Awshome Chrishtmas cake reshipe - GoFuckYourself.com

-=HOAX=- · 12-09-2002, 07:02 PM

CHRISTMAS CAKE

Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the vodka to check quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK.

Try another cup.... just in case
Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit.

Check the vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Place the smixture into a sorcerpan - thats like a phlyingpan with
higher sidesss - turn the sorcerpan 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through
the window.

Finish the vodka and smile.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

DTK · 12-09-2002, 07:10 PM

Where ya been bro?

Hot Tropical Babes · 12-09-2002, 07:12 PM

I made that once, dont remember much after the fact tho

Sarah_Jayne · 12-09-2002, 07:14 PM

My mom has a rum cake recipe that is out of this world. Mind you, I'm not allowed to give it out if I want to remain her daughter.

Hot Tropical Babes · 12-09-2002, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
My mom has a rum cake recipe that is out of this world. Mind you, I'm not allowed to give it out if I want to remain her daughter.

sarah, give it to me, I swear, i'll never tell anyone!!!

Sarah_Jayne · 12-09-2002, 07:28 PM

He he, I will have to dig it out and hope she never goes searching porn webmaster boards looking for it ;)

High Quality · 12-09-2002, 07:37 PM

hehehe.

Hot Tropical Babes · 12-09-2002, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
He he, I will have to dig it out and hope she never goes searching porn webmaster boards looking for it ;)

lol I have that same hope with my mom !!

12-09-2002, 07:02 PM	#1
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Awshome Chrishtmas cake reshipe CHRISTMAS CAKE Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts 1 bottle Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check the vodka again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK. Try another cup.... just in case Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Place the smixture into a sorcerpan - thats like a phlyingpan with higher sidesss - turn the sorcerpan 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the vodka and smile. CHERRY MISTMAS! __________________ Insert Value Here.

12-09-2002, 07:12 PM	#3
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12-09-2002, 07:10 PM	#2
DTK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The 510 Posts: 4,545	Where ya been bro?

12-09-2002, 07:14 PM	#4
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	My mom has a rum cake recipe that is out of this world. Mind you, I'm not allowed to give it out if I want to remain her daughter.

12-09-2002, 07:28 PM	#6
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	He he, I will have to dig it out and hope she never goes searching porn webmaster boards looking for it ;)

12-09-2002, 07:37 PM	#7
High Quality Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 5,741	hehehe.