i jsut sent this break up email to my ex - GoFuckYourself.com

kichi · 09-17-2009, 10:27 AM

your breathe always stank like dog shit
you never touched me
never gave me oral
never did any position other then missionary
never wanted to have sex with me
never cleaned
rarely cooked
cost me 10k a month
never gave me a massage
your spoiled
you come from a shitty family
you have tattos which is low class
your skin is fucked
your teeth are fucked up
your broke
you didnt work
your friends are 2 dollar whores
your gaining weight
you refuse to work out with me
you wont go on the waverunners with me
you wont be naked with me
you wont shower with me
your vagins is the loosest ive ever had and ive had over 60 woman
your brother is a ex-convict
your father is in prison
all your siblings are in meaningless relationships
every single one of your girlfriends are in miserable relationships
everything that surrounds you is totall negative.
you smoke pot daily
you smoke

I loved you and wanted to marry you. Im rich and wanted to give you the world.

Your an idiot. I will never talk to you again teh rest of my life.

I cant even have an orgasm with you.

tighten up that pussy.

-Chris

Basic_man · 09-17-2009, 10:29 AM

Ho god.. she'll cry big time! lol

Tom_PM · 09-17-2009, 10:30 AM

Oh no you di'int!

BlackCrayon · 09-17-2009, 10:30 AM

sounds like you got fucked

Evil Chris · 09-17-2009, 10:31 AM

Was your girlfriend a Labrador retriever or what?

Dcat · 09-17-2009, 10:31 AM

classy

..

tranza · 09-17-2009, 10:31 AM

That was evil....

Zorgman · 09-17-2009, 10:32 AM

You meet her online didn't you? This relationship is 1 day old isn't it!

Stacks Banned for Life · 09-17-2009, 10:32 AM

Damn bro, what'd she do to arouse such strong feelings of anti-vagina?

L-Pink · 09-17-2009, 10:32 AM

That's great ....

marketsmart · 09-17-2009, 10:34 AM

sounds like she used the fuck out of you and you have a little penis...

next time dont fall in love with a stripper, they are nothing but trouble..

Choopa Phil · 09-17-2009, 10:35 AM

ahaha damn man, tell her how u really feel! stank breath and bad teeth are a definite deal breaker for me.

kichi · 09-17-2009, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman

You meet her online didn't you? This relationship is 1 day old isn't it!

no, she was my secretary in Boca. we started dating, i fired her, let her live the good life for about 6 months, brought her to my ocean front house with pool and servants and yet she still wasnt happy. I am 36, she was 21. big mistake

baddog · 09-17-2009, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kichi

Your an idiot. I will never talk to you again teh rest of my life.

ummm . . . . you stuck around how long?

We won't even go into the obvious irony.

flashfire · 09-17-2009, 10:39 AM

her prison dad and ex-con brother are gonna kick your ass

Deesnuts · 09-17-2009, 10:43 AM

you know how to pick em

L-Pink · 09-17-2009, 10:45 AM

Was her name Lori Collins? just curious ....

96ukssob · 09-17-2009, 10:47 AM

you realized this and kept her around how long?

kichi · 09-17-2009, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

ummm . . . . you stuck around how long?

We won't even go into the obvious irony.

baddog dont make me pull my servers from you. i demand respect, lol

BestXXXPorn · 09-17-2009, 10:48 AM

You have no idea what the difference is between your and you are...

kichi · 09-17-2009, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

You have no idea what the difference is between your and you are...

im sorry i failed english 101. can you please elaborate?

kichi · 09-17-2009, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

sounds like she used the fuck out of you and you have a little penis...

next time dont fall in love with a stripper, they are nothing but trouble..

i have a 9 inch cock. its kinda skinny. not a lotta girth. but its there. i can poke cervix's

BestXXXPorn · 09-17-2009, 10:55 AM

Your is used as your mom, your dad, your belongings...

You're is the contraction of you are which is used as you are an ass, you are great, etc...

So saying "your spoiled" is like saying the spoiled that you own rather than you are spoiled :P

Oh and tattoos aren't low class any more ;) hahahah it's 2009!

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-17-2009, 10:57 AM

that guy will be pretty sad when he reads that

his loose asshole is due to taking shits larger than your cock

douche bag

Raf1 · 09-17-2009, 10:58 AM

now that was classy, lol

kichi · 09-17-2009, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

Your is used as your mom, your dad, your belongings...

You're is the contraction of you are which is used as you are an ass, you are great, etc...

