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They're all hookers, but mom!
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Look at the Bone
The Bone making it with the lady's
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look at my stomach man.
Im getting fucking fat. I cant figure out what happened! But the chicks dig the belly. The belly is POWER! Fuck Im shocked. What the fuck happened?
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DNA buildup?
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c'mon boneprone you know the camera add's a couple hundred extra pounds...shit you see my pictures, i look like an elephant...
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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hey you have any more pics from that night ??
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Banned from Kimmy's couch
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Hey, a big belly worked for Buddha. ALL the pretty ladies like to rub Buddha's belly.
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I was at the park with this hottie a few weeks ago and this little kid yanks up my shirt to give me a pink belly, revealing my huge Buddha belly...we get home from the park and this girl can't get out of her pants fast enough!!!!
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I dont eat Junk!
And I go to the Gym. I think its Prophaltic Shock!
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Where's that Rick Moranis picture?
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Like the kind you get from wearing prophylactics? That's a good shock to have isnt it?
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where the fuck are your teeth man ?
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They're all hookers, but mom!
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Have you ever seen a skinny God Father...??
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YOu all have Tony Soprano to thank.
Every since him, women seem to like guys with big belly.
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seriously, azn girls like men with big belly. that's the sign of MONEY . lot of money.
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Dam man! Look at this pic from like two years ago! Quite a difference! (must be the prophylactic shock!)
<img src="http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/mike.jpg""
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when was the pic taken?
Internext Jan 2000?
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holy fuck, Rod, you have those STP Pics by any chance?
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how old are you? when i was 22, i was all skinny (120-130lbs), but then a few years later, bam, i'm "suddenly" up to 160+. i've got a bit of a belly, too. would love to get rid of it, but that takes work, i think.
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Im 28.
Ive gained maybe 30 pounds in 2 years.
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maybe it's somethin in this NW weather. i blame terrorists.
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Nahh, I used to be really athletic.
I used to train for 200 mile bike races like the Seattle to Portland every year. Did it 7 years in a row.. Then I got married and stopped. Exxxotica's knee blew out or some shit, so he woulndt go with me anymore on these things, and now im fucking a balloon. and he's doing Ultamate Fighting.. Go figure. I remember when we used to do the Bike race thing, he was the one with the chubby puffy face!!!
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I think its time to get in shape.
No more of this KungFu with Fat people, im joining Straight Blast Gym next week, and Im gunna be a grappler figheter like my cousin.. Im serious, in my Kung Fu Class Im the skinniest one there. Dank and I joined it becase it looked like very little exercise!! Lol!! ITs paying off!
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That pic was taken Vegas Newyears trip 2000.
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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So Fucking Banned
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Just don't let it go too far or you'll have a harder time getting back to your bike races.
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Ahhhhh! I just got back from the Gym!!
Day 1!! Lets see what I can do before Vegas...
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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you're big...
I'm big... What happened to us? You say 30 lbs in 2 years? I bet I did twice that, in half the time.
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WTF???
All off Corn Nuts?
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aka K-Man
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nope.
Its real.. ANd it wasnt that long ago.
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Im going to diet very well.
No more bigmacs everyday. I will eat it only once or twice a week now
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I didn't know you knew Rose McGowan.
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Ive been telling everyone around here "Ive Fucked her" for months now!
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i always wondered how he got such a smokin hot wife..... i thought it was his personality, shrug
wanna fuck?
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My wife was Mail Order From India.
I bought two, and sold the other one for the site www.candypost.com
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I used to Be Good Looking, Smart, and Rich..
Now Im none of the above. Such a fucking looser.
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Hey I fucked your woman.
Go ask her.
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ohhh, thanks to make me clear
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I see this as an economic issue. If you have good equipment you have to put a roof over it. Would you leave a new BMW out of the garage?
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