6 Months of Monogamy or 6 Months In Prison - GoFuckYourself.com

xxxjay · 10-19-2009, 05:43 PM

6 Months of Monogamy or 6 Months In Prison - which would you rather have?

dyna mo · 10-19-2009, 05:45 PM

well, since i would hope to be monogamous in prison, i would simply go with monogmaous

J. Falcon · 10-19-2009, 05:54 PM

Anything is better than prison, please.

OY · 10-19-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

6 Months of Monogamy or 6 Months In Prison - which would you rather have?

lol where did this thought come from Jay?

xxxjay · 10-19-2009, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Oystein

lol where did this thought come from Jay?

One of the million random ones that I have.

I just decided to make a poll of it.

LOL

beemk · 10-19-2009, 06:06 PM

does this prison sentence include conjugal visits from different women every day? i would hope to be abstinent in federal pound me in the ass prison.

Forest · 10-19-2009, 06:13 PM

is there a difference?

brassmonkey · 10-19-2009, 06:17 PM

anybody that chose prison is gay

i rather be on tha streetz

421Fill · 10-19-2009, 06:40 PM

that wasn't even a second to chose... prison sucks ass. even if it were 1 year monogamy vs. 6 months in prison, I'd still take the monogamy.

Pleasurepays · 10-19-2009, 07:02 PM

i would bet there are many people here that would happily go to prison for six months of sex.

american pervert · 10-19-2009, 07:05 PM

monogamy...

unless you really like prison sex

Bman · 10-19-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

well, since i would hope to be monogamous in prison, i would simply go with monogmaous

My thoughts exactly

american pervert · 10-19-2009, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

well, since i would hope to be monogamous in prison, i would simply go with monogmaous

who do you plan to be monogamous with in prison?

dyna mo · 10-19-2009, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

who do you plan to be monogamous with in prison?

my steady girlfriend. i'm not familiar with prison protocols and such but i assume she wouldn't break up with me due to a 6 month stint in.

L-Pink · 10-19-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

well, since i would hope to be monogamous in prison, i would simply go with monogmaous

.

10-19-2009, 07:48 PM

The sex you're wanting, you aren't getting, the sex you're getting, you aren't wanting.

brassmonkey · 10-19-2009, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

well, since i would hope to be monogamous in prison, i would simply go with monogmaous

if you dont start shit and dont run yo mouth it will fly bye

dyna mo · 10-19-2009, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

if you dont start shit and dont run yo mouth it will fly bye

that very well may be, but time flies fast enough bangin my exclusive girl on the outside.

fatfoo · 10-19-2009, 08:18 PM

Can't have sex with women in prison. Besides there's a chance of getting raped by men. I vote monogamy.

blonda80 · 10-19-2009, 09:55 PM

Monogamy

firecracker · 10-19-2009, 10:09 PM

What's the inspiration for the poll?

LeRoy · 10-19-2009, 10:14 PM

If that includes jerkin it. Maybe I'll take the 6 months. Depends on the situation.

I'll find a spot to jerk off somewhere in there.

SleazyDream · 10-19-2009, 11:48 PM

i always have my hand

Marialovesporn · 10-20-2009, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Forest

is there a difference?

yes.......

Cutty · 10-20-2009, 03:10 AM

anyone who has been incarcerated, or has any common sense, knows this is a no brainer

but for the guys who voted prison

I feel you, three hots and a cot and possibly some trannys!

Chosen · 10-20-2009, 03:15 AM

Stupid poll...

SleazyDream · 10-20-2009, 03:18 AM

me thinks many people have confused Monogamy with celibacy this thread.

Cutty · 10-20-2009, 03:26 AM

"Some people think successful marketing means you must be nice and suck EVERYONE's cock. I'm not one of those people."

hahaha I heard that shit.

Si · 10-20-2009, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

me thinks many people have confused Monogamy with celibacy this thread.

Definately!

Sarah_Jayne · 10-20-2009, 03:57 AM

If that is the level in which you equate monogamy, just don't get in a one on one relationship. It clearly isn't for you.

Carmine Raguso · 10-20-2009, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

me thinks many people have confused Monogamy with celibacy this thread.

Yeah, monogamy means sex with just one person. I think Jay meant celibacy

mo·nog·a·my (m-ng-m)
n.
1. The practice or condition of having a single sexual partner during a period of time.
2.
a. The practice or condition of being married to only one person at a time.
b. The practice of marrying only once in a lifetime.
3. Zoology The condition of having only one mate during a breeding season or during the breeding life of a pair.

ruth · 10-20-2009, 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

monogamy...

unless you really like prison sex

Your avatar pic always makes me sad.

blazin · 10-20-2009, 04:14 AM

Those that said Prison are gay.... they know they'll get more ass in there.... lol

seeandsee · 10-20-2009, 04:24 AM

6 months of been, nothing else

San · 10-20-2009, 04:51 AM

What kind of retarded question is this?

