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ElvisManson 12-13-2002 08:54 AM

All semen diet?
 
Woman Attempts All-Semen Diet

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet. Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."

It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.

So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.

Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance. Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."

Undutchable 12-13-2002 08:58 AM

Oooold :sleep

Techie Media 12-13-2002 09:00 AM

I've been telling Mrs Lightning to try this diet as well for years...:Graucho

archer 12-13-2002 09:00 AM

rofl... what people won't do for 15 seconds of fame!

Cleopatra used to bathe in cum to preserve her beauty. Sounds like an early version bukkake to me.

Phoenix 12-13-2002 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
rofl... what people won't do for 15 seconds of fame!

Cleopatra used to bathe in cum to preserve her beauty. Sounds like an early version bukkake to me.


get out is that for real?

ldinternet 12-13-2002 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
Cleopatra used to bathe in cum to preserve her beauty. Sounds like an early version bukkake to me.
Kinky.

Sarah_Jayne 12-13-2002 09:59 AM

um, okay. Maybe she thinks that is what they mean by the protien diet.

dazzling 12-13-2002 10:06 AM

Thats nothing....i once lived for 6 months on Goat Sperm.:(

Jizar II 12-13-2002 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dazzling
Thats nothing....i once lived for 6 months on Goat Sperm.:(
:xomunch

Zoe_Zoebaboe 12-13-2002 10:31 AM

Yeah, heard about this one on Howard Stern...I think its kinds flimsy...I mean...shes ALSO taking a protein shake..I think she should *just* have semen...for 2 weeks...see how it goes.

TheFLY 12-13-2002 10:42 AM

Why does she need 800 men? All she needs is me.

Tim 12-13-2002 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
Cleopatra used to bathe in cum to preserve her beauty. Sounds like an early version bukkake to me.
Why the hell wasn't I told this at school?

Sarah_Jayne 12-13-2002 02:12 PM

because it may have actually been interesting :)

multisexsite 12-13-2002 02:20 PM

This started 13 days ago, is there a website that keeps track of her progress?


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