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brassmonkey 10-20-2009 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 16448744)
Yep, the thread starter is going to have the time of his life. I can't wait to see the results.

im hoping a nice set of tee teez and he took pics

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-20-2009 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by area51 (Post 16448735)
All trolls are just 16 year olds in their parents basements.

Shit, I'm 50/50 then. :Oh crap

TeenSluts 10-20-2009 02:52 PM

picspics

GayIPornSteve 10-20-2009 03:00 PM

Posting in an epic thread.

Loch 10-20-2009 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GayIPornSteve (Post 16448880)
Posting in an epic thread.

Highly depends on the outcome lol

JP-pornshooter 10-20-2009 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 16448653)
When I am laying on my deathbed that last fucking thing I want is to have regrets about any possible life adventures I may have pussied out on. I know you have to be careful in life to an extent, but careful isn't very much fun. I hope you report back tomorrow with a story that includes strippers, midgets, and donkeys...

we live by the same word my man...


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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan (Post 16448469)
leave your wallet at home. Seriously though, watch your back. To me this seems like a set up.

Something tells me she is luring you and when you get there you will be robbed.

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Originally Posted by area51 (Post 16448686)
I am amazed by the number of pussies on this board. It's incredible really, I'm definitely with BVF on this, though I'm not scared of anyone.

couldnt agree more, sometimes live a little (or a lot) and trust that you will not be hurt or robbed.
nothing more empowering than sometimes putting your life at stake and believe in yourself and your ability to survive and have a great time doing it..:2 cents:

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-20-2009 04:53 PM

Can anyone verify if kane is still with us?

Fletch XXX 10-20-2009 04:54 PM

fast forward 6 hours.

She fucks his brains out, slips something in his drink, and with his last bit of energy he reaches for the keyboard and makes one last post on gfy...

"I told u i was hardcore"

Loch 10-20-2009 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by area51 (Post 16449303)
Can anyone verify if kane is still with us?

Not i, this is one thread i cant wait to check later tonight though :pimp

brassmonkey 10-20-2009 05:02 PM

bookmarked and waiting kool-aid grin pics

Fat Panda 10-20-2009 05:02 PM

waiting for more info . . . . . . . . . . .

TeenSluts 10-20-2009 05:02 PM

kane is gangster

wdsguy 10-20-2009 05:11 PM

hes probably lying in a ditch somewhere.

miss_jody 10-20-2009 05:16 PM

Oye... not most intelligent decision
interested to see how this plays out!

Ayla_SquareTurtle 10-20-2009 05:24 PM

I love weird stuff like this. Hoping for a crazy story!

Spunky 10-20-2009 05:27 PM

Did you get a blowjob?

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-20-2009 05:29 PM

Bump for anxious awaiting people.

Pleasurepays 10-20-2009 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 16448620)
I guess I feel the same way. Part of why I decided to meet her is that I would like to think there is at least some amount of humanity left in the world.

i wonder how many victims of serial killers were thinking that exact same thing as every possible alarm bell was ringing in their mind telling them to just get away from that situation?

"ah... its raining and he's hitch hiking... he looks so cold and wet... i should pick him up. i want to do some good today and help a stranger....."

BV 10-20-2009 05:48 PM

He's at the ATM right now getting her rent money :-)

Intrinsic 10-20-2009 05:54 PM

alright its been 4 hours....

brassmonkey 10-20-2009 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy (Post 16449356)
hes probably lying in a ditch somewhere.

:1orglaugh thats funny 4 a minute but not so funny if he gets jacked up

comeplay 10-20-2009 05:58 PM

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/serial-killer-5.jpg
The voices told me he would love me if he were dead..

dav3 10-20-2009 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BV (Post 16449437)
He's at the ATM right now getting her rent money :-)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nicky 10-20-2009 06:16 PM

Bump bump, we need info. kane might be pumping It hard atm :P

12clicks 10-20-2009 06:23 PM

if someone gets on his computer and starts posting as his friend "the_king" I'm gonna be sad

rowan 10-20-2009 06:33 PM

As the Australian Federal Police like to say in their t*rr*rist ads, "Be ALERT, but not ALARMED" :D

If it happened to me my only concern would be that she has my number. I don't see much harm in following through a good deed.

kane 10-20-2009 06:39 PM

I'm back and still alive.

