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Old 06-19-2010, 10:03 AM   #1
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:stoned Carrots are POISON !!!!

This thread is in response to THIS thread entitled "marijuana is poison".

To highlight how ridiculous the article is i will repost the article with the word "carrots" substituted for "cannabis". The article will be just as true, infact it would be just as true if you substituted carrots/cannabis with any other earthly item.

Toxic Effects of CARROTS
Tod H. Mikuriya, M.D.



Individual Toxicity

The smoked use of carrots is not without hazards which should be clearly recognized so as to permit appropriate action to avoid or minimize these untoward effects.

Physical Effects

The smoke of carrots is irritating to the mouth, throat, trachea, bronchii, and lungs. The level of irritation is comparable to that of tobacco with the level of irritation dependent upon the amount of exposure, heat of the smoke and degree of impurity. Because of it's illegality it is not yet possible to scientifically document the possible connection with actual lung disease.

For similar reasons it is not possible to determine possible adverse effects upon passive exposure to carrot smoke.

There are some people that are allergic to carrot smoke and develop hives or asthmatic symptoms when exposed to it.

Mental Effects

Carrots when smoked may cause confusion and disorientation in the inexperienced or sensitive user.
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We need soldiers to help fight the War on Carrots, because the Carrot Cartels are taking over.
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Old 06-19-2010, 10:17 AM   #3
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We need soldiers to help fight the War on Carrots, because the Carrot Cartels are taking over.
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Old 06-19-2010, 10:19 AM   #4
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Wait, what about medicinal carrots?
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Old 06-19-2010, 10:23 AM   #5
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Got me a bag of Hybrid Orange Haze carrots here, gonna bake some carrot cake.
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Old 06-19-2010, 10:38 AM   #6
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Always knew you were a carrot smoker.
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Old 06-19-2010, 10:42 AM   #7
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Can't be!!!

It looks like everything is poison now.
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Old 06-19-2010, 10:43 AM   #8
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I just made myself a carrot cake.
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Old 06-19-2010, 11:07 AM   #10
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So Bugs Bunny was some sort of carrot stoner?
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Old 06-19-2010, 11:24 AM   #12
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Smoke a carrot up your asshole.
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Old 06-19-2010, 01:37 PM   #13
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It's pointless to debate with wingnuts, just like it's pointless to debate with religious fundamentalists.

Debate requires a mind open enough to consider opposing points of view, and the ability to assess new information.

It also requires an essential ability for honesty - and that is something a wingnut cannot supply, because they are arguing from the brain stem, not the cortex.

Their goal is to threaten and intimidate, like a lizard trying to push a competitor out of it's territory. They don't have the capacity to truly discuss, and are faking any appearance of doing so.
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Old 06-19-2010, 02:06 PM   #14
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Huge Carrot Bust Takes Down Carrot Overlord - Jun 2010

Global (GFY) - In what is being hailed as a huge success in the War On Carrots, a massive raid Saturday took down one of the biggest carrot overlords on the watch list, George W. Bush. Inside the compound were stockpiles of carrots destined for the U.S. valued at several tens of dollars.




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We need soldiers to help fight the War on Carrots, because the Carrot Cartels are taking over.
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It's pointless to debate with wingnuts, just like it's pointless to debate with religious fundamentalists.

Debate requires a mind open enough to consider opposing points of view, and the ability to assess new information.

It also requires an essential ability for honesty - and that is something a wingnut cannot supply, because they are arguing from the brain stem, not the cortex.

Their goal is to threaten and intimidate, like a lizard trying to push a competitor out of it's territory. They don't have the capacity to truly discuss, and are faking any appearance of doing so.
dang, well said and a perfect description of how gfy usually operates, sadly.

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Can you put a carrot up your ass?
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Old 06-19-2010, 04:32 PM   #19
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Dave Chappelle says FUCK CARROTS!

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this is exactly why I grow pot one year and carrots the next
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
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this is exactly why I grow pot one year and carrots the next
My grandfather was a farmer and always told me to rotate crops.
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A long time ago, I worked in a carrot factory and I sliced carrots.
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Carrots & Night Vision

By Karl S. Kruszelnicki

Parents have lots of tricks to get their kids to eat their vegies. One often-used persuasive tale is that if they don't eat their carrots, they'll go blind, or at the very least, not be able to see in the dark. The parents are telling a little white lie, but there is in this little fib, as there is in all good mythconceptions, a small seed of truth.

Carrots came from around Afghanistan. They had reached the Greeks and the Romans before the birth of Christ, and by 1300 AD had reached northwestern Europe, India, Japan and China. In the Middle Age in Europe, they were used as a medicine to cure most maladies, including sexually transmitted diseases and snakebites.

Carrots are involved in vision, thanks to their link to Vitamin A. You can get Vitamin A from some animal products (such as fish and liver), but not from vegies. However, many of the yellow vegetables and fruit are yellow because of coloured chemicals called "carotenes" - as are the feathers of canaries, and the shells of lobsters. Once you eat these yellow vegies, your liver converts the carotenes to a family of chemicals that go under the name of Vitamin A.

If you don't have enough Vitamin A, you won't have healthy skin, a healthy immune system - and good vision. The Vitamin A travels in the blood to the retina (in the eye) where it is converted into a chemical called "retinal". When light hits this retinal chemical, it changes shape. This starts off a process, which ends with electricity travelling to the visual centres at the back of the brain - which turn the electricity into the wall-to-wall sensation that we call vision. No Vitamin A means no retinal in your retina, which means no electrical signals travelling to your visual centres.

So, if you don't get enough carotenes or Vitamin A in your diet, eventually you will suffer problems in your vision. This was the basis of the myth started by the Royal Air Force, the RAF.

In the Battle of Britain, in 1940, the British fighter pilot, John Cunningham, became the first person to shoot down an enemy plane with the help of radar. In fact, in WW II, he was the RAF's top-scoring night fighter pilot, with a total of 20 kills. Some pilots were better flying in daylight, while others, like Cunningham, were better at night. His nickname was "Cats' Eyes". The RAF put out the story in the British newspapers that he, and his fellow night pilots, owed their exceptional night vision to carrots. People believed this to the extent that they started growing and eating more carrots, so that they could better navigate at night during the blackouts that were compulsory during WW II.

But this story was a myth invented by the RAF to hide their use of radar, which was what really located the Luftwaffe bombers at night - not human carrot-assisted super-vision.

On one hand, not enough Vitamin A will make you unable to see at night. But lots of Vitamin A can be poisonous - and it definitely will not give you super-human vision at night.

The device that told the RAF night fighter pilots where the incoming bombers would be was the invention called "radar" (from RAdio Detection And Ranging). In a radar unit, an antenna sends out a brief burst of radio waves (say with a peak power of one million watts), then stops transmitting. It switches off, and then listens for the very weak echo, as some of the radio waves bounce off the metal skin of the plane and return to the antenna. They can be as weak as one millionth of a watt. The time interval between the transmitted and received signals gives the distance to the plane.

At the beginning of WW II, France, the UK, the USA, the Soviet Union, Italy, Japan and Germany each had explored and researched radar - but only the UK had developed a fully-functioning network. This network was called "Chain Home", and operated 24 hours per day from September 1938 until the end of the war.

But why did the German Air Force see pass the obvious radar towers on the English coast, and fall for this blatant "carrot-super-vision" myth? Because this myth, that carrots would make their eyes better, already existed in German folklore.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/articl...26/1392430.htm
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Every single person who ate carrots in 1870 is dead today. Every single one. That's all the proof I need that they're poison.
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