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Semi-Retired-Dave 09-08-2009 02:55 PM

Does this shit actually work???
 
I see it everywhere, and now redbull has one too. JESUS.
Has anyone tried it, is it another bullshit Scam.

http://www.shelfimpact.com/images/5-Hour-Energy.jpg

MetaMan 09-08-2009 02:56 PM

HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-08-2009 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16293596)
HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GrouchyAdmin 09-08-2009 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16293596)
HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

I didn't know that cocaine came in 'berry' flavor.

wargames 09-08-2009 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 16293642)
I didn't know that cocaine came in 'berry' flavor.

:1orglaugh

DateDoc 09-08-2009 03:15 PM

It is better than an energy drink full of sugar

HighSociety 09-08-2009 03:16 PM

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/n...mesCocaine.jpg

Just_Dave 09-08-2009 03:29 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

96ukssob 09-08-2009 03:30 PM

read what it says on the back... "as much caffeine as a cup of coffee..."

so if you are like me and live on 2-3 cups of coffee or cans of red bull a day, this is going to do shit

Chosen 09-08-2009 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16293596)
HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Twig 09-08-2009 04:50 PM

5HR energy + me =
http://smiliesftw.com/x/big_rofl_512.gif

Voodoo 09-08-2009 04:52 PM

They sale them at Costco in Bulk. :)

tranza 09-08-2009 05:02 PM

I heard it really works!

Sharky 09-08-2009 05:03 PM

Worked for me. I was falling asleep at the wheel driving back from Destin over the summer. I stopped off at the gas station and picked 2 up, just in case. I took one and was fine all the way back to Tampa

Riffhard 09-08-2009 05:05 PM

You know how many spoons of sugar is in an energy drink? The answer is 12. 12 spoons of sugar.

Altwebdesign 09-08-2009 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16293596)
HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

lmao!!!! thats one of the best replys ive read all week!

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-08-2009 05:09 PM

I used to take 1 a day, for a few months, they worked enough to give me a little bit extra motivation to get work done, way better than the jitters and shit from coffee.

CYF 09-08-2009 05:13 PM

I've tried 5 hour energy a few times, works pretty well.

TrafficRush 09-08-2009 05:13 PM

tastes like crap you get a little better but not much

Loch 09-08-2009 05:20 PM

You need 2 of them but YES it works and no you do not get the jitters!
And they got ried of the awefull taste the first ones had!

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-08-2009 07:20 PM

I saw a commercial on it and it said to take half first and see if you can handle it. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 09-08-2009 07:37 PM

i dont remember much about this stuff but i just remembered this product named NOS, and let me tell you i wont drink it again i was off my radar to the point i couldnt be out anymore, i had to go home and chill out.

not to mention coffee does get me off somewhat also, but nothing compared that that stuff.

dav3 09-08-2009 07:38 PM

You too can levitate up mountains, just like the guy on the bottle!!

bronco67 09-08-2009 07:40 PM

I always take one before a softball game.

stickyfingerz 09-08-2009 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riffhard (Post 16294351)
You know how many spoons of sugar is in an energy drink? The answer is 12. 12 spoons of sugar.

Ahhh Ahhh Ahhhhhhhhh



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LouisianaGuys 09-08-2009 08:27 PM

It actually works, I will not deny it. It tastes like what those fuzzies between your toes smell like.

DonovanTrent 09-08-2009 08:37 PM

It does work, but be prepared for a possible niacin flush from it. It's harmless though.

woj 09-08-2009 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16293596)
HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

:1orglaugh

VeriSexy 09-08-2009 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16293596)
HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

lol............:1orglaugh

amateurcanada 09-08-2009 09:37 PM

Why do they server such convenience store food wherever i see this elixir lol. list the foods you find near a 5 hour enery drink:

nachos with dispensing machine, toquitos, hot dogs.

joefriday 09-08-2009 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16293596)
HELL NO it's not a scam!

cant you read!?