Monogamy = the state of having only one sexual partner at any one time.

Monogamy or 6 months in prison. Yeah that makes sense.

Not.

natron · 10-20-2009, 05:03 AM

I've heard of people wanting 12 months in prison instead of 6 months in jail

4pleasure · 10-20-2009, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by San

What kind of retarded question is this?

Monogamy = the state of having only one sexual partner at any one time.

Monogamy or 6 months in prison. Yeah that makes sense.

Not.

heheheheeh LOL

finaly!

CaptainHowdy · 10-20-2009, 05:48 AM

Monogamy can work as a synonym for celibacy... ask the married guys!

eroticsexxx · 10-20-2009, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Monogamy can work as a synonym for celibacy... ask the married guys!

I don't understand how that happens.

If I get busy with work and miss a day or two of sex with my wife, she literally pounces on me and demands it. In fact she will call me up at work and tell me that I need to prepare myself to handle my business when I get home.

When I think about it though, the married fellows that I know who do complain about a lack of sex with their wives actually never used to get any (or much) pussy before they got married anyway. What'd they think, that a ring equals pussy?

Fletch XXX · 10-20-2009, 07:06 AM

my logic stops me from answering.

if you go into prison for 6 months, you will have 6 months of monogomy

tranza · 10-20-2009, 07:11 AM

I'd go with monogamy...hahaha

dyna mo · 10-20-2009, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

me thinks many people have confused Monogamy with celibacy this thread.

me thinks someone has confused many people with one person in this thread.

Carmine Raguso · 10-20-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

my logic stops me from answering.

if you go into prison for 6 months, you will have 6 months of monogomy

No you won't idiot. You have 6 months of celibacy. Monogamy is SEX with one partner. Jail equals only one of two things:

No sex.

Butt sex.

It's hard to believe some of you morons actually work in adult.

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me thinks someone has confused many people with one person in this thread.

Me thinks you are as dumb as a box of rocks.

Fletch XXX · 10-20-2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso

It's hard to believe some of you morons actually work in adult.

when you actually register your first adult site, we may begin to care what you say, until then, run along surfer

Carmine Raguso · 10-20-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

when you actually register your first adult site, we may begin to care what you say, until then, run along surfer

Moron.

munki · 10-20-2009, 08:30 AM

Going on 10 years now pretty quick, I'd have to say 6 months of monogamy.

Fletch XXX · 10-20-2009, 08:30 AM

Join Date: Dec 2008

alone is enough to add this idiot to ignore.

lol

dyna mo · 10-20-2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso

Me thinks you are as dumb as a box of rocks.

i may be, but you'd be hard-pressed to conclude that based on my comment.

especially since it makes total sense.

Chosen · 10-20-2009, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by natron

I've heard of people wanting 12 months in prison instead of 6 months in jail

Barefootsies · 10-20-2009, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

6 Months of Monogamy ?

View Poll Results: Which would you rather have?
Monogamy	59	93.65%
Prison	4	6.35%
Voters: 63. You may not vote on this poll

10-19-2009, 05:43 PM	#1
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10-19-2009, 05:45 PM	#2
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10-19-2009, 06:13 PM	#7
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10-19-2009, 06:40 PM	#9
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10-19-2009, 07:05 PM	#11
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10-19-2009, 07:48 PM	#16
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10-19-2009, 08:18 PM	#19
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10-19-2009, 10:09 PM	#21
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10-19-2009, 10:14 PM	#22
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10-20-2009, 03:10 AM	#25
Cutty So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,265	anyone who has been incarcerated, or has any common sense, knows this is a no brainer but for the guys who voted prison I feel you, three hots and a cot and possibly some trannys!

10-20-2009, 03:15 AM	#26
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10-20-2009, 03:18 AM	#27
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10-20-2009, 03:26 AM	#28
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10-20-2009, 03:57 AM	#30
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10-20-2009, 04:14 AM	#33
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10-20-2009, 04:51 AM	#35
San So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Shenzhen Posts: 790	What kind of retarded question is this? Monogamy = the state of having only one sexual partner at any one time. Monogamy or 6 months in prison. Yeah that makes sense. Not.

10-20-2009, 05:03 AM	#36
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10-20-2009, 07:11 AM	#41
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10-20-2009, 08:30 AM	#46
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