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webshack 08-24-2006 09:45 AM

Cheap-Adult-Traffic.Info NOT For Sale
 
I posted on GFY yesterday that our site, Cheap-Adult-Traffic.Info was for sale. This is no longer the case. I would like to thank the usual bunch of brainless assholes (that I've come to expect on GFY) for pissing me off enough to not only decide NOT to sell the site - but, also, it pissed me off enough to spend all night online finding that "ever-elusive" traffic source that most traffic brokers would strangle their mother for. Needless to say - I found that source.

So, to those ignorant, retarded flame-a-zoids that don't seem to have the mental capacity to so much as read common English, (as they proved oh-so-very-well yesterday)... THANK YOU - THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!!!

And to those who have the common sense to look past the comments from those brainless assholes, which are sure to come in reply to this post - Cheap-Adult-Traffic.Info has now got the REAL SHIT.

Now, where ARE those brainless assholes? I know you're there....???? Talk your silly-ass SMACK NOW, fuckwads.... LMMFAO

First one to make a stupid comment wins the "No-Brainer Award For Ignorance On GFY".....

Oh, almost forgot - any comments you make will be made to YOURSELVES. I'm outtie. You won't bait this big fish anymore.

MUAHHHHHH-AHHHH-AHHHHHH

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tranza 08-24-2006 09:52 AM

What do you expect to gain from such a post?

As a possible customer the old thing that this post tells me is to stay away from such an imature cry babe that can't make up his mind on his own.

Not to mention that nobody with half a brain would by traffic from a .info domain.

jimthefiend 08-24-2006 09:53 AM

You're a fucking dumbass anyway, and I can't believe I actually read your post.

hjnet 08-24-2006 09:53 AM

See Sig :1orglaugh

DateDoc 08-24-2006 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
You're a fucking dumbass anyway, and I can't believe I actually read your post.

He may say the same when he reads yours.

jimthefiend 08-24-2006 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack
You won't bait this big fish anymore.



Thats funny on so many levels I dunno where to even start...

jimthefiend 08-24-2006 09:56 AM

Dude, please don't go. I'm running out of victims and we could have EVER SO MUCH FUN together.



I'm begging you, stay.

jimthefiend 08-24-2006 09:59 AM

By the way, I donkey punched your mommy while I was ramming my hard throbbing cock up her tight poop hole last night.



I expect her to regain consciousness at any moment, at which point I'll send her home.

u-Bob 08-24-2006 10:01 AM

from http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=645972 :
Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack
Send payment via PayPal to: [email protected]

MAKE SURE to include the exact URL you want to receive the traffic, and your category from the below with your payment:

ADULT GENERAL
ADULT CASINO
ADULT DATING
ADULT GAY
ADULT MOVIES
ADULT PAYSITES
ADULT SHOPPING
ADULT TGP
ADULT WEBCAMS

a week later this is still funny as hell

viva celebs 08-24-2006 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack
Now, where ARE those brainless assholes? I know you're there....???? Talk your silly-ass SMACK NOW, fuckwads.... LMMFAO

First one to make a stupid comment wins the "No-Brainer Award For Ignorance On GFY".....

Oh, almost forgot - any comments you make will be made to YOURSELVES. I'm outtie. You won't bait this big fish anymore.

MUAHHHHHH-AHHHH-AHHHHHH

you've sold me on your professionalism, lets do business

webshack 08-24-2006 10:07 AM

Bump ;-)

webshack 08-24-2006 10:08 AM

Another bump to show the winners - I didn't read any of the posts, though... sorry };-)~

jimthefiend 08-24-2006 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack
Another bump to show the winners - I didn't read any of the posts, though... sorry };-)~



Headless is that you?

s2kcord 08-24-2006 10:09 AM

I don't know if this is true or not but I heard this guy scammed a bunch of people on gfy for traffic! That's just what I heard? :(

webshack 08-24-2006 10:10 AM

Let's see... I *did* read the first post now, so that means the TRANSVESTITE From BRAZIL WON!

