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The British would end up having a lot in common with French military victories.Getting back to the whole rugby vs football topic I wouldn't mind someday seeing a 2 game matchup between the world champion rugby team and the superbowl champs. One game of rugby with the usual rules and one game of American football (pads/equipment loaned to the ruggers).
I hazard a guess, being the betting man that I am and having first-hand knowledge of both sports, that the score would be close in the rugby match and approximately 70-0 in the football game. Of course others will speculate differently.
I doubt it'll ever happen but it would be interesting to see, and would certainly shut a few people up who love to sit around arguing about which sport is "better", no?Comment
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Oh wow. That is awesome. I say something, and you say it back to me like a preschooler.
"You smell"
"You mean YOU DO!!!"
Fucking genius.
Oscar Wilde has NOTHING on you, kid.
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this thread makes me become all bewildered in a second... and im drunk...so..... that speaks voids...Comment
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Here's some ideas for different lies you could have come up with:
a) What is the domain featuring you sucking off Lawrence Connor
b) What are those domains of sites selling drugs to schoolchildren
c) What are those racist hate forums you have
That's just off the top of the dome, homes.
Step yo' game up if yo' gonna be steppin' in my grill, y'hear?Comment
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I'm afraid this thread proves otherwise, good Sir.
Huh?
"It remains that rugby isn't strictly football"?
Who suggested it was? In this country, when we come up with new sports, we tend to use a new word to describe that sport. This is why rugby isn't called football. It's BECAUSE IT'S RUGBY.
Hope that helps your clear confusion in this matter.
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It is called rugby because that is where William Webb Ellis picked up the FOOTBALL and ran with it. So they named it after the place RUGBY.Affiliate ManagerComment
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Look here, he found a really amusing COCK-ER-NEE auto translator and was peeing himself laughing as he ran calling me a cunt and a shit through it.Originally posted by GABScottSorry to be Mr Picky but in London we use cockney rhyming slang occasionaly however we never say both words, only a complete fucktard would do that. Also the rest of England doesn't use it, and seeing as Damian doesn't live in London (in fact he quite dislikes it if I recall correctly) this really isn't working very well.
I am not trying to get involved just wanted to point these things out for factual acuracy! also...
It's really funny.
If you can't see that, well, I feel sorry for you. I bet now I have explained his comic GENIUS to you, you will apologise. Rightly so.
Jesus. Some people.Comment
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That is a great rape site.Originally posted by GABScottThis I think will help you in many ways TheRapist.com not sure if damian owns this one though.
Not mine, but on a related note, I own www.penisland.comComment
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odd that links titled "kid safe" lead to "18+ local sex" and gay sex and transsexual stuff. Youd think you guys would monitor such things.
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Oh, shit. The joke has been ruined.
The domain USED to belong to a stationary site.
it was PEN ISLAND
but they bought the domain penisland
like The Rapist Finder
was Therapist Finder
etc
joke fail due to domainers
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It's astounding isn't it?
Here I am, just promoting the amazing free live streaming flash porn show that ANY webmaster can have FOR FREE on their site
www.tvalways.com
sign up at www.3wayscash.com
This really helpful homey keeps bumping the thread for me. It's odd, but brilliant. 2961 views.Comment
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Thanks for the bump. With you and GlibPornstat working for me this thread will never leave page one.
Again, and this is a GENUINE OFFER, if you sign up for 3wayscash.com I will give you a 20% ref fee for all the sterling work you are doing here. This stands for both of you.
I know that's DOUBLE industry standard, but you guys are really helping me. I always look after people that help!
Now, remember, in a few hours you do that post we planned? About Lensman?Comment
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You need to realize the difference between volume and quality. It is the first law of selling. Anything else is like pulling a rabbit out of a hat....you know sleight of hand.Thanks for the bump. With you and GlibPornstat working for me this thread will never leave page one.
Again, and this is a GENUINE OFFER, if you sign up for 3wayscash.com I will give you a 20% ref fee for all the sterling work you are doing here. This stands for both of you.
I know that's DOUBLE industry standard, but you guys are really helping me. I always look after people that help!
Now, remember, in a few hours you do that post we planned? About Lensman?Comment
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Yes, yes it is Refund.Originally posted by weeklyIs it true that on Lolly Badcock's site you persuaded her to do her very first BGG with stunner Angel Long?
You can sign up for it here: www.lollybadcockxxx.comComment
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30%?
My final offer.
I need to say thank you somehow and you guys are getting me lots of sign ups.
I just want to spread the love, baby!Comment
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I know, the heat you brought down over my massive illegal rape/guns/drugs site factory last time forced me to shut up shop for good.Originally posted by weeklyYou took the rape site down after you were outed.
Thanks to you, I have had to ship 23 girls back to prague, and 3 body guards/rapists are now out of work.
My illegal sex/gun/drug industry has crumbled because you read my twitter feed.
However, the good news is I can send you URLs to other rape sites if you want to keep wanking?
HAPPY DAYS!Comment
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Franck would have loved this.
I miss Franck
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Where did you get this quote from, B?Comment
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No it wasn't massive, but it was a rape site and no amount of making light of it will change that. No guns. No drugs. No girls from Prague. You, as always, were desperate and broke. Times are tough in the suburbs, huh buddy?I know, the heat you brought down over my massive illegal rape/guns/drugs site factory last time forced me to shut up shop for good.
Thanks to you, I have had to ship 23 girls back to prague, and 3 body guards/rapists are now out of work.
My illegal sex/gun/drug industry has crumbled because you read my twitter feed.
However, the good news is I can send you URLs to other rape sites if you want to keep wanking?
HAPPY DAYS!Comment
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True, I was trying to make out it was bigger than it was.
The truth is gonna come out eventually, so let's just tell everyone?
I raped you and filmed it.
