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Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-08-2009, 02:55 PM

I see it everywhere, and now redbull has one too. JESUS.
Has anyone tried it, is it another bullshit Scam.

MetaMan · 09-08-2009, 02:56 PM

HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-08-2009, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

GrouchyAdmin · 09-08-2009, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

I didn't know that cocaine came in 'berry' flavor.

wargames · 09-08-2009, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I didn't know that cocaine came in 'berry' flavor.

DateDoc · 09-08-2009, 03:15 PM

It is better than an energy drink full of sugar

HighSociety · 09-08-2009, 03:16 PM

Just_Dave · 09-08-2009, 03:29 PM

96ukssob · 09-08-2009, 03:30 PM

read what it says on the back... "as much caffeine as a cup of coffee..."

so if you are like me and live on 2-3 cups of coffee or cans of red bull a day, this is going to do shit

Chosen · 09-08-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

Twig · 09-08-2009, 04:50 PM

5HR energy + me =

Voodoo · 09-08-2009, 04:52 PM

They sale them at Costco in Bulk.

tranza · 09-08-2009, 05:02 PM

I heard it really works!

Sharky · 09-08-2009, 05:03 PM

Worked for me. I was falling asleep at the wheel driving back from Destin over the summer. I stopped off at the gas station and picked 2 up, just in case. I took one and was fine all the way back to Tampa

Riffhard · 09-08-2009, 05:05 PM

You know how many spoons of sugar is in an energy drink? The answer is 12. 12 spoons of sugar.

09-08-2009, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

lmao!!!! thats one of the best replys ive read all week!

09-08-2009, 05:09 PM

I used to take 1 a day, for a few months, they worked enough to give me a little bit extra motivation to get work done, way better than the jitters and shit from coffee.

CYF · 09-08-2009, 05:13 PM

I've tried 5 hour energy a few times, works pretty well.

TrafficRush · 09-08-2009, 05:13 PM

tastes like crap you get a little better but not much

Loch · 09-08-2009, 05:20 PM

You need 2 of them but YES it works and no you do not get the jitters!
And they got ried of the awefull taste the first ones had!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-08-2009, 07:20 PM

I saw a commercial on it and it said to take half first and see if you can handle it.

MetaMan · 09-08-2009, 07:37 PM

i dont remember much about this stuff but i just remembered this product named NOS, and let me tell you i wont drink it again i was off my radar to the point i couldnt be out anymore, i had to go home and chill out.

not to mention coffee does get me off somewhat also, but nothing compared that that stuff.

dav3 · 09-08-2009, 07:38 PM

You too can levitate up mountains, just like the guy on the bottle!!

bronco67 · 09-08-2009, 07:40 PM

I always take one before a softball game.

stickyfingerz · 09-08-2009, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riffhard

You know how many spoons of sugar is in an energy drink? The answer is 12. 12 spoons of sugar.

Ahhh Ahhh Ahhhhhhhhh

LouisianaGuys · 09-08-2009, 08:27 PM

It actually works, I will not deny it. It tastes like what those fuzzies between your toes smell like.

DonovanTrent · 09-08-2009, 08:37 PM

It does work, but be prepared for a possible niacin flush from it. It's harmless though.

woj · 09-08-2009, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

VeriSexy · 09-08-2009, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

lol............

amateurcanada · 09-08-2009, 09:37 PM

Why do they server such convenience store food wherever i see this elixir lol. list the foods you find near a 5 hour enery drink:

nachos with dispensing machine, toquitos, hot dogs.

joefriday · 09-08-2009, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

Spunky · 09-08-2009, 09:47 PM

You'll be banging speedballs next

pr0 · 09-08-2009, 09:51 PM

Why not just snort up some adderral, or bang some coke/H cocktail.

Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.

Energy freaks

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-08-2009, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurcanada

Why do they server such convenience store food wherever i see this elixir lol. list the foods you find near a 5 hour enery drink:

nachos with dispensing machine, toquitos, hot dogs.

Always...Up to no good.

HookUPcom · 09-08-2009, 10:34 PM

I just did an 11.5 hour drive... Left at 11pm, drank one... Drove till 4:30...Slept at a rest station till 6am and was home for lunch.

They work.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-08-2009, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HookUPcom

I just did an 11.5 hour drive... Left at 11pm, drank one... Drove till 4:30...Slept at a rest station till 6am and was home for lunch.

They work.

Is it accurate, when they say no crash and 5 hour?

KRosh · 09-08-2009, 10:40 PM

5-Hour Energy, the US market leader and creator of the energy shot category, reported their sales to Mellentin as of June 2009 as 2.5 million bottles a week, which is estimated by Mellentin to be equivalent to over $350 million a year.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-08-2009, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh

5-Hour Energy, the US market leader and creator of the energy shot category, reported their sales to Mellentin as of June 2009 as 2.5 million bottles a week, which is estimated by Mellentin to be equivalent to over $350 million a year.

I guess they felt the heat. They better drink some of their own product and stay up all night with a plan.

96ukssob · 09-08-2009, 11:43 PM

pussies

this is what real men drink

LiveDose · 09-08-2009, 11:47 PM

I've heard it works well. I don't drink any of that crap but I've heard...

BadBrad · 09-08-2009, 11:56 PM

I don't drink any caffeine and I take them about twice a week after long work stints. They work great. Get the lemon-lime flavor. They do have a de-caf version but can't seem to find it. All the B6 and B12 is what keeps you going.

John-ACWM · 09-09-2009, 07:50 AM

I'd like to try it.Curious.

webair · 09-09-2009, 07:53 AM

Dave try this:

http://outlet.isagenix.com

CaptainHowdy · 09-09-2009, 07:57 AM

That can't be healthy...

Cyandin · 09-09-2009, 08:00 AM

Guys, I tried one for the first time last week. It's nothing more than a B6/12 shot with some caffeine added. It totally worked for me, and didn't taste too terrible.

dyna mo · 09-09-2009, 08:02 AM

why not spend the $1.99 and check it out for yourself?

GABScott · 09-09-2009, 08:05 AM

In the UK I recently came across this amazingly named energy drink...

it's real BTW checkout their site HERE

Lace · 09-09-2009, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch

You need 2 of them but YES it works and no you do not get the jitters!
And they got ried of the awefull taste the first ones had!

This is all I remember - the taste. It was horrible when I had it a few years back now. It felt like it worked for a little bit, but surely not 5 hours IMO.

gornyhuy · 09-09-2009, 08:23 AM

Its mainly a massive B vitamin kick, so it works, and it works better if you have a load of carbs with it. It gives me a bit of a niacin flush, and I can't imagine having 30,000X your daily recommended amount of a vitamin is particularly healthy.

Deesnuts · 09-09-2009, 11:42 AM

cocaine is probably better for you

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