do you for $50 when they really need money. But they are mostly also too dumb to save your information and contact you when they are broke. So you pretty much need to catch them on the day they are broke and offer them $50.

Sharky · 11-13-2009, 07:49 PM

Are you asking how to live alone, on a budget?

J. Falcon · 11-13-2009, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sobaka

Most whores on Craigslist are completely broke at least once a month. They will do you for $50 when they really need money. But they are mostly also too dumb to save your information and contact you when they are broke. So you pretty much need to catch them on the day they are broke and offer them $50.

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Sands · 11-13-2009, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by sobaka

Most whores on Craigslist are completely broke at least once a month. They will do you for $50 when they really need money. But they are mostly also too dumb to save your information and contact you when they are broke. So you pretty much need to catch them on the day they are broke and offer them $50.

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Originally Posted by Sharky

Are you asking how to live alone, on a budget?

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sobaka Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 29	Most whores on Craigslist are completely broke at least once a month. They will do you for $50 when they really need money. But they are mostly also too dumb to save your information and contact you when they are broke. So you pretty much need to catch them on the day they are broke and offer them $50.