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skinnay · 10-02-2009, 08:58 AM

What does a termite eat for breakfast?

oak-meal

What's the friendliest school?

hi-school

Why didn't the life guard save the hippie?

he was too far out

What kind of cheese isn't yours?

not-chyo cheese

more?

xNetworx · 10-02-2009, 09:00 AM

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black

SykkBoy · 10-02-2009, 09:09 AM

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass...

skinnay · 10-02-2009, 12:15 PM

What did the woman at th beach say to michael jackson?

get out of my son

10-02-2009, 12:56 PM

What's the definition of gross?

Siamese twins conjoined at the mouth and one throws up.

SykkBoy · 10-02-2009, 01:10 PM

What did one priest say to the other as they walked into the gay bar?

Let's go get shitfaced.

10-02-2009, 01:16 PM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One's white and harmful to children, the other is a plastic bag.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit?

One cums on your face when you're 13, the other is a zit.

pornpf69 · 10-02-2009, 01:29 PM

some good ones around here... LOL

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-02-2009, 01:32 PM

what do you call a black man with a phd?

a doctor you racist!

Denaz · 10-02-2009, 02:14 PM

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
-I have no-eye-deer

What do you call a fish with no I's?
- Fsh

What's an owls favorite subject?
- Owlgebra

donkevlar · 10-02-2009, 02:18 PM

What do you call a senior citizen who can't stop showing their genitals in public?

Madonna.

donkevlar · 10-02-2009, 02:19 PM

Why did Madonna feed her baby Alpo dog food?

She didn't have a choice. That's just what came out of her breasts.

donkevlar · 10-02-2009, 02:22 PM

In what U.S. state did my ex-wife first have sex with her dentist?

I don’t actually know, but when I see her in court next month Alaska!

Calico Jack · 10-02-2009, 02:49 PM

Q: What's the worst thing about getting a heart/lung transplant?
A: Coughing up someone else's pleghm!

SykkBoy · 10-06-2009, 08:36 AM

Three vampires walk into a bar
First vampire: Give me a cup of blood
Second vampire: Give me a cup of blood
Third Vampire: Give me a cup of hot water
Bartender: Your buddies wanted a cup of blood, why do you want just a cup of hot water?
The vampire pulls out a used tampon "tea time!"

Scott McD · 10-06-2009, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black

TheLegacy · 10-06-2009, 08:42 AM

shortest joke, "a baby seal walks into a club"

tranza · 10-06-2009, 09:17 AM

Some nice jokes here...

Elli · 10-06-2009, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

shortest joke, "a baby seal walks into a club"

ok that made me chuckle

ultimatebbwdotcom · 10-06-2009, 11:54 AM

What should you do when you see a spaceman ?

Park in it man!!

10-02-2009, 08:58 AM	#1
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10-02-2009, 02:14 PM	#10
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10-02-2009, 02:18 PM	#11
donkevlar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,325	What do you call a senior citizen who can't stop showing their genitals in public? Madonna. __________________ [email protected]

10-02-2009, 09:00 AM	#2
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black

10-02-2009, 09:09 AM	#3
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass...

10-02-2009, 12:56 PM	#5
Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE Guest Posts: n/a	What's the definition of gross? Siamese twins conjoined at the mouth and one throws up.

10-02-2009, 01:10 PM	#6
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	What did one priest say to the other as they walked into the gay bar? Let's go get shitfaced.

10-02-2009, 01:16 PM	#7
Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE Guest Posts: n/a	What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's white and harmful to children, the other is a plastic bag. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit? One cums on your face when you're 13, the other is a zit.

10-02-2009, 01:32 PM	#9
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	what do you call a black man with a phd? a doctor you racist!

10-02-2009, 02:19 PM	#12
donkevlar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,325	Why did Madonna feed her baby Alpo dog food? She didn't have a choice. That's just what came out of her breasts. __________________ [email protected]

10-02-2009, 02:22 PM	#13
donkevlar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,325	In what U.S. state did my ex-wife first have sex with her dentist? I don’t actually know, but when I see her in court next month Alaska! __________________ [email protected]

10-02-2009, 02:49 PM	#14
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10-06-2009, 08:36 AM	#15
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	Three vampires walk into a bar First vampire: Give me a cup of blood Second vampire: Give me a cup of blood Third Vampire: Give me a cup of hot water Bartender: Your buddies wanted a cup of blood, why do you want just a cup of hot water? The vampire pulls out a used tampon "tea time!"

10-06-2009, 08:42 AM	#17
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10-06-2009, 09:17 AM	#18
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10-06-2009, 11:54 AM	#20
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