Here is how it went down:

I parked my car in the area I planned, walked the block or so to the light rail and hopped on the train. I took it across town and got to the deli we were meeting at about 10 minutes before she did. She pulled up and parked in front of the place, got out and came in. She was alone. We greet each other and make small talk then order sandwiches and drinks. She then tells me that she has been in a dark place for several months and has been really struggling. She says it all came to a head about a week ago when a friend of hers came back into her life and they had been hanging out. This person was a real bad influence on her and she had started drinking again after more than 5 years being sober. This person told her that she had a 'no lose' system that she could use for video poker so that she could win every time. So this friend shows up at the bar my caller works at and talked her into taking money out of the till to play video poker with. She agreed and her friend promised if she lost she would run home and get the money to put back in the till. Well, of course she lost. The friend left to get the money and never came back. When her friend didn't come back she panicked and started getting desperate. She went home and tried to call the other bartender, but instead got me when she dialed the wrong number. After taking my advice everything worked out for her.

So she thanks me and we have a decent conversation. I don't give her much info about myself, but the conversation is pleasant. She does seem a little bit off and admits that she needs to go back to AA and get off the booze. I don't know how old she was, but she was kind of haggard looking and I think she is actually younger than she looks. Booze and cigarettes can take their toll on you. After we finish eating we get up and leave and outside the place we hug then she tells me if I ever want to come by the bar she can get me some cheap or free drinks. I tell her I'm not much into the bar scene. She tells me she thinks I am a cool guy and that she can't get involved with anyone right now, but if I ever want to just hook up and have fun she would be game. I lie to her and tell her I have a girlfriend. She then hugs me again, we wish each other a happy life and go our separate ways. I take the train back across town, do a little shopping for a couple of new books to read, drive home and hear I am.

So I think she is just lonely, sad and looking for some kind of happiness in her life. She seems like one of those people that always surrounds themselves with liars, thieves and mopes. I have no idea if she is ever going to call me again. I think I gave her the idea that I'm not someone she can just call whenever she wants to talk.

So I am alive. All is good and I'm actually pretty happy I went. I guess it was a little bit of an anti-climactic ending.

BVF 10-20-2009 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 16449522)
I'm back and still alive.

Here is how it went down:

I parked my car in the area I planned, walked the block or so to the light rail and hopped on the train. I took it across town and got to the deli we were meeting at about 10 minutes before she did. She pulled up and parked in front of the place, got out and came in. She was alone. We greet each other and make small talk then order sandwiches and drinks. She then tells me that she has been in a dark place for several months and has been really struggling. She says it all came to a head about a week ago when a friend of hers came back into her life and they had been hanging out. This person was a real bad influence on her and she had started drinking again after more than 5 years being sober. This person told her that she had a 'no lose' system that she could use for video poker so that she could win every time. So this friend shows up at the bar my caller works at and talked her into taking money out of the till to play video poker with. She agreed and her friend promised if she lost she would run home and get the money to put back in the till. Well, of course she lost. The friend left to get the money and never came back. When her friend didn't come back she panicked and started getting desperate. She went home and tried to call the other bartender, but instead got me when she dialed the wrong number. After taking my advice everything worked out for her.

