Fla. college ready for flesh-eating zombie attack - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 10-02-2009, 04:20 AM

GAINESVILLE, Fla. ? No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.

The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.

The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by "flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals." It notes that a zombie outbreak might include "documentation of lots of strange moaning."

A University of Florida spokesman says the exercise was written by an employee to "add a little bit of levity" to disaster preparation discussions.

wonder why they would even consider it. What do they know.

i see pandemics up there

Si · 10-02-2009, 04:23 AM

Now that is some freaky shit right there.

Why the hell would they put that up? it's not April 1st already is it?

brassmonkey · 10-02-2009, 04:28 AM

damn my dream may come true killing flesh eating zombies

Si · 10-02-2009, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

damn my dream may come true killing flesh eating zombies

Zombie Land!!!!!!!!!!

okny · 10-02-2009, 04:32 AM

Hmmm so it's time to buy guns? That's the only solution i see

brassmonkey · 10-02-2009, 04:34 AM

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Hmmm so it's time to buy guns? That's the only solution i see

i have plenty

Raf1 · 10-02-2009, 04:44 AM

strange for them to put stuff like that on there

CaroMark · 10-02-2009, 04:54 AM

Damm, why does it have to be here in Florida but you do have to admit there is some tasty looking flesh here!

brassmonkey · 10-02-2009, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CaroMark

Damm, why does it have to be here in Florida but you do have to admit there is some tasty looking flesh here!

turn into zombies already sheesh

CaptainHowdy · 10-02-2009, 06:05 AM

Better safe than sorry they say... I'll be more prepared for a massive bird attack tough.

tranza · 10-02-2009, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

damn my dream may come true killing flesh eating zombies

That's thriller

PenetratinP · 10-02-2009, 07:18 AM

I went to the University of Florida in Gainesville. It always seemed like the faculty and staff had a good sense of humor. The school newspaper was hilarious most days as well.

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PenetratinP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,689	I went to the University of Florida in Gainesville. It always seemed like the faculty and staff had a good sense of humor. The school newspaper was hilarious most days as well.