The way I understand it she basically told me we could hook up if we want. But she was pretty rough looking.

You know a woman is rough looking when you would rather jerk off then screw her :)

almost for a second thought this was part of some arg or viral campaign. had me going ...

If anyone cares the books I bought were Artie Lange's "Too Fat To Fish" and The Royal Family by William T. Vollmann. I guess after talking to her I was in the mood to read about obsession and self destruction.

She's been sober for 5 years, but works at a bar, and some random friend from her past got her to drink? She has to be lying, that just doesn't make sense. :1orglaugh

Damn, I should have gotten a program to sponsor it :1orglaugh

I actually asked her that. when she said he had a drinking problem in the past but has been sober and works at the bar I asked if working in a bar was the best choice for her. She said that she has only been there about 1.5 years and that she was desperate for a job and needed money so she took the job even if it wasn't the best idea.

i will stop before i go off on vollman here. like his stuff.

Dude, you should have blown off GFY for a few days and then come back and started a thread with, "I just got back from the hospital....."

I'm very let down. :(

I probably could have milked it for a while.

I have only read Whores for Gloria and Atlas and liked them both. This book is huge though so I guess I'm really going to get into the real Vollman with it.

the offer for a hook-up is kinda strange.. thanks for the story

It struck me as odd too. During the whole conversation there was nothing sexual about it. Then as we hug she tells me if I just want to hook up she would be cool with it. It was kind of out of place, but think she is someone who is very lonely and probably wants companionship no matter what form it takes.

Good job Kane, way to not pussy out like the fags in this thread.

time to call up a couple buddies and go lay down those train tracks

thats what i was thinking. Eileen Wournos was the perfect picture.

Now you just have to wonder whether she's going to call you again the next time she fucks up. As above that would be my only concern.

Doesn't seem that odd to me. She seems lost and confused. She most likely offered up a fuck as an attempt to keep kane in her life as he might be the only glimpse of a good person in it.

Always go with your first inclination. Make something up.

Dear Penthouse: . . . .

Should have brought a paper bag with you just for that contingency!

Pretty much knew it would be an anti climatic ending despite my suggested precautions.

You so could of and I think should of milked it on gfy. Let a day or two pass, then get us a mobile partial post or icq to some gfy user whom you just happened to remember their email or whatever. Got us all worked up and scared shitless. Leaking small bits of info. Your locked up with 1 bar on phone and a near dead battery. They did not find the phone, blah blah.
Given us a good Halloween scare.

LOL, dude....read the story before replying!

:helpme

dude you are fucking loser.

you could have gotten laid but you are to busy being "mr nice guy" when really your a total fucking creep.

The guy is a fucking moron - every post he makes is stupid at a whole new level.....

pics or it didn't happen!

Nah, she was pretty worn out looking and she smelled like stale cigarettes. I had no interest in her at all.

Yeah pics or no fucking way ever that someone on here was able to meet up with a haggardly weathered woman who stunk of cigarettes, was slightly out of it, and also willing to fall for 100% stupid ideas. We all know if her "friend" had cause the video poker to pay out (guessing maybe a double up method, did you ask kane?) would of demanded half or borrowed all of it somehow.

Fuck I can find random women like this every night down at the Indian casino or their bingo games. What may even be more sad is that you know that is their life.

Hell she even dropped in the possible option for a booty call. Seriously seeking someone to notice her and allow herself to give out what she fees she is worth.

Waiting to hear a related story on the news...just waiting.

I did ask her what her friends supposed system was that would win on the video poker and she said she didn't really understand it so I'm not really sure what method she was going to use.

Ripper was a gangsta!

lol,

you should try some reading comprehension exercises :1orglaugh

I don't think this is over. It is just end of Act One.

Going along, being the nice guy and then turning down some free action, will have her all the more interested in you as an easy mark, and she will be back in touch.

She knows you don't have a gf because she knows that a guy with a gf either:

[a] wouldn't would have gone there,
[b] would have gone there just to fuck her or see what he could get, or
[c] would have taken his girlfriend with him.

But anyway, you have a nice way with words, so why don't you come up with a couple of alternative versions for the inevitable Act Two.

At least you will have an idea what might be coming :winkwink:

Heh. Love that "method" - it works, but only if you have an infinite amount of money. Which nobody does, obviously.

She will probably call you again very soon.

You should exploit her and take photos and post them for us. :)

Cool story brosephski

Nice...I will wait for that...hahaha

How old did she look and how was her body???

That's the problem...

"Rough" - "Stale smoke smell".
OK, Kane how ugly was she really?? Examples please....i get the feeling you are being REALLY nice here.

My mental image of her!
50-55 yo
50 smokes a day
1 bottle of JackD a day
Greyish, Sloppy hair, tight black jeans a military boots

Works in a bar open 24/7 only drunks allowed.

Close?