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Billy Mays' beard color was so fake it was hard to take him seriously.
He should have promoted his own product while he was alive...
The Billy Mays ShoeBeard: A revolutionary new product you can use to both polish your shoes AND dye your beard!
Hello, I'm Billy Mays and I'd like to introduce my latest product the ShoeBeard! It's like a shoe polish and beard dye all in one!.... etc...
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