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pr0 09-19-2009 12:29 PM

Oh....and to the comment that you have a 9 inch cock...& you're rich

If you really are rich & have a 9in cock....you would have never thought twice about this dumb ho.

I can't count how many "girlfriends" I've cut off completely in the past 2 years. You just turn off your phone for the first 24 hours. Then just ignore calls & texts from there on out. It's not hard. If they show up at your front door, don't answer. If they break in, call the cops.

You sound like a rookie....so I'm going to assume you "JUST" came into $ & this might have been your 2nd or 3rd serious girlfriend. The other 60 were probably hookers being counted & one night stands.

epitome 09-19-2009 12:45 PM

She just wasn't into you.

'mo 09-19-2009 12:47 PM

Bitter, party of one.

incredibleworkethic 09-19-2009 01:08 PM

The age should be irrelevant. It just sounds like she was trouble.

Loch 09-19-2009 01:13 PM

only thing im wondering is why the hell you even cared about her....
i mean seriously, lt looks like she was from the wrong side of the tracks

Jarmusch 09-19-2009 01:28 PM

What the hell was she doing that cost you 10k a month?

DaddyHalbucks 09-19-2009 01:33 PM

At least you are not holding back..

epitome 09-19-2009 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16338621)
What the hell was she doing that cost you 10k a month?

Hooking is recession proof...

After Shock Media 09-19-2009 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kichi (Post 16330781)
how many multi millionaires do you knwo that have tats?
please

Not only several multi millionaires, but also a few billionaires.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kichi (Post 16330970)
i have all breeds. I inherited a fortune. I am not self made. i live in a palace with a pool and servants ocean front. Trust me its not all its cracked up to be.

No you did not, though I understand make believe is sort of fun. Next time stop with the self loathing and make up a girlfriend who does not have such qualities.

I could be wrong and you could of inherited a fortune, though pretty sure you would not be bitching that having to not worry about money is not all its cracked up to be. Also would be pretty damn sure that if you come from family or old money, you should have a wide social circle of good looking women who are not ex stripper coke heads.

Carry on please.

CaptainHowdy 09-19-2009 02:04 PM

Hate is the reverse of love...

L-Pink 09-19-2009 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16338621)
What the hell was she doing that cost you 10k a month?

Male prostitutes.


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ToplistBlog_Com 09-19-2009 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tylo (Post 16330896)
thats a boca chick for ya. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

iTouch! 09-19-2009 05:35 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dH0q9hvpVH...JUDGE+JUDY.png

YOU PICKED HER :1orglaugh

GrouchyAdmin 09-19-2009 05:36 PM

This is like fml for dummies. Good luck, man. :thumbsup

donnylong 09-19-2009 06:19 PM

Sounds like a porn whore to me huu?

L-Pink 09-19-2009 06:22 PM

Wait, just figured it out ... stripper. Gotta be a stripper from Boca.


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american pervert 09-19-2009 08:42 PM

you're a sucker for being with a bitch like that in the first place

BFT3K 09-19-2009 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16331030)
When I break up with you, I will send a paranormal squid to personally deliver my breakup letter.

Hey, that's a misquote!

Jon Oso 09-19-2009 09:47 PM

I don't know if it's been said yet, but she sounds like my kinda girl. you can send her my way if you take paypal.

Imortyl Pussycat 09-19-2009 10:00 PM

bright side: you didn't marry and breed with her. you win!

AaliyahLove 09-19-2009 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 16338504)
Oh....and to the comment that you have a 9 inch cock...& you're rich

If you really are rich & have a 9in cock....you would have never thought twice about this dumb ho.

I can't count how many "girlfriends" I've cut off completely in the past 2 years. You just turn off your phone for the first 24 hours. Then just ignore calls & texts from there on out. It's not hard. If they show up at your front door, don't answer. If they break in, call the cops.

You sound like a rookie....so I'm going to assume you "JUST" came into $ & this might have been your 2nd or 3rd serious girlfriend. The other 60 were probably hookers being counted & one night stands.


I also can't imagine a guy that lives in a "palace" and has "servants" going around saying "Dude I'm rich! I have a palace and servants!" unless, like you said, he just came into the $ and is still in the show off "look what I didn't have and now I have" phase?

BTW I dont think they call them "servants" anymore..

bloggingseo 09-19-2009 10:14 PM

What was the attraction then if she didn't give head, didn't do it doggy style, and had fucked up teeth already at 21 ? By the way, you could have bought her a few dental implants and showed her how to brush her teeth.

gecko 09-20-2009 12:47 AM

tell us how you really feel


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