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  • skinnay
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 2274
    #1

    Best worst jokes

    What does a termite eat for breakfast?

    oak-meal

    What's the friendliest school?

    hi-school

    Why didn't the life guard save the hippie?

    he was too far out

    What kind of cheese isn't yours?

    not-chyo cheese




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    • xNetworx
      So Fucking What
      • Jan 2004
      • 14445
      #2
      Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

      Because he's black

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        • SykkBoy2
          Jesus loves bacon
          • Feb 2001
          • 19969
          #3
          What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

          Wiped his ass...
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            • skinnay
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 2274
              #4
              What did the woman at th beach say to michael jackson?

              get out of my son
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                • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
                  #5
                  What's the definition of gross?

                  Siamese twins conjoined at the mouth and one throws up.

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                    • SykkBoy2
                      Jesus loves bacon
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 19969
                      #6
                      What did one priest say to the other as they walked into the gay bar?

                      Let's go get shitfaced.
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                        • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE
                          #7
                          What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

                          One's white and harmful to children, the other is a plastic bag.


                          What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit?

                          One cums on your face when you're 13, the other is a zit.

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                            • pornpf69
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 15782
                              #8
                              some good ones around here... LOL

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                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                  (felis madjewicus)
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 20368
                                  #9
                                  what do you call a black man with a phd?





                                  a doctor you racist!

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                                    • Denaz
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2009
                                      • 204
                                      #10
                                      What do you call a deer with no eyes?
                                      -I have no-eye-deer

                                      What do you call a fish with no I's?
                                      - Fsh

                                      What's an owls favorite subject?
                                      - Owlgebra
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                                        • donkevlar
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 4325
                                          #11
                                          What do you call a senior citizen who can't stop showing their genitals in public?

                                          Madonna.
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                                            • donkevlar
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 4325
                                              #12
                                              Why did Madonna feed her baby Alpo dog food?

                                              She didn't have a choice. That's just what came out of her breasts.
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                                                • donkevlar
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 4325
                                                  #13
                                                  In what U.S. state did my ex-wife first have sex with her dentist?

                                                  I don’t actually know, but when I see her in court next month Alaska!
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                                                    • Calico Jack
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 2051
                                                      #14
                                                      Q: What's the worst thing about getting a heart/lung transplant?
                                                      A: Coughing up someone else's pleghm!

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                                                        • SykkBoy2
                                                          Jesus loves bacon
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 19969
                                                          #15
                                                          Three vampires walk into a bar
                                                          First vampire: Give me a cup of blood
                                                          Second vampire: Give me a cup of blood
                                                          Third Vampire: Give me a cup of hot water
                                                          Bartender: Your buddies wanted a cup of blood, why do you want just a cup of hot water?
                                                          The vampire pulls out a used tampon "tea time!"
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                                                            • Scott McD
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 67798
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                              Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

                                                              Because he's black


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                                                                • TheLegacy
                                                                  SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 18096
                                                                  #17
                                                                  shortest joke, "a baby seal walks into a club"
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                                                                    • tranza
                                                                      ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                      • 57559
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Some nice jokes here...
                                                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                        • Elli
                                                                          Reach for those stars!
                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                          • 17991
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                                                          shortest joke, "a baby seal walks into a club"
                                                                          ok that made me chuckle
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                                                                            • ultimatebbwdotcom
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 591
                                                                              #20
                                                                              What should you do when you see a spaceman ?

                                                                              Park in it man!!
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