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Old 10-04-2009, 02:00 AM   #1
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I felt sorry for a stripper tonight.

A friend of mine got offered a great job that is going to require him to move to another state. He took it and is moving next week. So tonight myself and several of his other friends took him out. We went to dinner then hit a few strip clubs. We decide to stop at this one last club on the way home just for one last drink.

We get in and the girl that is dancing is ok, but not great. After the song is over she leaves the stage. The next girl up just shouldn't be stripping. She is about 5'5" tall and about 220 lbs with some nasty snaggleteeth and (not lying here) a couple of what looked like open sores on her face. We sit at the outer tables away from the stage, because we don't want to tip her, we want to drink. The guys sitting around the stage take one look at her and all but 2 of them leave the stage and move out to the outer tables. The music starts and she starts to dance. We are ignoring her as is everyone else. Nobody is tipping. The second dance goes and she is still dancing and being ignored so she doesn't take anything off. After the second song another dancer gets pissed and comes up on the stage and yells at all of us, "The more you tip, the more clothes come off!" Some guy yells back, "That's what we are trying to avoid!"

It was funny, but I could tell it hurt the girl's feelings. She did one more dance, no tips, then left. Obviously she must need a job and need the money or she wouldn't be here trying to strip, but I am a firm believer that people should take inventory of themselves and know what they are good at and what they shouldn't be doing.

We finish our drinks and get back in our cars. As we drive my buddy that is leaving says, "I wonder what made her think she could be a stripper?" Another friend answered back in his best Dave Chappelle/Rick James voice ,"Methamphetamine is a hell of a drug."
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Old 10-04-2009, 03:59 AM   #2
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Old 10-04-2009, 04:05 AM   #3
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Sounds like a classy joint. Nice choice ;)
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Old 10-04-2009, 04:16 AM   #4
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Sounds like a classy joint. Nice choice ;)



Even daytime shift around here is worth a small tip...
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Old 10-04-2009, 05:10 AM   #5
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Thats gotta suck for her.
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Old 10-04-2009, 05:21 AM   #6
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What in the hell were you doing in Kansas?
I've warned you all about this state, so many times..
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Old 10-04-2009, 05:41 AM   #7
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What's more sad is thinking about all the gorgeous women that think themselves inadequate and keep themselves off the market.. and thus fuel the whole strip club economy..
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Old 10-04-2009, 06:43 AM   #8
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:24 AM   #10
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Serves her right... get off the drugs and get into reality bitch.. your ugly and shouldn't be stripping. I'd probably leave the place to be honest.
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:04 AM   #11
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Sounds like a classy joint. Nice choice ;)


Welcome to Portland area strip clubs. kane's description fits about 80% of the clubs in the Porland metro area.
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:06 AM   #12
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:34 AM   #13
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don't blame her, blame the poor judgement of the owner of the club
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:41 AM   #14
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Oh poor striper. I'm quite sensitive man I don't like stories like this.
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:47 AM   #15
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Years ago Iwent to a strip club and there was...at the least...a 300 hundred pounder stripping...and she was quite the comedian...poking fun at herself and her weight. I recall that one of her comments was...you guys out there may be wondering how you would ever get your dick in someone as big as me...don't worry about it honey...I know how to get it in.
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Old 10-04-2009, 12:04 PM   #16
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ya shoulda flung pennies at her whenever she wasn't looking... ;)
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Old 10-04-2009, 12:05 PM   #17
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Welcome to Portland area strip clubs. kane's description fits about 80% of the clubs in the Porland metro area.
Sadly this is true. I haven't been to a ton of strip clubs in the area, but it seems like of the ones I have been to there are only a couple that consistently have good looking girls at them.
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Old 10-04-2009, 12:07 PM   #18
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Serves her right... get off the drugs and get into reality bitch.. your ugly and shouldn't be stripping. I'd probably leave the place to be honest.
We finished the drinks we had and got out of there. We didn't really care to see what the place had planned for us next. The girl that got pissed and yelled at everyone was decent looking, but nothing special either so we pounded down the drinks ad hauled ass.
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:18 PM   #19
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Yeah, I hate the ugly girls stripping. Like, if you jsut date an ugly girl you get to look at saggy tits but you get laid.
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:55 PM   #20
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As was said, the owner of the club is to blame NOT her. He needed to tell her that she wasn't the type they required, so for her to think she deserved to go up there.
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Sounds like you should have ended up at the acropolis.... At least you could have has a steak!
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Old 10-04-2009, 02:39 PM   #22
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Sounds like you should have ended up at the acropolis.... At least you could have has a steak!
That was the first place we went early in the night. Every time I have been there they have had hot girls and I have never been disappointed. We should have gone back there and finished the night there too.
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:27 PM   #23
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If I walked into a strip club, and they had any chick over 140lb(that's pushing it, depending on height) in there, I'd turn and walk the fuck out.

What state is this?
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:56 PM   #24
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you should have taken some pics of her on your cellphone and post them here for we to judge that...
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:05 PM   #25
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Anyone ever been to the club near the trump plaza in Atlantic city? There is a chic in there that goes around 300+. My wife and I laughed our asses off because they wouldnt leave her on the pole. We went back a few weeks later and she was still there, guess she had nothing better to do. There is always people out there that go for the low hanging fruit, maybe that can be there "I bagged a stripper" story =)
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fat methheads or crackheads are mysterious creatures.
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Old 10-04-2009, 09:16 PM   #27
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philly strip joints wouldn't stand for it... I think they have a 115 max weight rule.

what happened after she got off, normally they stroll the room to collect most tips. straight for the showers?
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sounds like a west virginia strip club to me!
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Old 10-05-2009, 01:01 AM   #30
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what happened after she got off, normally they stroll the room to collect most tips. straight for the showers?
She finished her last song then went back to the bar, sat down and had a drink. We left shortly after that so I don't know if she went back up again later or not.
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The fat ones that last are not either crackheads or methheads. They just um cater to laughs and the chubby chasers.
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There goes my hopes at a table dancing career...
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Ok Ok i did lol but damn that sounds like one nasty ass stripper !
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