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-=HOAX=- 12-09-2002 07:02 PM

Awshome Chrishtmas cake reshipe
 
CHRISTMAS CAKE

Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the vodka to check quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the vodka again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is still OK.

Try another cup.... just in case
Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit.

Check the vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Place the smixture into a sorcerpan - thats like a phlyingpan with
higher sidesss - turn the sorcerpan 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through
the window.

Finish the vodka and smile.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

DTK 12-09-2002 07:10 PM

:1orglaugh

Where ya been bro?

Hot Tropical Babes 12-09-2002 07:12 PM

I made that once, dont remember much after the fact tho :Graucho

Sarah_Jayne 12-09-2002 07:14 PM

My mom has a rum cake recipe that is out of this world. Mind you, I'm not allowed to give it out if I want to remain her daughter.

Hot Tropical Babes 12-09-2002 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
My mom has a rum cake recipe that is out of this world. Mind you, I'm not allowed to give it out if I want to remain her daughter.
sarah, give it to me, I swear, i'll never tell anyone!!!

Sarah_Jayne 12-09-2002 07:28 PM

He he, I will have to dig it out and hope she never goes searching porn webmaster boards looking for it ;)

High Quality 12-09-2002 07:37 PM

hehehe. :thumbsup

Hot Tropical Babes 12-09-2002 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
He he, I will have to dig it out and hope she never goes searching porn webmaster boards looking for it ;)
lol I have that same hope with my mom !!:1orglaugh


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