A difficult lesson I've learned in life, perphaps too late - GoFuckYourself.com

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-09-2009, 10:11 AM

is that your compensation isn't necessarily tied to what you bring to the table, but how much damage your departure can cause.

There's a subtle difference.

A top salesman is well-compensated because of his performance and the hit the company would take if he chooses to leave.

In contrast, an executive who doesn't do much can still be compensated well because he may have all the key contacts. In this case, he's paid entirely to stay rather than produce.

My advice to young men--Position yourself to be a lynchpin and reinforce it every chance you get. Do it in multiple areas. Be dangerous. Powerful people make deals with dangerous people. The rest are liquidated.

Agent 488 · 09-09-2009, 10:13 AM

topbucks is hiring.

GrouchyAdmin · 09-09-2009, 10:15 AM

I like pie.

96ukssob · 09-09-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jet

is that your compensation isn't necessarily tied to what you bring to the table, but how much damage your departure can cause.

There's a subtle difference.

A top salesman is well-compensated because of his performance and the hit the company would take if he chooses to leave.

In contrast, an executive who doesn't do much can still be compensated well because he may have all the key contacts. In this case, he's paid entirely to stay rather than produce.

My advice to young men--Position yourself to be a lynchpin and reinforce it every chance you get. Do it in multiple areas. Be dangerous. Powerful people make deals with dangerous people. The rest are liquidated.

great advice. make yourself of value to the company, especially if you were to leave, tehy would be screwed and you can get a lot more $$

Agent 488 · 09-09-2009, 10:19 AM

avn also. good luck.

Agent 488 · 09-09-2009, 10:20 AM

or just let it be known that you are wearing a vest of explosives that will detonate if terminated.

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Originally Posted by bossku69

great advice. make yourself of value to the company, especially if you were to leave, tehy would be screwed and you can get a lot more $$

nation-x · 09-09-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I like pie.

Me too! Do you like money? I do...

shimmy2 · 09-09-2009, 10:24 AM

wtf is this corporate zen? sounds like a jeremiah wright sermon i heard once as a kid about making yourself inexpendable. k back to work, i thought by the title this was a serious thread...

BestXXXPorn · 09-09-2009, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

wtf is this corporate zen? sounds like a jeremiah wright sermon i heard once as a kid about making yourself inexpendable. k back to work, i thought by the title this was a serious thread...

It IS a serious thread... if you don't see the value in his statements you should take a while to ponder it. While it may be obvious to some, for all the new comers out there, it's valuable insight into how to play the corporate game...

GrouchyAdmin · 09-09-2009, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

Me too! Do you like money? I do...

I like money too. Pie tastes better, though.

What Jet says is entirely true, as sad as it is - the more damage caused by you departing is generally the reason why idiots who have little worth keep their jobs.

dyna mo · 09-09-2009, 10:34 AM

if you learnt this lesson after about 24 years of age, then yes, you learnt it too late.

the bigger lesson is how to play politics to get where you want in the corporate world

Agent 488 · 09-09-2009, 10:36 AM

the bigger lesson is how to never be part of the corporate game and yet thrive.

BestXXXPorn · 09-09-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

the bigger lesson is how to never be part of the corporate game and yet thrive.

If your definition of "thrive" includes making a lot of money it's neigh impossible to NOT come into corporate contact... The best you can do is start your own company and lay down your own rules to minimize the BS :P

dyna mo · 09-09-2009, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes

the bigger lesson is how to never be part of the corporate game and yet thrive.

that's a completely different school and a whole nother level.

09-09-2009, 10:11 AM	#1
Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,515	A difficult lesson I've learned in life, perphaps too late is that your compensation isn't necessarily tied to what you bring to the table, but how much damage your departure can cause. There's a subtle difference. A top salesman is well-compensated because of his performance and the hit the company would take if he chooses to leave. In contrast, an executive who doesn't do much can still be compensated well because he may have all the key contacts. In this case, he's paid entirely to stay rather than produce. My advice to young men--Position yourself to be a lynchpin and reinforce it every chance you get. Do it in multiple areas. Be dangerous. Powerful people make deals with dangerous people. The rest are liquidated.

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	avn also. good luck.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,985	if you learnt this lesson after about 24 years of age, then yes, you learnt it too late. the bigger lesson is how to play politics to get where you want in the corporate world

09-09-2009, 10:36 AM	#12
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	the bigger lesson is how to never be part of the corporate game and yet thrive.