congrats I guess

:1orglaugh I love you too.

I have herpes

thats a boca chick for ya. :1orglaugh

yeah rappers and nba stars are class acts. look at kayne west

What breed are your servants? I am thinking of upgrading mine

imagine if i grabbed the mic from Lori at any convention.

sounds like you're gonna copy/paste his :1orglaugh

i have all breeds. I inherited a fortune. I am not self made. i live in a palace with a pool and servants ocean front. Trust me its not all its cracked up to be.

my life is boring.all i want is a wife that loves me and kids and i cant seem to find that.

Sounds like MY ex! haha! Except the ten grand a month thing (my Gawd man, what were you buying her? NO pussy is worth that much coin!)

I posted a similar 'Open Letter To My Ex' on one of my blogs last Halloween and it got picked up by StumbleUpon and 100,000 pople read it!!!

HA! last laugh. Oh, and I used her real name, too. Bitch.

better luck in the future!

Am I missing something here?

riveting post

when i break up with you, i will send a panamanian hit squad to personally deliver my brekup letter..

ya herd....

1 million red flags she had yet you made her your gf, hope you can learn from this.

wow this thread went fast

LOL nice trolling herpes guy

Maybe you are looking in all the wrong places? There is someone out there for you and she will come along at the perfect time. I really believe we all can have that but we have to stop settling for less. Keep your head up and look for girls that are not in the industry.

But I also love Ruth! o.O

you're = you are your = possessive

I know this is a trolling post, but I can't resist...
1. Why would you give the time of day to a woman that possesses all of these traits after you fucked her the first time?

2. If you were really rich, why would you have a person like this around you to begin with?

3. If you really look at the situation, it sounds like you were the one that got used up. Not her. This letter just affirms her beliefs.

4. I can't contrive of a "rich" 36 year old wasting his time writing something like this. The fact that she was cut off would have been punishment enough for her.

5. Silly rabbit...Don't you know that telling a girl she has a loose vagina just leads to the statement "I'm not too loose...your dick is just too small!"

6. It's already been mentioned, but calling a person an idiot and butchering the English language in the same sentence is inexcusable.

7. I've never heard of a "palace" on the coast of Florida. May I see some pics of this place please?

8. May I have her phone number please? She sounds hot.

Well, the breath of my Labs are clean....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I doubt it was in his interest to mention her good points in the letter.

This just goes on to prove the power of the hot pussy..

If I were you I would try a Dating Website ;)

wait so even with all that, you still wanted to marry her

oh dear

When a woman is NOT aroused, the cervix is usually only about 3 inches deep.
Just sayin'.

How about palatial?

breaking up through email, nice!

I'm 26 and would never seriously date a 21-22 year old

They are little kids at that age

if she was that bad, what were you doing with her in the first place?

But since when has money bought class? ;)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aceandvis...hilton-001.jpg

You can't spell.

I'm saving it for future use ;)

lets see pics of her...

Okay, I live in Los Angeles and a run a program which includes content of tattooed hotties, so I realize the demographics of who I know is somewhat self-selecting.

But I know a lot of rich people with tattoos.

I know I shouldn't encourage this, but that was hilarious :thumbsup :1orglaugh

quoted for truth

and 10k a month? damn dude, that's a serious coke habit