Cheap-Adult-Traffic.Info NOT For Sale - GoFuckYourself.com

webshack · 08-24-2006, 09:45 AM

I posted on GFY yesterday that our site, Cheap-Adult-Traffic.Info was for sale. This is no longer the case. I would like to thank the usual bunch of brainless assholes (that I've come to expect on GFY) for pissing me off enough to not only decide NOT to sell the site - but, also, it pissed me off enough to spend all night online finding that "ever-elusive" traffic source that most traffic brokers would strangle their mother for. Needless to say - I found that source.

So, to those ignorant, retarded flame-a-zoids that don't seem to have the mental capacity to so much as read common English, (as they proved oh-so-very-well yesterday)... THANK YOU - THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!!!

And to those who have the common sense to look past the comments from those brainless assholes, which are sure to come in reply to this post - Cheap-Adult-Traffic.Info has now got the REAL SHIT.

Now, where ARE those brainless assholes? I know you're there....???? Talk your silly-ass SMACK NOW, fuckwads.... LMMFAO

First one to make a stupid comment wins the "No-Brainer Award For Ignorance On GFY".....

Oh, almost forgot - any comments you make will be made to YOURSELVES. I'm outtie. You won't bait this big fish anymore.

MUAHHHHHH-AHHHH-AHHHHHH

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tranza · 08-24-2006, 09:52 AM

What do you expect to gain from such a post?

As a possible customer the old thing that this post tells me is to stay away from such an imature cry babe that can't make up his mind on his own.

Not to mention that nobody with half a brain would by traffic from a .info domain.

jimthefiend · 08-24-2006, 09:53 AM

You're a fucking dumbass anyway, and I can't believe I actually read your post.

hjnet · 08-24-2006, 09:53 AM

See Sig

DateDoc · 08-24-2006, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

You're a fucking dumbass anyway, and I can't believe I actually read your post.

He may say the same when he reads yours.

jimthefiend · 08-24-2006, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack

You won't bait this big fish anymore.

Thats funny on so many levels I dunno where to even start...

jimthefiend · 08-24-2006, 09:56 AM

Dude, please don't go. I'm running out of victims and we could have EVER SO MUCH FUN together.

I'm begging you, stay.

jimthefiend · 08-24-2006, 09:59 AM

By the way, I donkey punched your mommy while I was ramming my hard throbbing cock up her tight poop hole last night.

I expect her to regain consciousness at any moment, at which point I'll send her home.

u-Bob · 08-24-2006, 10:01 AM

from http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=645972 :

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack

Send payment via PayPal to: [email protected]

MAKE SURE to include the exact URL you want to receive the traffic, and your category from the below with your payment:

ADULT GENERAL
ADULT CASINO
ADULT DATING
ADULT GAY
ADULT MOVIES
ADULT PAYSITES
ADULT SHOPPING
ADULT TGP
ADULT WEBCAMS

a week later this is still funny as hell

viva celebs · 08-24-2006, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack

Now, where ARE those brainless assholes? I know you're there....???? Talk your silly-ass SMACK NOW, fuckwads.... LMMFAO

First one to make a stupid comment wins the "No-Brainer Award For Ignorance On GFY".....

Oh, almost forgot - any comments you make will be made to YOURSELVES. I'm outtie. You won't bait this big fish anymore.

MUAHHHHHH-AHHHH-AHHHHHH

you've sold me on your professionalism, lets do business

webshack · 08-24-2006, 10:07 AM

Bump ;-)

webshack · 08-24-2006, 10:08 AM

Another bump to show the winners - I didn't read any of the posts, though... sorry };-)~

jimthefiend · 08-24-2006, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack

Another bump to show the winners - I didn't read any of the posts, though... sorry };-)~

Headless is that you?

s2kcord · 08-24-2006, 10:09 AM

I don't know if this is true or not but I heard this guy scammed a bunch of people on gfy for traffic! That's just what I heard?

webshack · 08-24-2006, 10:10 AM

Let's see... I *did* read the first post now, so that means the TRANSVESTITE From BRAZIL WON!

CONGRATULATIONS, TRANZA! (the nick kinda gives him away, doesn't it???? LMAO

mikeyddddd · 08-24-2006, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack

My wife has issues with the "adult traffic" and won't get off my fucking back.

What happened? Did ya tell the bitch to STFU?

tenderobject · 08-24-2006, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

from http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=645972 :

a week later this is still funny as hell

hahahaahaahaha reminds me of smvcash/icecreanman

OWNED!

webshack · 08-24-2006, 10:35 AM

Bumpy-bump-bump

pawsregd · 08-24-2006, 10:36 AM

Oh it's the man with the golden egg....can I buy from you

webshack · 08-24-2006, 10:39 AM

Bump - Bump

tenderobject · 08-24-2006, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack

Bumpy-bump-bump

nice kid

bump your own thread so everybody would know how stupid you are

High Plains Drifter · 08-24-2006, 10:43 AM

You're an embarrassment to real webmasters.

