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BVF · 10-10-2009, 07:12 AM

I don't have anything to do until this evening when she gets back so I'm here in the hotel drinking wine and if you don't want to read all of this shit, leave now.

I kind of like Charlotte....It's country but I also like the fact that I can sit down drink wine in the grocery stores down here at the winebars...And if you want to buy a bottle to go, they'll uncork it for you...It's all perfectly legal...The white dude said that after he saw my reaction to him saying it....

Anyway, the woman was initially attracted to me ONLY by the stories that I write on my pornsite...She didn't know what I looked like or anything but in her voicemail message, she said that she was laughing so hard when she was reading it that she HAD to get to know the man behind it so she called the number....So that dude in the Chris Rock thread who said that men who make women laugh gets pussy is right.....She laughed her way right onto my dick....

She's a school teacher down here and has two kids, one of them is an 8 month old and both of them were from her previous marriage..Well technically she's legally separated....She has a little pouch on her but it ain't a 'GUT' so it's cool...And thank God she ain't fat....Plus her ass sticks out far enough to make her stomach look relatively flat and she has some wide hips with real dark chocolate smooth skin and high cheekbones with slanted eyes....And she's 26 years old.

She's passionate, and squeals with delight when I'm fuckin her....she was on the fourth day of her period but I couldn't wait....She told me to make it quick because she didn't want to risk messing up the sheets so I ain't gonna turn down the opportunity for a quick nut without having to worry about the woman's feelings.....Then after she cleaned me up, we got back in the bed and she gave me a HELLUVA blowjob!!...Had a nigga moaning and toes curling...Sucked the balls and erythang poppin them in and out of her mouth.....She was talking all kind of shit beforehand saying she couldn't suck dick and wanted to learn....But all she needed was for me to TELL her to suck on it and she went to town on it like a pro, deepthroatin and all and her sucking noises was a very appropriate soundtrack to go along with it....I also must say that this is after she damn near finished her bottle of chardonnay....She doesn't smoke but she LOVES wine.

She left this morning to get back to her kids and later on she's going to a Bridal Shower for a close friend who is in a 'swinger couple' relationship with her fiance....and my girl here basically made it clear that she would like to be a swinging relationship also.....She wants me to fuck her in the back of the van where I shoot the hoes and she wants to drive the van while I hunt for crackhead hoes in the hood and all that...And with the stories that she's already told me, she's a definite openminded freak and she has NO MAN down here.....And she was starving for some male attention cause she was on me like stink on shit from the time she walked in the hotel room to the time she walked out....Passionate as a MUTHAFUCKA and easy to get along with...

She even has some little schoolteacher glasses so she put them on when she left and folks would never know by looking at her how she's a dick gobbling freakazoid in the bed who wants a man to hem her up and turn her out.....

She's coming back tonight and tomorrow she's going to take me out to the country where she lives around a half hour from here so that we can go to her church (where she sings in the choir) and enjoy a lazy North Carolina Country Sunday together....And I'm gonna gorge myself on some North Carolina BARBECUE with the yellow mustard based sauce...

I'm coming back out to this muthafucka.....

10-10-2009, 07:12 AM
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	So I'm down here in N.C. to meet this girl....(no pics, long story) I don't have anything to do until this evening when she gets back so I'm here in the hotel drinking wine and if you don't want to read all of this shit, leave now. I kind of like Charlotte....It's country but I also like the fact that I can sit down drink wine in the grocery stores down here at the winebars...And if you want to buy a bottle to go, they'll uncork it for you...It's all perfectly legal...The white dude said that after he saw my reaction to him saying it.... Anyway, the woman was initially attracted to me ONLY by the stories that I write on my pornsite...She didn't know what I looked like or anything but in her voicemail message, she said that she was laughing so hard when she was reading it that she HAD to get to know the man behind it so she called the number....So that dude in the Chris Rock thread who said that men who make women laugh gets pussy is right.....She laughed her way right onto my dick.... She's a school teacher down here and has two kids, one of them is an 8 month old and both of them were from her previous marriage..Well technically she's legally separated....She has a little pouch on her but it ain't a 'GUT' so it's cool...And thank God she ain't fat....Plus her ass sticks out far enough to make her stomach look relatively flat and she has some wide hips with real dark chocolate smooth skin and high cheekbones with slanted eyes....And she's 26 years old. She's passionate, and squeals with delight when I'm fuckin her....she was on the fourth day of her period but I couldn't wait....She told me to make it quick because she didn't want to risk messing up the sheets so I ain't gonna turn down the opportunity for a quick nut without having to worry about the woman's feelings.....Then after she cleaned me up, we got back in the bed and she gave me a HELLUVA blowjob!!...Had a nigga moaning and toes curling...Sucked the balls and erythang poppin them in and out of her mouth.....She was talking all kind of shit beforehand saying she couldn't suck dick and wanted to learn....But all she needed was for me to TELL her to suck on it and she went to town on it like a pro, deepthroatin and all and her sucking noises was a very appropriate soundtrack to go along with it....I also must say that this is after she damn near finished her bottle of chardonnay....She doesn't smoke but she LOVES wine. She left this morning to get back to her kids and later on she's going to a Bridal Shower for a close friend who is in a 'swinger couple' relationship with her fiance....and my girl here basically made it clear that she would like to be a swinging relationship also.....She wants me to fuck her in the back of the van where I shoot the hoes and she wants to drive the van while I hunt for crackhead hoes in the hood and all that...And with the stories that she's already told me, she's a definite openminded freak and she has NO MAN down here.....And she was starving for some male attention cause she was on me like stink on shit from the time she walked in the hotel room to the time she walked out....Passionate as a MUTHAFUCKA and easy to get along with... She even has some little schoolteacher glasses so she put them on when she left and folks would never know by looking at her how she's a dick gobbling freakazoid in the bed who wants a man to hem her up and turn her out..... She's coming back tonight and tomorrow she's going to take me out to the country where she lives around a half hour from here so that we can go to her church (where she sings in the choir) and enjoy a lazy North Carolina Country Sunday together....And I'm gonna gorge myself on some North Carolina BARBECUE with the yellow mustard based sauce... I'm coming back out to this muthafucka..... __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!