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ElvisManson · 12-13-2002, 08:54 AM

Woman Attempts All-Semen Diet

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet. Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."

It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.

So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.

Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance. Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."

Undutchable · 12-13-2002, 08:58 AM

Oooold

Techie Media · 12-13-2002, 09:00 AM

I've been telling Mrs Lightning to try this diet as well for years...

archer · 12-13-2002, 09:00 AM

rofl... what people won't do for 15 seconds of fame!

Cleopatra used to bathe in cum to preserve her beauty. Sounds like an early version bukkake to me.

Phoenix · 12-13-2002, 09:01 AM

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Originally posted by archer
rofl... what people won't do for 15 seconds of fame!

Cleopatra used to bathe in cum to preserve her beauty. Sounds like an early version bukkake to me.

get out is that for real?

ldinternet · 12-13-2002, 09:05 AM

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Originally posted by archer
Cleopatra used to bathe in cum to preserve her beauty. Sounds like an early version bukkake to me.

Kinky.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-13-2002, 09:59 AM

um, okay. Maybe she thinks that is what they mean by the protien diet.

dazzling · 12-13-2002, 10:06 AM

Thats nothing....i once lived for 6 months on Goat Sperm.

Jizar II · 12-13-2002, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by dazzling
Thats nothing....i once lived for 6 months on Goat Sperm.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 12-13-2002, 10:31 AM

Yeah, heard about this one on Howard Stern...I think its kinds flimsy...I mean...shes ALSO taking a protein shake..I think she should *just* have semen...for 2 weeks...see how it goes.

TheFLY · 12-13-2002, 10:42 AM

Why does she need 800 men? All she needs is me.

Tim · 12-13-2002, 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by archer
Cleopatra used to bathe in cum to preserve her beauty. Sounds like an early version bukkake to me.

Why the hell wasn't I told this at school?

Sarah_Jayne · 12-13-2002, 02:12 PM

because it may have actually been interesting

multisexsite · 12-13-2002, 02:20 PM

This started 13 days ago, is there a website that keeps track of her progress?

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ElvisManson Looking California Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 5,476	All semen diet? Woman Attempts All-Semen Diet SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet. Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice." It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts. So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs. Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance. Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."

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Zoe_Zoebaboe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sin City Posts: 4,463	Yeah, heard about this one on Howard Stern...I think its kinds flimsy...I mean...shes ALSO taking a protein shake..I think she should just have semen...for 2 weeks...see how it goes. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jennabea ICQ: 166862923 Email: [email protected]

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	um, okay. Maybe she thinks that is what they mean by the protien diet.

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Why does she need 800 men? All she needs is me.

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	because it may have actually been interesting

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multisexsite Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 929	This started 13 days ago, is there a website that keeps track of her progress?