TurboAngel · 08-24-2006, 10:45 AM

This is funny as hell you're going to get mad at us cuz you're a scammer? LMFAO!

madawgz · 08-24-2006, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

from http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=645972 :

a week later this is still funny as hell

how , HOW did i miss that

webshack · 08-24-2006, 10:49 AM

tenderobject - everyone with a brain knows that GFY is the lamest, stupidest forum online. Full of dumbasses wasting time blabbing about dumb shit - but it's doing wonders for me! I got one window open with GFY, and I'm processing orders from another window. Like I said in the first post in this thread - people with COMMON SENSE can see RIGHT through you idiots. I'm bumping the thread to make sales. Six so far, one order for 100K from this thread. Keep 'em coming, GFY morons!

jimthefiend · 08-24-2006, 10:50 AM

I just ratted you out to Paypal for fun.

TurboAngel · 08-24-2006, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack

tenderobject - everyone with a brain knows that GFY is the lamest, stupidest forum online. Full of dumbasses wasting time blabbing about dumb shit - but it's doing wonders for me! I got one window open with GFY, and I'm processing orders from another window. Like I said in the first post in this thread - people with COMMON SENSE can see RIGHT through you idiots. I'm bumping the thread to make sales. Six so far, one order for 100K from this thread. Keep 'em coming, GFY morons!

Keep the dream alive! LMFAO

TurboAngel · 08-24-2006, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

I just ratted you out to Paypal for fun.

Ahhhhhhhh

WalkerTR · 08-24-2006, 10:58 AM

See Sig.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-24-2006, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webshack

First one to make a stupid comment wins the "No-Brainer Award For Ignorance On GFY".....

Oh, almost forgot - any comments you make will be made to YOURSELVES. I'm outtie. You won't bait this big fish anymore.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner...

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack

everyone with a brain knows that GFY is the lamest, stupidest forum online. Full of dumbasses wasting time blabbing about dumb shit - but it's doing wonders for me! I got one window open with GFY, and I'm processing orders from another window. Like I said in the first post in this thread - people with COMMON SENSE can see RIGHT through you idiots. I'm bumping the thread to make sales. Six so far, one order for 100K from this thread. Keep 'em coming, GFY morons!

ADG Webmaster

webshack · 08-24-2006, 11:02 AM

Hmmm. That's special. PayPal ALLOWS selling adult TRAFFIC - just not adult CONTENT. Tattletaleing like a little girl only makes you look like... well... a little girl... LOL. You're only about the fiftieth clown to try that so far.

Thanks for that extra bump, though! LMMFAO

DateDoc · 08-24-2006, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

I just ratted you out to Paypal for fun.

No one likes a rat!!

tranza · 08-24-2006, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack

Let's see... I *did* read the first post now, so that means the TRANSVESTITE From BRAZIL WON!

CONGRATULATIONS, TRANZA! (the nick kinda gives him away, doesn't it???? LMAO

LOL! This post just shows how dumb you are. Tranza has nothing to do with trannys, if only you knew a second language like portuguese or spanish you'd know that.

Did my post hurt your feelings newbie? Why don't you give it up, from the response on this thread we can see that nobody would ever do business with you.

webshack · 08-24-2006, 11:08 AM

BusterPorn, some people live to try and tattletale on people... again, like little girls. You know, the kind with no penis.

BUMP

jimthefiend:

webshack · 08-24-2006, 11:11 AM

Tranza, you don't need to defend your lifestyle. It's ok, no one is judging you if you like to dress in women's clothes and if you're saving up for your sex-change. Do what makes you happy, man - don't let anything get in the way of that. And, no, your post didn't hurt my feelings - you're allowed to state your opinion, this is AMERICA - unlike third-world countries without electricity and running water in most places, where you get dragged off to jail for saying something bad about someone - oh, yeah, like BRAZIL.

LMAO

avolongold · 08-24-2006, 11:14 AM

this is the best thread i've read all day

webshack · 08-24-2006, 11:15 AM

GOOD! Let's keep this shit going!

BUMP IT BABY!

testpie · 08-24-2006, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

What do you expect to gain from such a post?

As a possible customer the old thing that this post tells me is to stay away from such an imature cry babe that can't make up his mind on his own.

Not to mention that nobody with half a brain would by traffic from a .info domain.

Seconded. Not to mention that any fuckwit who keeps "LOL" and "LMFAO" at his own posts needs to realise that they are conveying the personality of a 12 year old.

webshack · 08-24-2006, 11:19 AM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude - Tranza The Tranny made the first stupid post. So, even if I've made a hundred, he won. I could never take such a prestigious award from him, he's going through enough with the sex-change and all.

