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  • donnylong
    So Fucking Banned
    • Mar 2007
    • 2164

    #1

    Best $6000 You'll Ever Spend

    I got this in a email today! A WHORE THAT CANT BITCH AT YOU! HAHAHAH

    These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone.

    The texture of the skin is similar to 99.8% OF THE HUMAN SKIN.
    It will last two years if used constantly and consistently every day.

    Completely adjustable to any position you want.

    100 sensors spread around the body.
    There are 30 sensors on the private parts.
    Each sensor makes her move in a specific way, up to 20 positions.

    On penetration she emits a light gentle sound that echoes gently in your ears.
    Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and recognizes up to 16 commands that are extremely personal up to two meters away from her ears.

    When there is any type of pulsation sensed in her private parts she emits light moans of stimulation..

    Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors.

    Most important she has a voice password which should be protected from disclosure.

    Principal characteristics:

    She has three entries (vaginal , anal, and oral)

    She can move her head in any direction you choose.

    Completely customizable to your liking so you can choose the following:
    SIZE
    HEIGHT
    SKIN COLOR
    EYES COLOR
    HAIR COLOR

    PUBIC HAIR COLOR OR COMPLETELY SHAVEN.

    NUMEROUS ADVANTAGES AND FEW DISADVANTAGES.

    ADVANTAGES.

    * She is not electric
    * She does not speak
    * She does not get fat
    * She never has periods
    * She does not pass gas
    * She never goes shopping
    * She does not get pregnant
    * She does not have a mother
    * She never ever gets headaches
    * She does not go to the hairdresser
    * She does not watch soaps or Oprah
    * She does not care what we watch on TV
    * She does not frequent internet chat rooms
    * She will never get elderly human physical attributes
    * She will not get jealous if you bring home another woman
    * She will not nag if you go out and she won't care when you return


    Only $6000.00
    sorry dont have the pictures!
  • Joe King
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2009
    • 613

    #2
    I hear you can order one that talks and you get a 20% discount because those units are not selling nearly as well.

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    • hjnet
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 3815

      #3
      For $6000 I could date 200 girls and fuck 100 of them, that's better

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      • who
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2003
        • 19593

        #4
        Post pictures please.

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        • Machete_
          WINNING!
          • Oct 2002
          • 14579

          #5
          how can it be a "Swedish doll made of silicone" its a silicone doll, it dont have a ethnicity.

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          • Jarmusch
             
            • May 2003
            • 12479

            #6
            Thread fails without a link or picture.

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            • donnylong
              So Fucking Banned
              • Mar 2007
              • 2164

              #7
              Originally posted by Jarmusch
              Thread fails without a link or picture.
              this doll comes from realdolls.com here are some pix

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              • Wizzo
                2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                • Nov 2000
                • 15224

                #8
                LOL... I've seen those and thought if someone is so socially fucked up they need a $6000 sex doll, suicide should be a real option for them...
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                • stickyfingerz
                  Doin fine
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24984

                  #9
                  Originally posted by KrisH
                  how can it be a "Swedish doll made of silicone" its a silicone doll, it dont have a ethnicity.
                  Made in Sweden maybe?

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                  • L-Pink
                    working on my tan
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 39151

                    #10
                    I thought you might be selling your house ...


                    .

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                    • 96ukssob
                      So Fucking Banananananas
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 12991

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Wizzo
                      LOL... I've seen those and thought if someone is so socially fucked up they need a $6000 sex doll, suicide should be a real option for them...
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                      • LeRoy
                        Porn Pusher
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 13364

                        #12
                        Beats buying a house and giving it to your ex wife
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                        • donnylong
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 2164

                          #13
                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                          I thought you might be selling your house ...


                          .
                          go away dork

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                          • L-Pink
                            working on my tan
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 39151

                            #14
                            Originally posted by donnylong
                            go away dork
                            Oh come on Donny that was funny. Take care man


                            .

