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sobaka · 10-29-2009, 07:19 PM

I wanted to see if any of you experts can give pointers on the kind of ad that gets you laid with the least amount of effort/time (and for free obviously).

Here is what worked best for me so far. Very short ad in LTR section. I say I am in my mid 30s, attractive and in shape (no pic in my ad). In the ad title and in the ad I say that I am looking for specific trait about women, something that many women are insecure about (I don't want to say the exact thing I am asking for because I don't want people to copy the ad). So I am playing on women's insecurity; I am guessing women who reply to my ad think "most men don't like this thing about me, but this guy is looking for that exact thing". But I am not really sure why the hell they reply.

Anyway, I have been putting this ad once a week for years. It gets 3-5 real replies each time. I end up meeting on average probably 1 out of these replies. And I probably have sex with half of those. All the women I meet are ok-looking, some are very hot. I only meet for coffee the first time for 30 min. If they want the second date with me, I pretty much know they are interested in having sex. I am sort-of semi-vagabond who travels a lot, works 20 hours a week at most, and has zero interest in children, relationships, or any of that stuff. And I make all these things very clear during the first coffee date. I am basically an interesting guy to hang out with once in a while; I offer nothing else.

Let me know if any of you have other things that worked for you with placing ads. The main thing for me though is to be able to get laid with very little effort and time. If the ad attracts the kind of women who require many dates, long conversations, or expensive dates, that's too much work for me.

Argos88 · 10-29-2009, 07:22 PM

Hmmm... if u are lucky to not get your ad flagged in less than 3 hours, then go on...

If this question is to promote the Mark Lavigne black hat seo tactics book, good luck, YOU WILL DEFO NEED IT...

If you are really interested in dating women, go for a more serious site like Match or Yahoo personals.

Period.

Horny Dude · 10-30-2009, 01:03 AM

Yeah that should get you about 1000 spam messages to your in box. More if you post it in the "Casual Encounters" section. Then the flag happy faggots at CL will have it removed, but good luck!

fatfoo · 10-30-2009, 02:17 AM

To get laid, in essence you have to create this kind of ad:

"I'm a first class whore. Will fuck you up very nicely for $10,000. I will react to all allegations of being a fag, by saying "I'm not a fag." Women have their sexual peak at 30 years old. Great, that's my age as well. Karen O need not reply to this ad."

marketsmart · 10-30-2009, 06:57 AM

do you guys even read the op's posts before commenting?

the guy is already crushing pussy on CL...

he is just looking for a better way and with all the lard ass no game webmasters here, he is definitely looking for pick up advice in the wrong place...

Libertine · 10-30-2009, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sobaka

I wanted to see if any of you experts can give pointers on the kind of ad that gets you laid with the least amount of effort/time (and for free obviously).

Here is what worked best for me so far. Very short ad in LTR section. I say I am in my mid 30s, attractive and in shape (no pic in my ad). In the ad title and in the ad I say that I am looking for specific trait about women, something that many women are insecure about (I don't want to say the exact thing I am asking for because I don't want people to copy the ad). So I am playing on women's insecurity; I am guessing women who reply to my ad think "most men don't like this thing about me, but this guy is looking for that exact thing". But I am not really sure why the hell they reply.

Anyway, I have been putting this ad once a week for years. It gets 3-5 real replies each time. I end up meeting on average probably 1 out of these replies. And I probably have sex with half of those. All the women I meet are ok-looking, some are very hot. I only meet for coffee the first time for 30 min. If they want the second date with me, I pretty much know they are interested in having sex. I am sort-of semi-vagabond who travels a lot, works 20 hours a week at most, and has zero interest in children, relationships, or any of that stuff. And I make all these things very clear during the first coffee date. I am basically an interesting guy to hang out with once in a while; I offer nothing else.

Let me know if any of you have other things that worked for you with placing ads. The main thing for me though is to be able to get laid with very little effort and time. If the ad attracts the kind of women who require many dates, long conversations, or expensive dates, that's too much work for me.

3-5 real replies each time?

Congratulations. Your real ads perform worse than my trolls.

And I'm serious. Even the "broke fat loser living in parents' basement looking for successful woman" troll got more replies.

10-29-2009, 07:19 PM	#1
sobaka Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 29	Craigslist ad that gets you laid I wanted to see if any of you experts can give pointers on the kind of ad that gets you laid with the least amount of effort/time (and for free obviously). Here is what worked best for me so far. Very short ad in LTR section. I say I am in my mid 30s, attractive and in shape (no pic in my ad). In the ad title and in the ad I say that I am looking for specific trait about women, something that many women are insecure about (I don't want to say the exact thing I am asking for because I don't want people to copy the ad). So I am playing on women's insecurity; I am guessing women who reply to my ad think "most men don't like this thing about me, but this guy is looking for that exact thing". But I am not really sure why the hell they reply. Anyway, I have been putting this ad once a week for years. It gets 3-5 real replies each time. I end up meeting on average probably 1 out of these replies. And I probably have sex with half of those. All the women I meet are ok-looking, some are very hot. I only meet for coffee the first time for 30 min. If they want the second date with me, I pretty much know they are interested in having sex. I am sort-of semi-vagabond who travels a lot, works 20 hours a week at most, and has zero interest in children, relationships, or any of that stuff. And I make all these things very clear during the first coffee date. I am basically an interesting guy to hang out with once in a while; I offer nothing else. Let me know if any of you have other things that worked for you with placing ads. The main thing for me though is to be able to get laid with very little effort and time. If the ad attracts the kind of women who require many dates, long conversations, or expensive dates, that's too much work for me.

10-30-2009, 02:17 AM	#4
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	To get laid, in essence you have to create this kind of ad: "I'm a first class whore. Will fuck you up very nicely for $10,000. I will react to all allegations of being a fag, by saying "I'm not a fag." Women have their sexual peak at 30 years old. Great, that's my age as well. Karen O need not reply to this ad." __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

10-29-2009, 07:22 PM	#2
Argos88 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,732	Hmmm... if u are lucky to not get your ad flagged in less than 3 hours, then go on... If this question is to promote the Mark Lavigne black hat seo tactics book, good luck, YOU WILL DEFO NEED IT... If you are really interested in dating women, go for a more serious site like Match or Yahoo personals. Period.

10-30-2009, 01:03 AM	#3
Horny Dude Earn enough to buy coffee Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 4,912	Yeah that should get you about 1000 spam messages to your in box. More if you post it in the "Casual Encounters" section. Then the flag happy faggots at CL will have it removed, but good luck!

10-30-2009, 06:57 AM	#5
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	do you guys even read the op's posts before commenting? the guy is already crushing pussy on CL... he is just looking for a better way and with all the lard ass no game webmasters here, he is definitely looking for pick up advice in the wrong place...