Fla. college ready for flesh-eating zombie attack

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  • brassmonkey
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    • Sep 2005
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    Fla. college ready for flesh-eating zombie attack

    GAINESVILLE, Fla. ? No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.

    The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.

    The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by "flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals." It notes that a zombie outbreak might include "documentation of lots of strange moaning."

    A University of Florida spokesman says the exercise was written by an employee to "add a little bit of levity" to disaster preparation discussions.

    wonder why they would even consider it. What do they know. i see pandemics up there
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  • Si
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    • Feb 2008
    • 13900

    #2
    Now that is some freaky shit right there.

    Why the hell would they put that up? it's not April 1st already is it?

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    • brassmonkey
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      • Sep 2005
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      #3
      damn my dream may come true killing flesh eating zombies
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      • Si
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        • Feb 2008
        • 13900

        #4
        Originally posted by brassmonkey
        damn my dream may come true killing flesh eating zombies


        Zombie Land!!!!!!!!!!

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        • okny
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          • Aug 2002
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          #5
          Hmmm so it's time to buy guns? That's the only solution i see
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          • brassmonkey
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            • Sep 2005
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            Originally posted by okny
            Hmmm so it's time to buy guns? That's the only solution i see
            i have plenty
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            • Raf1
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              • Oct 2003
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              #7
              strange for them to put stuff like that on there
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              • CaroMark
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                • Sep 2002
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                #8
                Damm, why does it have to be here in Florida but you do have to admit there is some tasty looking flesh here!
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                • brassmonkey
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                  • Sep 2005
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by CaroMark
                  Damm, why does it have to be here in Florida but you do have to admit there is some tasty looking flesh here!
                  turn into zombies already sheesh
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                  • CaptainHowdy
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                    • Dec 2004
                    • 94735

                    #10
                    Better safe than sorry they say... I'll be more prepared for a massive bird attack tough.

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                    • tranza
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 57559

                      #11
                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                      damn my dream may come true killing flesh eating zombies
                      That's thriller
                      I'm just a newbie.

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                      • PenetratinP
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                        • Aug 2002
                        • 2689

                        #12
                        I went to the University of Florida in Gainesville. It always seemed like the faculty and staff had a good sense of humor. The school newspaper was hilarious most days as well.

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