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SleazyDream · 10-19-2009, 12:53 AM

Saw the new oxy clean commerical without billy - love him or hate him - it SUCKED.

that fucker was one hell of a pitchman

GatorB · 10-19-2009, 12:56 AM

Well if he didn't do coke he'd still be alive. I don't feel sorry for retards

SleazyDream · 10-19-2009, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Well if he didn't do coke he'd still be alive. I don't feel sorry for retards

i do.

every second person on here does coke.

doesn't mean they are a good or bad businessman

Domain Diva · 10-19-2009, 02:39 AM

I think i have watched more of Billy Mayes than any other tv person...great marketing guy.

Shame he is no longer around to make a new series of pitchmen.

Regarding his death i still find it strange that he died a few days after bumping his head hard on a US airways flight

although it seems to have been dismissed as nothing.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-19-2009, 02:51 AM

Rest in peace BM (Bowel Movement)...

ADG

WWC · 10-19-2009, 03:04 AM

now you can watch this guy ...

Iron Fist · 10-19-2009, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by WWC

now you can watch this guy ...

Strangely I have seen an increase in his commercials.

After Shock Media · 10-19-2009, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Well if he didn't do coke he'd still be alive. I don't feel sorry for retards

Says who?
Why not the head injury?
What if he just listened to his fellow pitchman and always flew private?
What if pass on England?

Not like the coke levels they found were of the retard level in the first place. Actually were pretty damn low, more like a recreational user at most.

Stephen McTowelie · 10-19-2009, 04:48 AM

I am just glad we dont have a need for him in the UK no chipotle here lol

raven1083 · 10-19-2009, 05:07 AM

who again?lol

L-Pink · 10-19-2009, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Well if he didn't do coke he'd still be alive. I don't feel sorry for retards

Just had a couple rails and a Red Bull for breakfast. I'll check in later to let you know I'm not dead. Take care, I worry about you too you know .....

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WebairGerard · 10-19-2009, 06:52 AM

really enjoyed his TV show too. was very interesting.

Babaganoosh · 10-19-2009, 07:01 AM

Billy Mays was the bomb. He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.

Fletch XXX · 10-19-2009, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i do.

every second person on here does coke.

doesn't mean they are a good or bad businessman

the people claiming if he did coke hed still be alive are cluess to the fact Billy mays did coke DAYS BEFORE he died, coke didnt kill him, it just makes great headlines.

this is what was found in him

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Test results also discovered traces of the narcotic painkillers Oxycodone, hydrocodone and tramadol in his bloodstream. Small amounts of Xanax and Valium, as well as alcohol, were also detected.

peopole who blame cocaine simply sensationalizing his death, but fact is, prescription drugs mixed with alcohol is what killed him, not a thing to do with cocaine.

He had not done any cocaine for days, was not on cocaine and none was in his system when he died. ...

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story...&page=1&page=1

baddog · 10-19-2009, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Billy Mays was the bomb. He could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves.

How cold do you have to make ketchup to have it freeze to a stick?

BFT3K · 10-19-2009, 09:15 AM

Billy Mays' beard color was so fake it was hard to take him seriously.

He should have promoted his own product while he was alive...

The Billy Mays ShoeBeard: A revolutionary new product you can use to both polish your shoes AND dye your beard!

Hello, I'm Billy Mays and I'd like to introduce my latest product the ShoeBeard! It's like a shoe polish and beard dye all in one!.... etc...

Evil Ryan · 10-19-2009, 09:26 AM

http://www.chipotleaway.com the best product billy mays ever sold!

Barefootsies · 10-19-2009, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by WWC

now you can watch this guy ...

Wilsy · 10-19-2009, 09:40 AM

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Is this the guy that does the Slap Chop thingy i was just looking for the video but couldn't find it. That advert is Genius

The Porn Nerd · 10-19-2009, 09:43 AM

The "secret" to his "success" was he always sounded like he was SCREAMING AT YOU from about 100 yards away, even tho he was RIGHT IN YO FUCKING FACE!!!