YOU GET HOURS OF ENERGY NOW! NO CRASH LATER! SUGAR FREE! 0 NET CARBS! YOU CAN FEEL IT IN MINUTES AND IT LASTS FOR HOURS!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spunky 09-08-2009 09:47 PM

You'll be banging speedballs next

pr0 09-08-2009 09:51 PM

Why not just snort up some adderral, or bang some coke/H cocktail.

Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.

Energy freaks :)

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-08-2009 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurcanada (Post 16295194)
Why do they server such convenience store food wherever i see this elixir lol. list the foods you find near a 5 hour enery drink:

nachos with dispensing machine, toquitos, hot dogs.

Always...Up to no good.

HookUPcom 09-08-2009 10:34 PM

I just did an 11.5 hour drive... Left at 11pm, drank one... Drove till 4:30...Slept at a rest station till 6am and was home for lunch.

They work.

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-08-2009 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HookUPcom (Post 16295319)
I just did an 11.5 hour drive... Left at 11pm, drank one... Drove till 4:30...Slept at a rest station till 6am and was home for lunch.

They work.

Is it accurate, when they say no crash and 5 hour?

KRosh 09-08-2009 10:40 PM

5-Hour Energy, the US market leader and creator of the energy shot category, reported their sales to Mellentin as of June 2009 as 2.5 million bottles a week, which is estimated by Mellentin to be equivalent to over $350 million a year.

:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-08-2009 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRosh (Post 16295329)
5-Hour Energy, the US market leader and creator of the energy shot category, reported their sales to Mellentin as of June 2009 as 2.5 million bottles a week, which is estimated by Mellentin to be equivalent to over $350 million a year.

:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

I guess they felt the heat. They better drink some of their own product and stay up all night with a plan.

http://thegoat.backcountry.com/blog/...nergy-shot.jpg

96ukssob 09-08-2009 11:43 PM

pussies

this is what real men drink

http://www.luminousnerd.com/wp-conte...s/dscf2283.JPG

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LiveDose 09-08-2009 11:47 PM

I've heard it works well. I don't drink any of that crap but I've heard...

BadBrad 09-08-2009 11:56 PM

I don't drink any caffeine and I take them about twice a week after long work stints. They work great. Get the lemon-lime flavor. They do have a de-caf version but can't seem to find it. All the B6 and B12 is what keeps you going. :thumbsup

John-ACWM 09-09-2009 07:50 AM

I'd like to try it.Curious.

webair 09-09-2009 07:53 AM

Dave try this:

http://outlet.isagenix.com

http://mydietfree.com/images/purchase-isagenix-9day.gif

CaptainHowdy 09-09-2009 07:57 AM

That can't be healthy...

Cyandin 09-09-2009 08:00 AM

Guys, I tried one for the first time last week. It's nothing more than a B6/12 shot with some caffeine added. It totally worked for me, and didn't taste too terrible. :2 cents:

dyna mo 09-09-2009 08:02 AM

why not spend the $1.99 and check it out for yourself?

GABScott 09-09-2009 08:05 AM

http://www.pussydrinks.com/images/pussy-can.gif

In the UK I recently came across this amazingly named energy drink...

it's real BTW checkout their site HERE

Lace 09-09-2009 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16294467)
You need 2 of them but YES it works and no you do not get the jitters!
And they got ried of the awefull taste the first ones had!

This is all I remember - the taste. It was horrible when I had it a few years back now. It felt like it worked for a little bit, but surely not 5 hours IMO.

gornyhuy 09-09-2009 08:23 AM

Its mainly a massive B vitamin kick, so it works, and it works better if you have a load of carbs with it. It gives me a bit of a niacin flush, and I can't imagine having 30,000X your daily recommended amount of a vitamin is particularly healthy.

Deesnuts 09-09-2009 11:42 AM

cocaine is probably better for you


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