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Old 09-06-2009, 01:07 PM   #1
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:15 PM   #2
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:30 PM   #3
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your gifs never get old lol
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Old 09-06-2009, 01:40 PM   #4
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"Today my girlfriend and I were having sex in the bathroom, she slipped and almost fell but prevented herself from falling by grabbing my penis."

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Old 09-06-2009, 01:43 PM   #5
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"Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite “porn”. He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FMSL"
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Old 09-06-2009, 02:14 PM   #6
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"Today my girlfriend and I were having sex in the bathroom, she slipped and almost fell but prevented herself from falling by grabbing my penis."

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Old 09-06-2009, 02:23 PM   #7
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Old 09-06-2009, 02:32 PM   #8
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"Today I was on my girlfriend's computer and searching on Google, I looked at her browser history, and the first result is "the best sex positions for a small penis." FMS"

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Old 09-06-2009, 02:55 PM   #9
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"Today I was on my girlfriend's computer and searching on Google, I looked at her browser history, and the first result is "the best sex positions for a small penis." FMS"

ouch
thats a good one haha
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Old 09-06-2009, 02:58 PM   #10
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Har har,that site is hilarious
Today I thought I was all better from having the flu. So me and my boyfriend went to have sex. As I'm about ready to orgasm, I vomited all over his face. He was so in shock that he vomited back on me immediately
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Old 09-06-2009, 03:00 PM   #11
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Old 09-06-2009, 03:02 PM   #12
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Today, my dad gave me a promise ring for my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait to have sex until I'm married. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my room. FMSL

That is great!
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Old 09-06-2009, 03:05 PM   #13
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Today I thought I was all better from having the flu. So me and my boyfriend went to have sex. As I'm about ready to orgasm, I vomited all over his face. He was so in shock that he vomited back on me immediately
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Old 09-06-2009, 03:07 PM   #14
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Old 09-06-2009, 06:22 PM   #15
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that site is hilarious
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:47 PM   #16
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ouch

Doh, haha.
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:51 PM   #17
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Old 09-07-2009, 01:59 AM   #18
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:40 PM   #19
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Old 09-07-2009, 02:53 PM   #20
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Old 09-07-2009, 03:01 PM   #21
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Had a good laugh there. Funny stuff.
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Old 09-07-2009, 03:38 PM   #22
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Are these all fake or what? The domain was registered a mere 5 days ago, 4 days old at the time of this post.

Not that it wouldn't be that hard to make up a bunch of these but still, just thought that was funny.
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Old 09-07-2009, 04:34 PM   #23
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"Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite ?porn?. He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FMSL"
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Old 09-07-2009, 06:27 PM   #24
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Old 09-07-2009, 07:15 PM   #25
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Old 09-07-2009, 07:55 PM   #26
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:26 AM   #27
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"It used to be my fantasy to have sex with two bears, one male, and one female. Bad idea. FMSL"

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Old 09-09-2009, 10:29 AM   #28
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I was having sex with a girl I met a day earlier, as she orgasmed she yelled "Oh god Alex." I said "Michele my name isn't Alex, it's Derrick." I pulled out and she responded "Um my name isn't Michele it's Melinda." FMSL
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Old 09-09-2009, 10:34 AM   #30
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