Fuck him, glad he's gone. He was, along with a ton of other people, part of the reason our soceity sucks balls these days.

Plus, cocaine sucks, too. 420 four-evah!

JenniDahling · 10-19-2009, 09:46 AM

They still run a bunch of his commercials here in Tampa since most of them were filmed here. Who knew Tampa was ground zero for infomercial production.

Babaganoosh · 10-19-2009, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

The "secret" to his "success" was he always sounded like he was SCREAMING AT YOU from about 100 yards away, even tho he was RIGHT IN YO FUCKING FACE!!!

Fuck him, glad he's gone. He was, along with a ton of other people, part of the reason our soceity sucks balls these days.

Plus, cocaine sucks, too. 420 four-evah!

You're blaming Billy Mays for the downfall of modern society? Ease up on the weed, pothead.

Babaganoosh · 10-19-2009, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by WWC

now you can watch this guy ...

mikeyddddd · 10-19-2009, 10:31 AM

Megan Essog · 10-19-2009, 01:46 PM

You're gonna love my nuts!

Domain Diva · 10-19-2009, 06:40 PM

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You're gonna love my nuts!

Did you know that comment was placed in the slapchop ad on purpose to create a virual talking point ? ...if you didnt you do now

After Shock Media · 10-19-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberClaire

Did you know that comment was placed in the slapchop ad on purpose to create a virual talking point ? ...if you didnt you do now

prove it.

Domain Diva · 10-19-2009, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

prove it.

It was part of my marketing studies . (tele infomercials) take it or leave it....actually if you think about it , thats a no brainer when pointed out.

Those ads are intense so much so one of the first producers of such ads mentioned he spent I think it was 60 hours yep something like 60 hours to come up with the first 10-15 seconds opening script.

GatorB · 10-19-2009, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Says who?

says the autopsy that foung coke in his system

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Why not the head injury?

says the autopsy that says he had no brain injury

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Not like the coke levels they found were of the retard level in the first place. Actually were pretty damn low, more like a recreational user at most.

being overweight which means you're likely to have heart problems and doing coke is retarded. Also doing coke before having scheduled surgery is also retarded.

Quit defending cokeheads. The less druggies in the world the better the place is. Druggies can stop being druggies by either stop doing drugs or dying. Personally I don't give a shit which way it happens. Although death is a 100% guarantee they won't become druggies again.

After Shock Media · 10-19-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberClaire

It was part of my marketing studies . (tele infomercials) take it or leave it....actually if you think about it , thats a no brainer when pointed out.

Those ads are intense so much so one of the first producers of such ads mentioned he spent I think it was 60 hours yep something like 60 hours to come up with the first 10-15 seconds opening script.

To date nothing that comes out of your head and posted here can be taken with any validity until you explain all of your past lies, inconsistencies, and shit you were caught up in and called out on. So there is no take it or leave it when it comes to what you post. It all has to come with more than an ounce of skepticism and you only did that to yourself.

As for the ads some are intense, others are so freewheeling ad lib takes that it makes a Robin Williams stand up routine look scripted. Many often have the basics for the ad done in minutes not hours. I would of course never assume and group them all into one category or the other.

Back to the line - if you think about it. Of course it is always easy to go back at look at anything that took off and say ah ha that is one of the things that did it. It in no way shows that it was pre planned. So calling it a no brainer again is more of less just assuming and with no brain.

Domain Diva · 10-19-2009, 07:11 PM

Relax ASM , we are talking about one line in a marketing tv ad ...if you dont believe it to be on purpose so be it ....im not going to go on all night researching the details to prove it.

Watch the ad ...do you really thing it was missed ?

Take it or leave it ......its that simple.

firecracker · 10-19-2009, 10:30 PM

Pitchmen was cool. Sully was so much fun to watch interact and have competition...But wait! He's been dead a while now.... Ya the new Orange Glo sucks too, his hands, girls voice. CHEAP re do.

firecracker · 10-19-2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by WWC

now you can watch this guy ...