Jace · 08-24-2006, 11:21 AM

jesus, this thread is funny on SO many levels

TurboAngel · 08-24-2006, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

jesus, this thread is funny on SO many levels

That's the truth.

webshack · 08-24-2006, 11:28 AM

pornopete, your son looks really happy to receive that award you're presenting to him in the picture -I think it's wonderful that the mentally-challenged can feel that kind of joy.

BUMP

testpie · 08-24-2006, 11:34 AM

Fuck it - i'm feeling arsey today, and life obviously isn't in a "loving mood".

webshack, will you be paying out those free 10,000 hits you promised?

webshack · 08-24-2006, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

LOL! This post just shows how dumb you are. Tranza has nothing to do with trannys, if only you knew a second language like portuguese or spanish you'd know that.

Did my post hurt your feelings newbie? Why don't you give it up, from the response on this thread we can see that nobody would ever do business with you.

I'm a newbie to the web - like your mother is a newbie to bukkake-fests with her as the catcher. Why aren't you replying anymore, Tranza the Tranny? Splicing your phone cords in your mud hut together to get your dialup connection back up and running?

webshack · 08-24-2006, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete

I do regret fucking your mother.

Bitch gave me syphilis.

Are you sure Tranza The Tranny didn't give it to you? I heard you and he/her had a thing going.

testpie · 08-24-2006, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack

I'm a newbie to the web - like your mother is a newbie to bukkake-fests with her as the catcher. Why aren't you replying anymore, Tranza the Tranny? Splicing your phone cords in your mud hut together to get your dialup connection back up and running?

Why aren't you replying about those 10,000 free hits you promised? Hmm?

avolongold · 08-24-2006, 11:40 AM

out of curiosity, webshack, how old are you?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-24-2006, 11:43 AM

Its sounding like PeeWee Herman Day in this thread...

"I know you are, but what am I?"

ADG Webmaster

webshack · 08-24-2006, 11:43 AM

Tomorrow, 12 noon, CST (GMT -6). Here's the thread:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=645889

Sorry it took so long, trying to stay caught up on all these funny-ass posts.

babymaker · 08-24-2006, 11:47 AM

hahaha thread of the year

well,,,,,,not really

but funny

ohhh, and:

BUY TRAFFIC HERE FOR A FUCKING DOLLAR A 1,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-24-2006, 09:45 AM	#1
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	Cheap-Adult-Traffic.Info NOT For Sale I posted on GFY yesterday that our site, Cheap-Adult-Traffic.Info was for sale. This is no longer the case. I would like to thank the usual bunch of brainless assholes (that I've come to expect on GFY) for pissing me off enough to not only decide NOT to sell the site - but, also, it pissed me off enough to spend all night online finding that "ever-elusive" traffic source that most traffic brokers would strangle their mother for. Needless to say - I found that source. So, to those ignorant, retarded flame-a-zoids that don't seem to have the mental capacity to so much as read common English, (as they proved oh-so-very-well yesterday)... THANK YOU - THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!!! And to those who have the common sense to look past the comments from those brainless assholes, which are sure to come in reply to this post - Cheap-Adult-Traffic.Info has now got the REAL SHIT. Now, where ARE those brainless assholes? I know you're there....???? Talk your silly-ass SMACK NOW, fuckwads.... LMMFAO First one to make a stupid comment wins the "No-Brainer Award For Ignorance On GFY"..... Oh, almost forgot - any comments you make will be made to YOURSELVES. I'm outtie. You won't bait this big fish anymore. MUAHHHHHH-AHHHH-AHHHHHH If you're a normal adult webmaster who WORKS their ass off - instead of posting on forums all day every day, click our sig below: __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY

08-24-2006, 09:52 AM	#2
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	What do you expect to gain from such a post? As a possible customer the old thing that this post tells me is to stay away from such an imature cry babe that can't make up his mind on his own. Not to mention that nobody with half a brain would by traffic from a .info domain. __________________ I'm just a newbie.

08-24-2006, 10:07 AM	#11
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	Bump ;-) __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY

08-24-2006, 10:08 AM	#12
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	Another bump to show the winners - I didn't read any of the posts, though... sorry };-)~ __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY

08-24-2006, 10:09 AM	#14
s2kcord Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 581	I don't know if this is true or not but I heard this guy scammed a bunch of people on gfy for traffic! That's just what I heard? Last edited by s2kcord; 08-24-2006 at 10:12 AM..

08-24-2006, 09:53 AM	#3
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	You're a fucking dumbass anyway, and I can't believe I actually read your post.

08-24-2006, 09:53 AM	#4
hjnet Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: European Union Posts: 3,815	See Sig

08-24-2006, 09:56 AM	#7
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Dude, please don't go. I'm running out of victims and we could have EVER SO MUCH FUN together. I'm begging you, stay.

