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09-06-2009, 01:07 PM
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Fuck My Sex Life
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09-06-2009, 01:15 PM
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Viva la vulva!
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 That's some funny shit right there
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09-06-2009, 01:30 PM
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09-06-2009, 01:40 PM
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"Today my girlfriend and I were having sex in the bathroom, she slipped and almost fell but prevented herself from falling by grabbing my penis."
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09-06-2009, 01:43 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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classic
"Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite “porn”. He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FMSL" |
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09-06-2009, 02:14 PM
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"Today my girlfriend and I were having sex in the bathroom, she slipped and almost fell but prevented herself from falling by grabbing my penis."
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09-06-2009, 02:23 PM
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Viva la vulva!
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09-06-2009, 02:32 PM
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"Today I was on my girlfriend's computer and searching on Google, I looked at her browser history, and the first result is "the best sex positions for a small penis." FMS"
ouch 
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09-06-2009, 02:55 PM
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09-06-2009, 02:58 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Har har,that site is hilarious
Today I thought I was all better from having the flu. So me and my boyfriend went to have sex. As I'm about ready to orgasm, I vomited all over his face. He was so in shock that he vomited back on me immediately
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09-06-2009, 03:00 PM
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Aaaaaahahahaha...
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09-06-2009, 03:02 PM
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Today, my dad gave me a promise ring for my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait to have sex until I'm married. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my room. FMSL
That is great!
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09-06-2009, 03:05 PM
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09-06-2009, 03:07 PM
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09-06-2009, 06:22 PM
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Join The Royal Family
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that site is hilarious
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09-06-2009, 10:47 PM
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Show Yer Tits!
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Doh, haha.
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09-06-2009, 10:51 PM
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Masterbaiter
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09-07-2009, 01:59 AM
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bahahaha awesome site
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09-07-2009, 02:40 PM
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thanks guys
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09-07-2009, 02:53 PM
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See My SIG!
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good domain
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09-07-2009, 03:01 PM
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Had a good laugh there. Funny stuff.
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09-07-2009, 03:38 PM
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Are these all fake or what? The domain was registered a mere 5 days ago, 4 days old at the time of this post.
Not that it wouldn't be that hard to make up a bunch of these but still, just thought that was funny.
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09-07-2009, 04:34 PM
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09-07-2009, 06:27 PM
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well then...
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09-07-2009, 07:15 PM
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09-07-2009, 07:55 PM
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Good luck
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09-09-2009, 10:26 AM
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"It used to be my fantasy to have sex with two bears, one male, and one female. Bad idea. FMSL"
lol wtf |
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09-09-2009, 10:29 AM
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So Fucking Banananananas
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09-09-2009, 10:32 AM
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I was having sex with a girl I met a day earlier, as she orgasmed she yelled "Oh god Alex." I said "Michele my name isn't Alex, it's Derrick." I pulled out and she responded "Um my name isn't Michele it's Melinda." FMSL
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09-09-2009, 10:34 AM
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Now choke yourself!
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Where's my goddamn pizza!? Tell Jesse I said 'Hi.'
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09-09-2009, 06:16 PM
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