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10-10-2009, 07:12 AM
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Black Vagina Finder
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So I'm down here in N.C. to meet this girl....(no pics, long story)
I don't have anything to do until this evening when she gets back so I'm here in the hotel drinking wine and if you don't want to read all of this shit, leave now.
I kind of like Charlotte....It's country but I also like the fact that I can sit down drink wine in the grocery stores down here at the winebars...And if you want to buy a bottle to go, they'll uncork it for you...It's all perfectly legal...The white dude said that after he saw my reaction to him saying it.... Anyway, the woman was initially attracted to me ONLY by the stories that I write on my pornsite...She didn't know what I looked like or anything but in her voicemail message, she said that she was laughing so hard when she was reading it that she HAD to get to know the man behind it so she called the number....So that dude in the Chris Rock thread who said that men who make women laugh gets pussy is right.....She laughed her way right onto my dick.... She's a school teacher down here and has two kids, one of them is an 8 month old and both of them were from her previous marriage..Well technically she's legally separated....She has a little pouch on her but it ain't a 'GUT' so it's cool...And thank God she ain't fat....Plus her ass sticks out far enough to make her stomach look relatively flat and she has some wide hips with real dark chocolate smooth skin and high cheekbones with slanted eyes....And she's 26 years old. She's passionate, and squeals with delight when I'm fuckin her....she was on the fourth day of her period but I couldn't wait....She told me to make it quick because she didn't want to risk messing up the sheets so I ain't gonna turn down the opportunity for a quick nut without having to worry about the woman's feelings.....Then after she cleaned me up, we got back in the bed and she gave me a HELLUVA blowjob!!...Had a nigga moaning and toes curling...Sucked the balls and erythang poppin them in and out of her mouth.....She was talking all kind of shit beforehand saying she couldn't suck dick and wanted to learn....But all she needed was for me to TELL her to suck on it and she went to town on it like a pro, deepthroatin and all and her sucking noises was a very appropriate soundtrack to go along with it....I also must say that this is after she damn near finished her bottle of chardonnay....She doesn't smoke but she LOVES wine. She left this morning to get back to her kids and later on she's going to a Bridal Shower for a close friend who is in a 'swinger couple' relationship with her fiance....and my girl here basically made it clear that she would like to be a swinging relationship also.....She wants me to fuck her in the back of the van where I shoot the hoes and she wants to drive the van while I hunt for crackhead hoes in the hood and all that...And with the stories that she's already told me, she's a definite openminded freak and she has NO MAN down here.....And she was starving for some male attention cause she was on me like stink on shit from the time she walked in the hotel room to the time she walked out....Passionate as a MUTHAFUCKA and easy to get along with... She even has some little schoolteacher glasses so she put them on when she left and folks would never know by looking at her how she's a dick gobbling freakazoid in the bed who wants a man to hem her up and turn her out..... She's coming back tonight and tomorrow she's going to take me out to the country where she lives around a half hour from here so that we can go to her church (where she sings in the choir) and enjoy a lazy North Carolina Country Sunday together....And I'm gonna gorge myself on some North Carolina BARBECUE with the yellow mustard based sauce... I'm coming back out to this muthafucka.....
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10-10-2009, 08:02 AM
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been very busy
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glad your having a good time man, wish i had the chance id be up there in a heart beat to buy you a beer
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10-10-2009, 08:07 AM
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Black Vagina Finder
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10-10-2009, 08:09 AM
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a female bvf? that's funny shit. have fun.
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10-10-2009, 08:25 AM
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working on my tan
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Have a good weekend, make sure no lightning hits you leaving the church.
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10-10-2009, 08:34 AM
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I am Amazing Content!
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i'm sure the parents of the children in her class would love to read this - lol
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10-10-2009, 08:37 AM
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See My SIG!
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damn thats a great story for a great saturday morning..thanks
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10-10-2009, 10:52 AM
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I make pixels work
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Sounds like you found a winner...
I wonder what portion of her is crazy though...
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10-10-2009, 12:28 PM
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Damn...what school does she teach at?? Sounds like one of my son's teachers!