HE'S A PRICK, busted for hitting a woman, I think she bite his nose. IDIOT

Babaganoosh · 10-19-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by firecracker

HE'S A PRICK, busted for hitting a woman, I think she bite his nose. IDIOT

Some hooker went in for a kiss, bit his tongue and wouldn't let go. What was he supposed to do about it?

Semi-Retired-Dave · 10-19-2009, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Saw the new oxy clean commerical without billy - love him or hate him - it SUCKED.

that fucker was one hell of a pitchman

Every time is commercials came on, I would have to grab the remote and turn that shit down. Live by Drugs, die by drugs. (and a bad heart)

That sucks, I had a couple great ideas for him to pitch too.

CamsMaster · 10-20-2009, 01:25 PM

this is a funny thread guys

SleazyDream · 10-20-2009, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberClaire

It was part of my marketing studies . (tele infomercials) take it or leave it....actually if you think about it , thats a no brainer when pointed out.

Those ads are intense so much so one of the first producers of such ads mentioned he spent I think it was 60 hours yep something like 60 hours to come up with the first 10-15 seconds opening script.

that would be quick to be honest

SleazyDream · 10-20-2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

To date nothing that comes out of your head and posted here can be taken with any validity until you explain all of your past lies, inconsistencies, and shit you were caught up in and called out on. So there is no take it or leave it when it comes to what you post. It all has to come with more than an ounce of skepticism and you only did that to yourself.

As for the ads some are intense, others are so freewheeling ad lib takes that it makes a Robin Williams stand up routine look scripted. Many often have the basics for the ad done in minutes not hours. I would of course never assume and group them all into one category or the other.

Back to the line - if you think about it. Of course it is always easy to go back at look at anything that took off and say ah ha that is one of the things that did it. It in no way shows that it was pre planned. So calling it a no brainer again is more of less just assuming and with no brain.

a slut will sleep with anyone
a bitch will sleep with anyone BUT YOU

I'm assuming you got Claire in the bitch category... lol

fatfoo · 10-20-2009, 03:07 PM

I don't care much for oxy clean commercials.

Choopa Phil · 10-20-2009, 03:09 PM

now i know uve heard of Billy mays....what about PHILLY mays...yes this is me and this is my facebook default pic lol

The Porn Nerd · 10-20-2009, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

You're blaming Billy Mays for the downfall of modern society? Ease up on the weed, pothead.

What part of 'part of' did you not understand?

Who's the pothead now? Brahahahahahahahahaha!!!

(Actually, if Billy Mays was a pothead he wouldn't be DEAD right now....AND....if Billy mays sold bongs I bet he wouldn't SCREAM.SO.MUCH!!! heh)

After Shock Media · 10-20-2009, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

a slut will sleep with anyone
a bitch will sleep with anyone BUT YOU

I'm assuming you got Claire in the bitch category... lol

Fuck no.
She is attractive, will give her that.
If anything she has been flirty towards me. I just am not the wee bit interested. I have the woman I desire and that is that. Sure other women are attractive, hot, etc. Just no interest in sharing that aspect with any of them.

We were fairly friendly and it seemed like some possible business deals. Then the following week (weeks), all hell broke loose about her, her lies, her lies to me, cover ups, and general personal character suicide on her part without taking any responsibility, giving any proper explanations, and pretty much took the stick your head in the sand approach to problems. I can not make deals with such people and I hate when someone flat out lies to you.

SleazyDream · 10-20-2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Fuck no.
She is attractive, will give her that.
If anything she has been flirty towards me. I just am not the wee bit interested. I have the woman I desire and that is that. Sure other women are attractive, hot, etc. Just no interest in sharing that aspect with any of them.

We were fairly friendly and it seemed like some possible business deals. Then the following week (weeks), all hell broke loose about her, her lies, her lies to me, cover ups, and general personal character suicide on her part without taking any responsibility, giving any proper explanations, and pretty much took the stick your head in the sand approach to problems. I can not make deals with such people and I hate when someone flat out lies to you.

ahhh so she wants to fuck you but YOU'RE not interested!

now I've heard everything

buuuuuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

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