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i jsut sent this break up email to my ex
your breathe always stank like dog shit
you never touched me never gave me oral never did any position other then missionary never wanted to have sex with me never cleaned rarely cooked cost me 10k a month never gave me a massage your spoiled you come from a shitty family you have tattos which is low class your skin is fucked your teeth are fucked up your broke you didnt work your friends are 2 dollar whores your gaining weight you refuse to work out with me you wont go on the waverunners with me you wont be naked with me you wont shower with me your vagins is the loosest ive ever had and ive had over 60 woman your brother is a ex-convict your father is in prison all your siblings are in meaningless relationships every single one of your girlfriends are in miserable relationships everything that surrounds you is totall negative. you smoke pot daily you smoke I loved you and wanted to marry you. Im rich and wanted to give you the world. Your an idiot. I will never talk to you again teh rest of my life. I cant even have an orgasm with you. tighten up that pussy. -Chris
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Ho god.. she'll cry big time! lol
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Oh no you di'int!
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43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.
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sounds like you got fucked
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Was your girlfriend a Labrador retriever or what?
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classy
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That was evil....
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You meet her online didn't you? This relationship is 1 day old isn't it!
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Damn bro, what'd she do to arouse such strong feelings of anti-vagina?
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working on my tan
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That's great ....
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sounds like she used the fuck out of you and you have a little penis...
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ahaha damn man, tell her how u really feel! stank breath and bad teeth are a definite deal breaker for me.
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no, she was my secretary in Boca. we started dating, i fired her, let her live the good life for about 6 months, brought her to my ocean front house with pool and servants and yet she still wasnt happy. I am 36, she was 21. big mistake
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So Fucking Banned
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her prison dad and ex-con brother are gonna kick your ass
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you know how to pick em
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working on my tan
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Was her name Lori Collins? just curious ....
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you realized this and kept her around how long?
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baddog dont make me pull my servers from you. i demand respect, lol
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You have no idea what the difference is between your and you are...
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im sorry i failed english 101. can you please elaborate?
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i have a 9 inch cock. its kinda skinny. not a lotta girth. but its there. i can poke cervix's
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Your is used as your mom, your dad, your belongings...
You're is the contraction of you are which is used as you are an ass, you are great, etc... So saying "your spoiled" is like saying the spoiled that you own rather than you are spoiled :P Oh and tattoos aren't low class any more ;) hahahah it's 2009!
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that guy will be pretty sad when he reads that
his loose asshole is due to taking shits larger than your cock douche bag |
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now that was classy, lol
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Yet another life DESTROYED By this socialist administration
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she claimed to only fuck 4 guys before me. I have herpes and yet she still wanted to be with me at 21, so i thought she loved me. no pics today son
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this thread started out good
got my feelings up quickly went down felt shame and anger why must i read drunk now i vomit fin. |
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So Fucking Banned
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working on my tan
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I’m still alive barley.
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kichi... not to be a stalker, but you live in North Palm Beach? I live and work in Jupiter.
What do you do in the biz? I've done everything from managing an affiliate program to site programming to now doing affiliate work myself. Maybe we can get together to talk business sometime. |
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Based only on your first post, I believe 100% without question that you are the real deal.
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congrats I guess
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I have herpes
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thats a boca chick for ya.
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yeah rappers and nba stars are class acts. look at kayne west
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What breed are your servants? I am thinking of upgrading mine
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imagine if i grabbed the mic from Lori at any convention.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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i have all breeds. I inherited a fortune. I am not self made. i live in a palace with a pool and servants ocean front. Trust me its not all its cracked up to be.
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my life is boring.all i want is a wife that loves me and kids and i cant seem to find that.
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