twitter may have finally offered something worth following
 

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

no wonder there's over half a million followers, this shit is hilarious. i love listening to cynical miserable old bastards.

but yeah that one is funny as shit.

Not bad... I still dont have a twitter account.

Lmfao. Good find.

"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked." - I like that.


I was thinking of becoming a gangster soul assasin political activist.

lmfao...Thanks for sharing.

"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth."

That is fucking golden.

yeah- that is the best one by a mile

domainers should follow @huntingmoon

Having a teenaged son, I was especially fond of this one also:

"No, you can not borrow my t-shirt...How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your fucking laundry?"

lmfao!!

My fav

"It's not the gardener's job to pick up the dog shit. If you don't want to pick up the dog shit, then learn a skill like gardening."

Amazing, thanks for sharing

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."

funny fucken shit.. and that's what i call Twitter traffic.. half a mill.. props to him

started following him via: http://www.twitter.com/Real_Statham

is that for real?

Hahaha. Shitmydadsays is awesome. I'm giggling away at it now. Good find!

good stuff indeed :1orglaugh

Yeah this one has been getting alot of attention, fucking hillarious!

Been following him for months now. Great posts coming from that guy.

HAHA, some of those are classic!

Best so far...

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

That's some pretty wise stuff right there.