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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-19-2009, 11:50 AM

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

no wonder there's over half a million followers, this shit is hilarious. i love listening to cynical miserable old bastards.

Agent 488 · 10-19-2009, 11:53 AM

http://twitter.com/timeline

Agent 488 · 10-19-2009, 11:54 AM

but yeah that one is funny as shit.

PR_Sebas · 10-19-2009, 01:31 PM

Not bad... I still dont have a twitter account.

CunningStunt · 10-19-2009, 02:09 PM

Lmfao. Good find.

fatfoo · 10-19-2009, 02:13 PM

"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked." - I like that.

I was thinking of becoming a gangster soul assasin political activist.

NickPapageorgio · 10-19-2009, 02:38 PM

lmfao...Thanks for sharing.

"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth."

That is fucking golden.

XPays · 10-19-2009, 02:41 PM

yeah- that is the best one by a mile

domainers should follow @huntingmoon

NickPapageorgio · 10-19-2009, 02:43 PM

Having a teenaged son, I was especially fond of this one also:

"No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your fucking laundry?"

lmfao!!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-19-2009, 11:18 PM

My fav

"It's not the gardener's job to pick up the dog shit. If you don't want to pick up the dog shit, then learn a skill like gardening."

StarCash · 10-19-2009, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

no wonder there's over half a million followers, this shit is hilarious. i love listening to cynical miserable old bastards.

Amazing, thanks for sharing

Toni · 10-19-2009, 11:43 PM

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."

Kinky John · 10-20-2009, 03:22 AM

funny fucken shit.. and that's what i call Twitter traffic.. half a mill.. props to him

started following him via: http://www.twitter.com/Real_Statham

seeandsee · 10-20-2009, 04:16 AM

is that for real?

ruth · 10-20-2009, 04:19 AM

Hahaha. Shitmydadsays is awesome. I'm giggling away at it now. Good find!

woj · 10-20-2009, 08:01 AM

good stuff indeed

GTS Mark · 10-20-2009, 08:05 AM

Yeah this one has been getting alot of attention, fucking hillarious!

Brad Gosse · 10-20-2009, 10:13 AM

Been following him for months now. Great posts coming from that guy.

Jayvis · 10-20-2009, 10:30 AM

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment...shitmydadsays/

LotzaDollars · 10-20-2009, 12:16 PM

HAHA, some of those are classic!

Gabriel · 10-20-2009, 12:55 PM

Best so far...

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

bronco67 · 10-20-2009, 01:05 PM

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

That's some pretty wise stuff right there.

10-19-2009, 11:50 AM	#1
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	twitter may have finally offered something worth following http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays no wonder there's over half a million followers, this shit is hilarious. i love listening to cynical miserable old bastards.

10-19-2009, 01:31 PM	#4
PR_Sebas Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,825	Not bad... I still dont have a twitter account. __________________

10-19-2009, 02:13 PM	#6
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked." - I like that. I was thinking of becoming a gangster soul assasin political activist. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

10-19-2009, 02:38 PM	#7
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	lmfao...Thanks for sharing. "I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth." That is fucking golden. __________________

10-19-2009, 02:41 PM	#8
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10-19-2009, 11:53 AM	#2
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	http://twitter.com/timeline

10-19-2009, 11:54 AM	#3
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	but yeah that one is funny as shit.

10-19-2009, 02:09 PM	#5
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	Lmfao. Good find.

10-19-2009, 02:43 PM	#9
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	Having a teenaged son, I was especially fond of this one also: "No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your fucking laundry?" lmfao!! __________________

10-19-2009, 11:18 PM	#10
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	My fav "It's not the gardener's job to pick up the dog shit. If you don't want to pick up the dog shit, then learn a skill like gardening."

10-19-2009, 11:43 PM	#12
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10-20-2009, 03:22 AM	#13
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10-20-2009, 04:16 AM	#14
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10-20-2009, 04:19 AM	#15
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10-20-2009, 08:01 AM	#16
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10-20-2009, 08:05 AM	#17
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Yeah this one has been getting alot of attention, fucking hillarious!

10-20-2009, 10:13 AM	#18
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10-20-2009, 10:30 AM	#19
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10-20-2009, 12:16 PM	#20
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10-20-2009, 12:55 PM	#21
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10-20-2009, 01:05 PM	#22
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them." That's some pretty wise stuff right there. __________________