So saying "your spoiled" is like saying the spoiled that you own rather than you are spoiled :P

Oh and tattoos aren't low class any more ;) hahahah it's 2009!

like i said i failed engrish 101. I know you're is you are and your is possesive. the fact that you had to bring that up tells me a lot about you. you are a perfectionsit like me. if you want to get busy let me know.

marketsmart · 09-17-2009, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kichi

i have a 9 inch cock. its kinda skinny. not a lotta girth. but its there. i can poke cervix's

post pics or it didnt happen..

btw.. post some pictures of this girl too...

kichi · 09-17-2009, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

Your is used as your mom, your dad, your belongings...

You're is the contraction of you are which is used as you are an ass, you are great, etc...

So saying "your spoiled" is like saying the spoiled that you own rather than you are spoiled :P

Oh and tattoos aren't low class any more ;) hahahah it's 2009!

how many multi millionaires do you knwo that have tats?
please

Glenn Beck · 09-17-2009, 11:01 AM

Yet another life DESTROYED By this socialist administration

kichi · 09-17-2009, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

post pics or it didnt happen..

btw.. post some pictures of this girl too...

she claimed to only fuck 4 guys before me. I have herpes and yet she still wanted to be with me at 21, so i thought she loved me. no pics today son

mechanicvirus · 09-17-2009, 11:02 AM

this thread started out good
got my feelings up
quickly went down
felt shame and anger
why must i read drunk
now i vomit

fin.

baddog · 09-17-2009, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kichi

how many multi millionaires do you knwo that have tats?
please

Hmmm, any well known rapper, the NBA, NFL and MLB.

Tats are quite the fashion rage these days.

Old money, not so much. New money . . . . another story.

L-Pink · 09-17-2009, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kichi

how many multi millionaires do you knwo that have tats?
please

Should we start with music or sports millionaires, male or female?

.

Va2k · 09-17-2009, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

Your is used as your mom, your dad, your belongings...

You're is the contraction of you are which is used as you are an ass, you are great, etc...

So saying "your spoiled" is like saying the spoiled that you own rather than you are spoiled :P

Oh and tattoos aren't low class any more ;) hahahah it's 2009!

you're an idiot with no life other then trying to correct someones grammar!

SplitPalms · 09-17-2009, 11:04 AM

kichi... not to be a stalker, but you live in North Palm Beach? I live and work in Jupiter.

What do you do in the biz?

I've done everything from managing an affiliate program to site programming to now doing affiliate work myself.

Maybe we can get together to talk business sometime.

Tom_PM · 09-17-2009, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glenn Beck

Yet another life DESTROYED By this socialist administration

Based only on your first post, I believe 100% without question that you are the real deal.

marketsmart · 09-17-2009, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitPalms

kichi... not to be a stalker, but you live in North Palm Beach? I live and work in Jupiter.

What do you do in the biz?

I've done everything from managing an affiliate program to site programming to now doing affiliate work myself.

Maybe we can get together to talk business sometime.

or he could just stop by and give you herpes...

ruth · 09-17-2009, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fungus

you're an idiot with no life other then trying to correct someones grammar!

"Someone's grammar" not someones grammar!

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-17-2009, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

or he could just stop by and give you herpes...

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-17-2009, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruth

"Someone's grammar" not someones grammar!

i love you ruth

sicone · 09-17-2009, 11:16 AM

congrats I guess

ruth · 09-17-2009, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51

i love you ruth

I love you too.

kichi · 09-17-2009, 11:18 AM

I have herpes

Tylo · 09-17-2009, 11:19 AM

thats a boca chick for ya.

kichi · 09-17-2009, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Hmmm, any well known rapper, the NBA, NFL and MLB.

Tats are quite the fashion rage these days.

Old money, not so much. New money . . . . another story.

yeah rappers and nba stars are class acts. look at kayne west

datatank · 09-17-2009, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kichi

no, she was my secretary in Boca. we started dating, i fired her, let her live the good life for about 6 months, brought her to my ocean front house with pool and servants and yet she still wasnt happy. I am 36, she was 21. big mistake

What breed are your servants? I am thinking of upgrading mine

kichi · 09-17-2009, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Hmmm, any well known rapper, the NBA, NFL and MLB.

Tats are quite the fashion rage these days.

Old money, not so much. New money . . . . another story.

imagine if i grabbed the mic from Lori at any convention.

O MARINA · 09-17-2009, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

sounds like she used the fuck out of you and you have a little penis...

next time dont fall in love with a stripper, they are nothing but trouble..

sounds like you're gonna copy/paste his

kichi · 09-17-2009, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank

What breed are your servants? I am thinking of upgrading mine

i have all breeds. I inherited a fortune. I am not self made. i live in a palace with a pool and servants ocean front. Trust me its not all its cracked up to be.

kichi · 09-17-2009, 11:31 AM

my life is boring.all i want is a wife that loves me and kids and i cant seem to find that.

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