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10-10-2009, 01:30 PM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Enjoy, Great Read
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10-10-2009, 02:17 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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nga u in love
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10-10-2009, 02:21 PM
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10-10-2009, 02:22 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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fuck that white bitch good
is she a "snicker licker" |
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10-10-2009, 02:37 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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10-10-2009, 03:03 PM
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Dream girl is a down ass bitch like that you can hustle with who will ride with you and not have all of these societal hangups .. Lucky bastad
I've thought I had that twice since I been alive, and, all I can say is thank god I didn't involve either of them in anything that could get me stuck.. Lita was damned close she was the type to not give a fuck to say about society.. we just did what the FUCK, watching movies together blowjobs in parking lots and dirt roads, spanking her for being bad.. couldn't get enough fred sperm that bitch Only thing was, she had no idea about going out doing getting with me, not at all, she had this $20/hr job and didn't want no better Loyalty turned out to not mean fuck all to her so You get the one that knows it's you and her against the fucking world you keep that bitch And I loved her too was down for her but I almost let her know some shit earlier this year, some bad shit I was out doing, all I can say is thank god I didn't, now Now the first one of the two I've been close with she turned into a real regular hustler I talk to her a couple weeks ago she's playing fools for every dime and driving new Cadillacs on their pay I got her driving Cadillacs and taught her back in my hustlin days to go and get hers, She's greatful and all That one will never leave my mind or my heart .. I even taught her to suck, I was the first time she ever gave proper head She still got that fat ass, deep mouth, long hair.. I am SO TEMPTED to go get her I NEED a downassed bitch to keep me grounded, she would be so fuckin' perfect .. just I don't, I won't trust her so .. god damn.. I told her we can't talk  But it's good to know after all this time she took my schooling to heart you know |
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10-10-2009, 03:07 PM
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"What they don't know won't hurt, They searchin' on him I got the gatt in my skirt.." You find that kind of girl and it sounds like you did.. Don't say no.. |
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10-10-2009, 03:23 PM
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Show Yer Tits!
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Your writing is funny as hell. Nice find.
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10-10-2009, 03:34 PM
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Fuck her in the shower...no need to worry about sheets then! LOL!
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10-10-2009, 03:39 PM
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A black wal-mart towel fourthed up will do just fine
If you want to bend her over tie another towel around her waist, or put a skirt on her, so blood doesn't run down her stomach and drip on the bed No problem |
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10-10-2009, 03:52 PM
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Pay It Forward
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be careful out there playa
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10-10-2009, 04:13 PM
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It's coming look busy
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Anyways BVF, you just keep doing your thing. You have it down, thats for sure. Reading what you wrote though, sounds a little like she wants in on some of the action. Very curious has the tube/torrent/economy issues effected your site in a drastic way or are you not noticing much of a change (not counting models working cheaper either, though that offsets costs).
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10-10-2009, 04:15 PM
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10-10-2009, 04:47 PM
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"Ladies" with teacher glasses and a librarian bun are pretty much guaranteed to be sexual freaks
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10-10-2009, 05:10 PM
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ahh man, I didn't get a chance to post in the other thread but I have to agree that you're probably one of the realest pornographers in the game today that lives this shit
much respect, we're gonna need a documentary soon |
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10-10-2009, 05:20 PM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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BVF is the fuckin man!
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10-10-2009, 05:27 PM
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the image of a mrs. bvf driving the van on the hunt has been killing me all day.
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10-10-2009, 05:29 PM
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BLACK BEAVER HUNTER SEASON FIVE Put it up on the hunting and fishing channel |
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10-10-2009, 05:55 PM
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Sounds like NC might be the place for ya!
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10-10-2009, 10:33 PM
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Go to a panthers game on Sunday. Tickets will be cheap as the team sucks. NC BBQ is pretty good.
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10-11-2009, 02:11 AM
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10-11-2009, 02:17 AM
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this thread needs pics
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10-11-2009, 03:24 AM
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damn that was a great day dude! Hope you could post some photos of her to make it more exciting!
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