08-24-2006, 09:59 AM	#8
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	By the way, I donkey punched your mommy while I was ramming my hard throbbing cock up her tight poop hole last night. I expect her to regain consciousness at any moment, at which point I'll send her home.

08-24-2006, 10:10 AM	#15
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	Let's see... I did read the first post now, so that means the TRANSVESTITE From BRAZIL WON! CONGRATULATIONS, TRANZA! (the nick kinda gives him away, doesn't it???? LMAO __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY

08-24-2006, 10:35 AM	#18
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	Bumpy-bump-bump __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY

08-24-2006, 10:36 AM	#19
pawsregd Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Montreal eh Posts: 2,290	Oh it's the man with the golden egg....can I buy from you

08-24-2006, 10:39 AM	#20
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	Bump - Bump __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY

08-24-2006, 10:43 AM	#22
High Plains Drifter Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ♠ ♣ ♥ Posts: 2,341	You're an embarrassment to real webmasters.

08-24-2006, 10:45 AM	#23
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	This is funny as hell you're going to get mad at us cuz you're a scammer? LMFAO!

08-24-2006, 10:49 AM	#25
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	tenderobject - everyone with a brain knows that GFY is the lamest, stupidest forum online. Full of dumbasses wasting time blabbing about dumb shit - but it's doing wonders for me! I got one window open with GFY, and I'm processing orders from another window. Like I said in the first post in this thread - people with COMMON SENSE can see RIGHT through you idiots. I'm bumping the thread to make sales. Six so far, one order for 100K from this thread. Keep 'em coming, GFY morons! __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY

08-24-2006, 10:50 AM	#26
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	I just ratted you out to Paypal for fun.

08-24-2006, 10:58 AM	#29
WalkerTR Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,646	See Sig. __________________ Blog Commenting Ninja: Special offer: $47.

08-24-2006, 11:02 AM	#31
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	Hmmm. That's special. PayPal ALLOWS selling adult TRAFFIC - just not adult CONTENT. Tattletaleing like a little girl only makes you look like... well... a little girl... LOL. You're only about the fiftieth clown to try that so far. Thanks for that extra bump, though! LMMFAO __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY

08-24-2006, 11:08 AM	#34
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	BusterPorn, some people live to try and tattletale on people... again, like little girls. You know, the kind with no penis. BUMP jimthefiend: __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY

08-24-2006, 11:11 AM	#35
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	Tranza, you don't need to defend your lifestyle. It's ok, no one is judging you if you like to dress in women's clothes and if you're saving up for your sex-change. Do what makes you happy, man - don't let anything get in the way of that. And, no, your post didn't hurt my feelings - you're allowed to state your opinion, this is AMERICA - unlike third-world countries without electricity and running water in most places, where you get dragged off to jail for saying something bad about someone - oh, yeah, like BRAZIL. LMAO __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY Last edited by webshack; 08-24-2006 at 11:14 AM..

08-24-2006, 11:14 AM	#36
avolongold Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 580	this is the best thread i've read all day

08-24-2006, 11:15 AM	#37
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	GOOD! Let's keep this shit going! BUMP IT BABY! __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY

08-24-2006, 11:19 AM	#39
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	AsianDivaGirlsWebDude - Tranza The Tranny made the first stupid post. So, even if I've made a hundred, he won. I could never take such a prestigious award from him, he's going through enough with the sex-change and all. __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY

08-24-2006, 11:21 AM	#40
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	jesus, this thread is funny on SO many levels

08-24-2006, 11:28 AM	#42
webshack I have 6 credit cards, each buying 1 trial a day Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 58	pornopete, your son looks really happy to receive that award you're presenting to him in the picture -I think it's wonderful that the mentally-challenged can feel that kind of joy. BUMP __________________ CHEAP ADULT TRAFFIC: HIGH QUALITY

08-24-2006, 11:34 AM	#43
testpie Mostly retired Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,231	Fuck it - i'm feeling arsey today, and life obviously isn't in a "loving mood". webshack, will you be paying out those free 10,000 hits you promised? __________________ Affiliates: DogFart ~ Domain parking: NameDrive ~ Traffic broker: Traffic Holder

08-24-2006, 11:40 AM	#47
avolongold Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 580	out of curiosity, webshack, how old are you?

08-24-2006, 11:43 AM	#48
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Its sounding like PeeWee Herman Day in this thread... "I know you are, but what am I?" ADG Webmaster __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

08-24-2006, 11:47 AM	#50
babymaker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: philly Posts: 4,751	hahaha thread of the year well,,,,,,not really but funny ohhh, and: *BUY TRAFFIC HERE FOR A FUCKING DOLLAR A 1,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* __________________ $99mo Hosted CMS From ElevatedX! ICQ 293125596