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Fuck My Sex Life
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"Today my girlfriend and I were having sex in the bathroom, she slipped and almost fell but prevented herself from falling by grabbing my penis."
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classic
"Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite “porn”. He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FMSL" |
"Today my girlfriend and I were having sex in the bathroom, she slipped and almost fell but prevented herself from falling by grabbing my penis."
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"Today I was on my girlfriend's computer and searching on Google, I looked at her browser history, and the first result is "the best sex positions for a small penis." FMS"
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Har har,that site is hilarious
Today I thought I was all better from having the flu. So me and my boyfriend went to have sex. As I'm about ready to orgasm, I vomited all over his face. He was so in shock that he vomited back on me immediately |
Aaaaaahahahaha...
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Today, my dad gave me a promise ring for my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait to have sex until I'm married. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my room. FMSL
That is great! |
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got any pics of those ? love 2see it :upsidedow |
that site is hilarious
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Doh, haha.:1orglaugh |
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bahahaha awesome site
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thanks guys
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good domain
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Had a good laugh there. Funny stuff.
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Are these all fake or what? The domain was registered a mere 5 days ago, 4 days old at the time of this post.
Not that it wouldn't be that hard to make up a bunch of these but still, just thought that was funny. |
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well then...
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Good luck :)
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"It used to be my fantasy to have sex with two bears, one male, and one female. Bad idea. FMSL"
lol wtf :1orglaugh |
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I was having sex with a girl I met a day earlier, as she orgasmed she yelled "Oh god Alex." I said "Michele my name isn't Alex, it's Derrick." I pulled out and she responded "Um my name isn't Michele it's Melinda." FMSL |
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Where's my goddamn pizza!? Tell Jesse I said 'Hi.' |
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will do |
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