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                            • F-U-Jimmy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 6853

                              #15
                              Real Dolls are made by

                              Abyss Creations
                              475 East Carmel Street
                              San Marcos,CA 92078
                              Tel: (760) 471-8418
                              Fax: (760) 471-8417
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                              • donnylong
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 2164

                                #16
                                Originally posted by L-Pink
                                Oh come on Donny that was funny. Take care man


                                .
                                ok ok

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                                • F-U-Jimmy
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2006
                                  • 6853

                                  #17
                                  Here is a video of Donny and his Swedish Love Doll

                                  http://www.fleib.com/view/3879/anna_-_swedish_love_doll
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                                  • brassmonkey
                                    Pay It Forward
                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 77396

                                    #18
                                    i heard that on the radio yesterday
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                                    • Joe King
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2009
                                      • 613

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Wizzo
                                      LOL... I've seen those and thought if someone is so socially fucked up they need a $6000 sex doll, suicide should be a real option for them...
                                      Well she would not only provide some hot sex but also save you lots of time because you could always drive in the HOV lane.

                                      If I had money to burn I would buy one regardless of how much I get laid. I am sick like that.

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                                      • donnylong
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Mar 2007
                                        • 2164

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by F-U-Jimmy
                                        Here is a video of Donny and his Swedish Love Doll

                                        http://www.fleib.com/view/3879/anna_-_swedish_love_doll
                                        DAMN you caught me

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                                        • Joe King
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2009
                                          • 613

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                          I thought you might be selling your house ...


                                          .

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                                          • Jarmusch
                                             
                                            • May 2003
                                            • 12479

                                            #22
                                            What's the best place to hide a realdoll when your friends come over?

                                            Oh wait, if you have a realdoll, you don't have any friends that come over.

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                                            • tiger
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 6986

                                              #23
                                              LOL, you know you all are ordering one now. She's fucking hot.

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                                              • d-null
                                                . . .
                                                • Apr 2007
                                                • 13724

                                                #24
                                                can they take alot of pumping?


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                                                • DaddyHalbucks
                                                  A freakin' legend!
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 18975

                                                  #25
                                                  Some nice features, but isn't the challenge part of the fun?
                                                  Boner Money

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                                                  • mattz
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 7697

                                                    #26
                                                    looks great, but would rather spend the 6 grand on some real pussy

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                                                    • donnylong
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                      • 2164

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Jarmusch
                                                      What's the best place to hide a realdoll when your friends come over?

                                                      Oh wait, if you have a realdoll, you don't have any friends that come over.

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                                                      • Steve Awesome
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2007
                                                        • 1575

                                                        #28
                                                        LOL. Totally missed this thread. Here's something to mull over.

                                                        http://realdollsex.com/videos/047/gfy.html

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                                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                          (felis madjewicus)
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 20368

                                                          #29
                                                          If you can aford to spend $6000 on a sexdoll, and still can't actually get laid, you probably have more than enough social issues to necessitate said sex doll

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                                                          • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                            (felis madjewicus)
                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                            • 20368

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Steve Awesome
                                                            LOL. Totally missed this thread. Here's something to mull over.

                                                            http://realdollsex.com/videos/047/gfy.html
                                                            That is awesomely hilarious

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                                                            • will76
                                                              Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 18037

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by donnylong
                                                              this doll comes from realdolls.com here are some pix
                                                              how much ?


                                                              Originally posted by Wizzo
                                                              LOL... I've seen those and thought if someone is so socially fucked up they need a $6000 sex doll, suicide should be a real option for them...
                                                              oh its 10x cheaper than the real thing and prolly doesn't feel that much different lolollolol.
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                                                              • Spunky
                                                                I need a beer
                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 133986

                                                                #32
                                                                Real dolls are cool as long as your friends don't find out

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                                                                • camperjohn64
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                  • 1531

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by LeRoy
                                                                  Beats buying a house and giving it to your ex wife
                                                                  Hahahaa, hahaahahahahaahahahaha hah ah ha hahahaha

                                                                  My girlfriend bought a stuffed iguana, for her live iguana. He made a mess of it and humped it 20 times a day.

                                                                  I could see a sex doll if you were stuck on a distant planet, as a pet of a 40 foot alien, stuck in a cage with nothing but this silicon doll.

                                                                  But you never know, in 100 years from now everyone may have a doll/stud rather than wasting time trying to score with the real thing.
                                                                  www.gimmiegirlproductions.com

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                                                                  • born2blog
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                                    • 1801

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                    Real dolls are cool as long as your friends don't find out
                                                                    especially if they catch you in the act
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                                                                    • scubadiver626
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                      • 1034

                                                                      #35
                                                                      The best in the doll Biz. Some of them can cost up to $20k custom.
                                                                      They come in a giant wood box ;)

                                                                      http://realdoll.com/

                                                                      It's the accessories where they really nail ya lol

                                                                      Almost bought one but then I discovered real whores.
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