CONGRATULATIONS, TRANZA! (the nick kinda gives him away, doesn't it???? LMAO

mikeyddddd 08-24-2006 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack
My wife has issues with the "adult traffic" and won't get off my fucking back.

What happened? Did ya tell the bitch to STFU?

tenderobject 08-24-2006 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob
from http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=645972 :

a week later this is still funny as hell


hahahaahaahaha reminds me of smvcash/icecreanman :1orglaugh

OWNED!

webshack 08-24-2006 10:35 AM

Bumpy-bump-bump

:321GFY

pawsregd 08-24-2006 10:36 AM

Oh it's the man with the golden egg....can I buy from you

webshack 08-24-2006 10:39 AM

Bump - Bump

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

tenderobject 08-24-2006 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack
Bumpy-bump-bump

:321GFY


nice kid :) bump your own thread so everybody would know how stupid you are :1orglaugh

High Plains Drifter 08-24-2006 10:43 AM

You're an embarrassment to real webmasters.

TurboAngel 08-24-2006 10:45 AM

This is funny as hell you're going to get mad at us cuz you're a scammer? LMFAO!

madawgz 08-24-2006 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob
from http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=645972 :

a week later this is still funny as hell

how , HOW did i miss that :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

webshack 08-24-2006 10:49 AM

tenderobject - everyone with a brain knows that GFY is the lamest, stupidest forum online. Full of dumbasses wasting time blabbing about dumb shit - but it's doing wonders for me! I got one window open with GFY, and I'm processing orders from another window. Like I said in the first post in this thread - people with COMMON SENSE can see RIGHT through you idiots. I'm bumping the thread to make sales. Six so far, one order for 100K from this thread. Keep 'em coming, GFY morons!

jimthefiend 08-24-2006 10:50 AM

I just ratted you out to Paypal for fun.

TurboAngel 08-24-2006 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack
tenderobject - everyone with a brain knows that GFY is the lamest, stupidest forum online. Full of dumbasses wasting time blabbing about dumb shit - but it's doing wonders for me! I got one window open with GFY, and I'm processing orders from another window. Like I said in the first post in this thread - people with COMMON SENSE can see RIGHT through you idiots. I'm bumping the thread to make sales. Six so far, one order for 100K from this thread. Keep 'em coming, GFY morons!



Keep the dream alive! LMFAO


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TurboAngel 08-24-2006 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
I just ratted you out to Paypal for fun.


Ahhhhhhhh



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WalkerTR 08-24-2006 10:58 AM

See Sig.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-24-2006 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webshack
First one to make a stupid comment wins the "No-Brainer Award For Ignorance On GFY".....

Oh, almost forgot - any comments you make will be made to YOURSELVES. I'm outtie. You won't bait this big fish anymore.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner...

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack
everyone with a brain knows that GFY is the lamest, stupidest forum online. Full of dumbasses wasting time blabbing about dumb shit - but it's doing wonders for me! I got one window open with GFY, and I'm processing orders from another window. Like I said in the first post in this thread - people with COMMON SENSE can see RIGHT through you idiots. I'm bumping the thread to make sales. Six so far, one order for 100K from this thread. Keep 'em coming, GFY morons!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ADG Webmaster

webshack 08-24-2006 11:02 AM

Hmmm. That's special. PayPal ALLOWS selling adult TRAFFIC - just not adult CONTENT. Tattletaleing like a little girl only makes you look like... well... a little girl... LOL. You're only about the fiftieth clown to try that so far.

Thanks for that extra bump, though! LMMFAO

DateDoc 08-24-2006 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
I just ratted you out to Paypal for fun.

No one likes a rat!! :2 cents:

tranza 08-24-2006 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack
Let's see... I *did* read the first post now, so that means the TRANSVESTITE From BRAZIL WON!

CONGRATULATIONS, TRANZA! (the nick kinda gives him away, doesn't it???? LMAO

LOL! This post just shows how dumb you are. Tranza has nothing to do with trannys, if only you knew a second language like portuguese or spanish you'd know that.