I made a website called www.stalkmeontwitterandiwillrapeyourface.com
I drugged you. I raped your face. I put the footage up there and charged people to watch a charming English studmuffin rape the fuck out of a chubby, balding, redneck american who lives in his Mother's garage.
There. It's out. I raped you and now all of GFY know.
I kind of feel better.
That was cathartic, thanks, darling.
Still on for C2C later?
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
PS if you ever wanna remake the site lemme know. It was fun!Comment
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The other thing you could assume from thinking it's insulting to refer to someone as a woman is that he has deep rooted issues with femininity in general. Maybe he wasn't breast fed? Maybe he hit puberty late and was laughed at in the showers after games of handegg. Maybe he found it hard to talk to girls.Originally posted by Stephen McTowelieNo you are trying to insult someone by calling them a she, so we can only assume you think women are below men is this not what you meant ?
Whatever, I think we should show support because if a grown man is doing what 7 year olds view as insulting, they need help.Comment
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I didn't think football needed this long an explaination.Comment
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If by 'knowing it' you mean 'saying it' then yes. I couldn't agree more. With whatever odd point you're trying to make.Originally posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?Actually what makes you automatically assume I am a Man? Is it becuase I am speaking openly and forcefully? Yes, God forbid that there could be a quick witted shap tounged Woman on a message board huh? You just admitted that YOU think Women are below Men without even knowing it.
That was 4 things.Originally posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?3 Things:
1. Remove the word American from your site: http://www.americansexcontacts.com/JoinSexContacts.php
2. Then remove the American flag from the header.
3. Then increase the height of all your images.
4. Then completely just kill the domain.Comment
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No you have just confirmed to everyone reading this that your an idiot !Originally posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?Actually what makes you automatically assume I am a Man? Is it becuase I am speaking openly and forcefully? Yes, God forbid that there could be a quick witted shap tounged Woman on a message board huh? You just admitted that YOU think Women are below Men without even knowing it.
Either go learn to spell or go download a spell checker because your making yourself seem even dumber every post !396019140Comment
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You wanna take this 9 pages, you better step up you fucking game mate.Originally posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?No no no Damian you cannot get out of it no matter how hard you try.
Now, here are some suggestions for things you could try:
1) Photoshop some pics of me fucking a dog or something
2) Buy a domain - something like adultrapistfinder.com and put a big pic of me on it
3) Set up a cafe press site selling clocks and mugs and shit with DAMIAN IS A WOMAN AND A GAY AND A COWARD AND A CUNT on
Other than that, pal, you need to get your troll on. Step up, nigga.Comment
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Nice try. Damage control 101 and very amateur at that. You made money out of selling rape. Admit it and ask forgiveness. That is what catharsis is about. Now put down the Oxford and try it on your own, B.True, I was trying to make out it was bigger than it was.
The truth is gonna come out eventually, so let's just tell everyone?
I raped you and filmed it.
I made a website called www.stalkmeontwitterandiwillrapeyourface.com
I drugged you. I raped your face. I put the footage up there and charged people to watch a charming English studmuffin rape the fuck out of a chubby, balding, redneck american who lives in his Mother's garage.
There. It's out. I raped you and now all of GFY know.
I kind of feel better.
That was cathartic, thanks, darling.
Still on for C2C later?
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
PS if you ever wanna remake the site lemme know. It was fun!Comment
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A lot of people do, weakly.
Don't feel bad. At least you could be worse off. You could be lying about someone on a message board that you stalk on twitter and on forums you are banned from because you have nothing better to do.
Imagine who would do that eh?Comment
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So your not ignorant because you can quote movies ? Oh ok thats fine thenOriginally posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?That is what makes it comical, you are so much farther behind then I originally thought. What is it with spelling and you two? You get mashed on and the only thing you say is 'check your spelling'? Fuck spelling, what is spelling?
I am very very concerned about spelling on an Adult Webmaster message board called Go Fuck Yourself. Maybe this is why you folks are loosing the race, you have 0 common sense. I have sent 50+ bombs toward Damian and they literally went right over his head, he has no perception of reality.
99% of all my posts are exerpts from movies past and present. I can't believe this .. these are the people you call English majors UK?
I have pissed with the best of um' but these knuckleheads have to be the dumbest, most pussy, unknowingly ignorant sons a bitches I have ever came accross.
I am just off home anyway so I dont much care will come and have another look at your childish scribblings tomorrow perhaps.
Why don't you try and get say more than ten people to agree with you about your oh so clever "bombs" toward Damian then actually just find me 3 !
No prizes though as I think Damo has one the prize for best Troll of Gfy 2009 !

Anyway I am not mashed yet so there :P396019140Comment
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Anyone can do that, can't they?Originally posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?99% of all my posts are exerpts from movies past and present
I have done 99% of my posts on this thread on films FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING FUTURE!
Yes, you will have to come back to this thread in 12 months, or maybe you are kind enough to keep bumping it that long? Then you will see a mix of mainstream and arthouse cinema has totally been predicted by me.Comment
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www.damianrapedmyanewassholeongfy.com is converting really well atm.Originally posted by PORNSTARGLOBAL?Damian please post the URL's of the rape sites you own/endorse that you spoke of.Comment
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When you are reduced to posting fake quotes, you leave yourself open to much worse. Major fail.
Like I said earlier, put up or shut up on the bannings.Last edited by weekly; 10-14-2009, 09:02 AM.Comment
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Hmmmmm DV times....JT.....Gary.....Geezer....that's just off the top of my head.A long-awaited federal study finds that an estimated 32 million adults in the USA ? about one in seven ? are saddled with such low literacy skills that it would be tough for them to read anything more challenging than a children's picture book or to understand a medication's side effects listed on a pill bottle. Thanks!Comment





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