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After Shock Media 10-20-2009 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 16449599)
Dude, you should have blown off GFY for a few days and then come back and started a thread with, "I just got back from the hospital....."

Pretty much knew it would be an anti climatic ending despite my suggested precautions.

You so could of and I think should of milked it on gfy. Let a day or two pass, then get us a mobile partial post or icq to some gfy user whom you just happened to remember their email or whatever. Got us all worked up and scared shitless. Leaking small bits of info. Your locked up with 1 bar on phone and a near dead battery. They did not find the phone, blah blah.
Given us a good Halloween scare.

LexiLexxx 10-20-2009 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 16449548)
Yup, now she knows your car and license plate. Look I can appreciate being a nice guy - but I don't know your GF would have approved, and I am damn sure you would not allow your GF to walk into a restaurant with a strange guy who called her asking for advice. Consider yourself lucky, but there are better ways to be kind to people than being to trusting

LOL, dude....read the story before replying!

:helpme

MetaMan 10-20-2009 10:36 PM

dude you are fucking loser.

you could have gotten laid but you are to busy being "mr nice guy" when really your a total fucking creep.

georgeyw 10-20-2009 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan (Post 16449565)
??? He took the light rail so she wouldn't see his car, and lied about having a g/f...

The guy is a fucking moron - every post he makes is stupid at a whole new level.....

Fob 10-20-2009 11:06 PM

pics or it didn't happen!

kane 10-21-2009 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16449904)
dude you are fucking loser.

you could have gotten laid but you are to busy being "mr nice guy" when really your a total fucking creep.

Nah, she was pretty worn out looking and she smelled like stale cigarettes. I had no interest in her at all.

After Shock Media 10-21-2009 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Fob (Post 16449950)
pics or it didn't happen!

Yeah pics or no fucking way ever that someone on here was able to meet up with a haggardly weathered woman who stunk of cigarettes, was slightly out of it, and also willing to fall for 100% stupid ideas. We all know if her "friend" had cause the video poker to pay out (guessing maybe a double up method, did you ask kane?) would of demanded half or borrowed all of it somehow.

Fuck I can find random women like this every night down at the Indian casino or their bingo games. What may even be more sad is that you know that is their life.

Hell she even dropped in the possible option for a booty call. Seriously seeking someone to notice her and allow herself to give out what she fees she is worth.

doncarbone 10-21-2009 01:42 AM

Waiting to hear a related story on the news...just waiting.

kane 10-21-2009 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16450184)
Yeah pics or no fucking way ever that someone on here was able to meet up with a haggardly weathered woman who stunk of cigarettes, was slightly out of it, and also willing to fall for 100% stupid ideas. We all know if her "friend" had cause the video poker to pay out (guessing maybe a double up method, did you ask kane?) would of demanded half or borrowed all of it somehow.

Fuck I can find random women like this every night down at the Indian casino or their bingo games. What may even be more sad is that you know that is their life.

Hell she even dropped in the possible option for a booty call. Seriously seeking someone to notice her and allow herself to give out what she fees she is worth.

I did ask her what her friends supposed system was that would win on the video poker and she said she didn't really understand it so I'm not really sure what method she was going to use.

Alf Hucker 10-21-2009 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16448719)
i love the ripper logs

<Smoke2k> eat more

LOL

Ripper was a gangsta!

Raf1 10-21-2009 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 16449548)
Yup, now she knows your car and license plate. Look I can appreciate being a nice guy - but I don't know your GF would have approved, and I am damn sure you would not allow your GF to walk into a restaurant with a strange guy who called her asking for advice. Consider yourself lucky, but there are better ways to be kind to people than being to trusting

lol,

you should try some reading comprehension exercises :1orglaugh

lagcam 10-21-2009 04:44 AM

I don't think this is over. It is just end of Act One.

Going along, being the nice guy and then turning down some free action, will have her all the more interested in you as an easy mark, and she will be back in touch.

She knows you don't have a gf because she knows that a guy with a gf either:

[a] wouldn't would have gone there,
[b] would have gone there just to fuck her or see what he could get, or
[c] would have taken his girlfriend with him.