Did my post hurt your feelings newbie? Why don't you give it up, from the response on this thread we can see that nobody would ever do business with you.

webshack 08-24-2006 11:08 AM

BusterPorn, some people live to try and tattletale on people... again, like little girls. You know, the kind with no penis.

BUMP

jimthefiend: :321GFY

webshack 08-24-2006 11:11 AM

Tranza, you don't need to defend your lifestyle. It's ok, no one is judging you if you like to dress in women's clothes and if you're saving up for your sex-change. Do what makes you happy, man - don't let anything get in the way of that. And, no, your post didn't hurt my feelings - you're allowed to state your opinion, this is AMERICA - unlike third-world countries without electricity and running water in most places, where you get dragged off to jail for saying something bad about someone - oh, yeah, like BRAZIL.

LMAO

avolongold 08-24-2006 11:14 AM

this is the best thread i've read all day :1orglaugh

webshack 08-24-2006 11:15 AM

GOOD! Let's keep this shit going!

BUMP IT BABY!

testpie 08-24-2006 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
What do you expect to gain from such a post?

As a possible customer the old thing that this post tells me is to stay away from such an imature cry babe that can't make up his mind on his own.

Not to mention that nobody with half a brain would by traffic from a .info domain.

Seconded. Not to mention that any fuckwit who keeps "LOL" and "LMFAO" at his own posts needs to realise that they are conveying the personality of a 12 year old.

webshack 08-24-2006 11:19 AM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude - Tranza The Tranny made the first stupid post. So, even if I've made a hundred, he won. I could never take such a prestigious award from him, he's going through enough with the sex-change and all.

Jace 08-24-2006 11:21 AM

jesus, this thread is funny on SO many levels

TurboAngel 08-24-2006 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
jesus, this thread is funny on SO many levels

That's the truth.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

webshack 08-24-2006 11:28 AM

pornopete, your son looks really happy to receive that award you're presenting to him in the picture -I think it's wonderful that the mentally-challenged can feel that kind of joy.

BUMP

testpie 08-24-2006 11:34 AM

Fuck it - i'm feeling arsey today, and life obviously isn't in a "loving mood".

webshack, will you be paying out those free 10,000 hits you promised?

webshack 08-24-2006 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
LOL! This post just shows how dumb you are. Tranza has nothing to do with trannys, if only you knew a second language like portuguese or spanish you'd know that.

Did my post hurt your feelings newbie? Why don't you give it up, from the response on this thread we can see that nobody would ever do business with you.

I'm a newbie to the web - like your mother is a newbie to bukkake-fests with her as the catcher. Why aren't you replying anymore, Tranza the Tranny? Splicing your phone cords in your mud hut together to get your dialup connection back up and running?

webshack 08-24-2006 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete
I do regret fucking your mother.

Bitch gave me syphilis.

Are you sure Tranza The Tranny didn't give it to you? I heard you and he/her had a thing going.

testpie 08-24-2006 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webshack
I'm a newbie to the web - like your mother is a newbie to bukkake-fests with her as the catcher. Why aren't you replying anymore, Tranza the Tranny? Splicing your phone cords in your mud hut together to get your dialup connection back up and running?

Why aren't you replying about those 10,000 free hits you promised? Hmm?

avolongold 08-24-2006 11:40 AM

out of curiosity, webshack, how old are you?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-24-2006 11:43 AM

Its sounding like PeeWee Herman Day in this thread...

http://sidesalad.net/archives/PeeWeeHermanDay.jpg

"I know you are, but what am I?"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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webshack 08-24-2006 11:43 AM

Tomorrow, 12 noon, CST (GMT -6). Here's the thread:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=645889

Sorry it took so long, trying to stay caught up on all these funny-ass posts.

babymaker 08-24-2006 11:47 AM

hahaha thread of the year :) well,,,,,,not really

but funny


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:upsidedow

:upsidedow

:upsidedow

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ohhh, and:

BUY TRAFFIC HERE FOR A FUCKING DOLLAR A 1,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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