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DonX · 11-13-2009, 12:23 PM

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matrixfred · 11-13-2009, 12:25 PM

I've heard this is true once you get married!

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-13-2009, 12:54 PM

I remember a Little Johnny version of that joke - too funny!

Speaking of Lil' Johnny, here is his encounter with Santa Claus:

Little Johnny is sitting on Santa's lap at the mall, and Santa puts his finger on the boy's nose and says "I bet your name is (spells out ) J-o-h-n-n-y?"

Little Johnny's eyes light up, and Santa puts his finger on Little Johnny's nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b-i-k-e?"

Little Johnny's eyes light up even more and he asks "How'd you know that?"

Santa replied "Because I'm Santa, I know everything".

Little Johnny then gets a funny look in his eyes and he says to Santa, "I bet you like (spells out ) g-i-r-l-s?"

Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?"

Little Johnny solemnly replies, " Beacause your finger smells like P-U-S-S-Y!"

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tiger · 11-13-2009, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by matrixfred

I've heard this is true once you get married!

DonX · 11-13-2009, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I remember a Little Johnny version of that joke - too funny!

Speaking of Lil' Johnny, here is his encounter with Santa Claus:

Little Johnny is sitting on Santa's lap at the mall, and Santa puts his finger on the boy's nose and says "I bet your name is (spells out ) J-o-h-n-n-y?"

Little Johnny's eyes light up, and Santa puts his finger on Little Johnny's nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b-i-k-e?"

Little Johnny's eyes light up even more and he asks "How'd you know that?"

Santa replied "Because I'm Santa, I know everything".

Little Johnny then gets a funny look in his eyes and he says to Santa, "I bet you like (spells out ) g-i-r-l-s?"

Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?"

Little Johnny solemnly replies, " Beacause your finger smells like P-U-S-S-Y!"

ADG

PornMD · 11-13-2009, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I remember a Little Johnny version of that joke - too funny!

Speaking of Lil' Johnny, here is his encounter with Santa Claus:

Little Johnny is sitting on Santa's lap at the mall, and Santa puts his finger on the boy's nose and says "I bet your name is (spells out ) J-o-h-n-n-y?"

Little Johnny's eyes light up, and Santa puts his finger on Little Johnny's nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b-i-k-e?"

Little Johnny's eyes light up even more and he asks "How'd you know that?"

Santa replied "Because I'm Santa, I know everything".

Little Johnny then gets a funny look in his eyes and he says to Santa, "I bet you like (spells out ) g-i-r-l-s?"

Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?"

Little Johnny replies, "Because your finger smells like P-U-S-S-Y you fat old piece of shit! Now where's my muthafuckin' bike?!"

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	I remember a Little Johnny version of that joke - too funny! Speaking of Lil' Johnny, here is his encounter with Santa Claus: Little Johnny is sitting on Santa's lap at the mall, and Santa puts his finger on the boy's nose and says "I bet your name is (spells out ) J-o-h-n-n-y?" Little Johnny's eyes light up, and Santa puts his finger on Little Johnny's nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b-i-k-e?" Little Johnny's eyes light up even more and he asks "How'd you know that?" Santa replied "Because I'm Santa, I know everything". Little Johnny then gets a funny look in his eyes and he says to Santa, "I bet you like (spells out ) g-i-r-l-s?" Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?" Little Johnny solemnly replies, " Beacause your finger smells like P-U-S-S-Y!" ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)