But anyway, you have a nice way with words, so why don't you come up with a couple of alternative versions for the inevitable Act Two.

At least you will have an idea what might be coming :winkwink:

Libertine 10-21-2009 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16450184)
[...](guessing maybe a double up method, did you ask kane?)[...]

Heh. Love that "method" - it works, but only if you have an infinite amount of money. Which nobody does, obviously.

Marie 10-21-2009 07:53 AM

She will probably call you again very soon.

pentae 10-21-2009 08:02 AM

You should exploit her and take photos and post them for us. :)

NetHorse 10-21-2009 08:11 AM

Cool story brosephski

tranza 10-21-2009 08:16 AM

Nice...I will wait for that...hahaha

Hank_Heartland 10-21-2009 08:21 AM

How old did she look and how was her body???

CaptainHowdy 10-21-2009 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie (Post 16450853)
She will probably call you again very soon.

That's the problem...

Loch 10-21-2009 08:51 AM

"Rough" - "Stale smoke smell".
OK, Kane how ugly was she really?? Examples please....i get the feeling you are being REALLY nice here.

My mental image of her!
50-55 yo
50 smokes a day
1 bottle of JackD a day
Greyish, Sloppy hair, tight black jeans a military boots

Works in a bar open 24/7 only drunks allowed.

Close?

Jim_Gunn 10-21-2009 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16449859)
Pretty much knew it would be an anti climatic ending despite my suggested precautions.

You so could of and I think should of milked it on gfy. Let a day or two pass, then get us a mobile partial post or icq to some gfy user whom you just happened to remember their email or whatever. Got us all worked up and scared shitless. Leaking small bits of info. Your locked up with 1 bar on phone and a near dead battery. They did not find the phone, blah blah.
Given us a good Halloween scare.

Are you fucking kidding? There's enough fake nonsense and made up stories on this board. Only reality is interesting. There's enough characters here living out real dramas, conquests, success and failures that they can relate to us and entertain us with the stories. Why would we want someone to jerk our collective chains with bullshit?

kane 10-21-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Marie (Post 16450853)
She will probably call you again very soon.

My guess is that I will either never hear from her again or sometime in the not so far off future she will do something else dumb, need money to get out of it and call me hoping I can help her. Hopefully she won't, I really don't want to have to change my number.

kane 10-21-2009 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16451013)
"Rough" - "Stale smoke smell".
OK, Kane how ugly was she really?? Examples please....i get the feeling you are being REALLY nice here.

My mental image of her!
50-55 yo
50 smokes a day
1 bottle of JackD a day
Greyish, Sloppy hair, tight black jeans a military boots

Works in a bar open 24/7 only drunks allowed.

Close?

My best guess is that she is probably actually in her early to mid 40's, but she looked like she was in her mid to late 50's. She had that skin that looks like an old leather bag and she looked prematurely aged. Have you seen the faces of meth pictures? They are the pictures where they have two shots of a person on meth that are taken 2-3 years apart and the second one looks like they are 15 years older than they were in the first. She looked like that, like she had aged about 10 years in the last couple of years.

She had medium length brown hair that looked decent and like she has washed it recently. She did smell like cigarettes and I assume she smokes a lot. When she pulled up she took the last few drags off her cig before getting out of her car. Then after we ordered she stepped outside and stood in front of the place to smoke another and I saw her light up as soon as she got in the car when we left. She also had that smokers voice that women who smoke a lot get.

Her body looked thin, but she was wearing loose fitting jeans and a baggy sweatshirt so it was hard to tell just what it was like. When I hugged her she didn't feel like skin and bones though.

If I rated her on a scale of 1-10 I would put her about about a 3.

dyna mo 10-21-2009 01:06 PM

kane, you are quite verbose eh.

Phoenix 10-21-2009 01:15 PM

good for you man....you have done a good deed...enjoy the kharma :)

kane 10-21-2009 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16451917)
kane, you are quite verbose eh.

I've been accused of that a time or two :)

dyna mo 10-21-2009 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 16452028)
I've been accused of that a time or two :)

nice, short reply! :thumbsup


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