So she thanks me and we have a decent conversation. I don't give her much info about myself, but the conversation is pleasant. She does seem a little bit off and admits that she needs to go back to AA and get off the booze. I don't know how old she was, but she was kind of haggard looking and I think she is actually younger than she looks. Booze and cigarettes can take their toll on you. After we finish eating we get up and leave and outside the place we hug then she tells me if I ever want to come by the bar she can get me some cheap or free drinks. I tell her I'm not much into the bar scene. She tells me she thinks I am a cool guy and that she can't get involved with anyone right now, but if I ever want to just hook up and have fun she would be game. I lie to her and tell her I have a girlfriend. She then hugs me again, we wish each other a happy life and go our separate ways. I take the train back across town, do a little shopping for a couple of new books to read, drive home and hear I am.

So I think she is just lonely, sad and looking for some kind of happiness in her life. She seems like one of those people that always surrounds themselves with liars, thieves and mopes. I have no idea if she is ever going to call me again. I think I gave her the idea that I'm not someone she can just call whenever she wants to talk.

So I am alive. All is good and I'm actually pretty happy I went. I guess it was a little bit of an anti-climactic ending.

Good to know that it turned out well.....You couldn't have gotten a blowjob or something?

Spunky 10-20-2009 06:42 PM

What no rump fuck in the back seat of the car? fuck sakes

TeenSluts 10-20-2009 06:45 PM

dude u coulda got a gummy

woj 10-20-2009 06:48 PM

damn it, all this wait for nothing... :(
you couldn't make up some cool story?

baddog 10-20-2009 06:49 PM

No broken glass? :(

TheLegacy 10-20-2009 06:49 PM

Yup, now she knows your car and license plate. Look I can appreciate being a nice guy - but I don't know your GF would have approved, and I am damn sure you would not allow your GF to walk into a restaurant with a strange guy who called her asking for advice. Consider yourself lucky, but there are better ways to be kind to people than being to trusting

baddog 10-20-2009 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 16449543)
damn it, all this wait for nothing... :(
you couldn't make up some cool story?

No doubt. And he fancies himself a fiction writer. :winkwink:

Agent 488 10-20-2009 06:53 PM

should have taken her for a ride in the van.

kane 10-20-2009 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 16449548)
Yup, now she knows your car and license plate. Look I can appreciate being a nice guy - but I don't know your GF would have approved, and I am damn sure you would not allow your GF to walk into a restaurant with a strange guy who called her asking for advice. Consider yourself lucky, but there are better ways to be kind to people than being to trusting

When we were done she was in her car and driving away before I was down the block. I then got back on the train and rode it across town, shopped in a book store for about an hour and then went to my car. So unless she knows where I parked, drove across town and waited for me to ride the train, shop then go to my car, there is no way she can know my license plate number.

And I don't have a girlfriend. When she offered to hook up with me, I lied and told her I had a GF, but I don't.

kane 10-20-2009 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16449551)
No doubt. And he fancies himself a fiction writer. :winkwink:

LOL no doubt. I was driving home thinking :"that was pretty tame after all the drama it brought up on GFY." I thought maybe I should just make up something cool, but decided against it.

brassmonkey 10-20-2009 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16449525)
Good to know that it turned out well.....You couldn't have gotten a blowjob or something?

buy her a 6 pack and get that ding ding sucked by a damn hag :1orglaugh id have nightmares :1orglaugh:helpme

rowan 10-20-2009 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 16449548)
Yup, now she knows your car and license plate. Look I can appreciate being a nice guy - but I don't know your GF would have approved, and I am damn sure you would not allow your GF to walk into a restaurant with a strange guy who called her asking for advice. Consider yourself lucky, but there are better ways to be kind to people than being to trusting

??? He took the light rail so she wouldn't see his car, and lied about having a g/f...

Agent 488 10-20-2009 06:55 PM

he parked and took the train to meet her dr.phail.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 16449548)
Yup, now she knows your car and license plate. Look I can appreciate being a nice guy - but I don't know your GF would have approved, and I am damn sure you would not allow your GF to walk into a restaurant with a strange guy who called her asking for advice. Consider yourself lucky, but there are better ways to be kind to people than being to trusting



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