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|  09-02-2009, 02:31 PM | #1 | 
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				Now I have heard every excuse from a model.. (PIC)
			 Pic says it all...   For some reason I don't mind NOT shooting her.. lol | 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:32 PM | #2 | 
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				 | WTF??? Who is this talent we speak of? 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:33 PM | #3 | 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:34 PM | #4 | 
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				 | After outing her you will be next. Go into hiding now ! 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:35 PM | #5 | 
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				 | Now she keeps txting that she still wants to shoot.. lol.. I don't think so.. | 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:36 PM | #6 | 
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				 | teh lulz 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:36 PM | #7 | |
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 you win! someone get this man a prize  
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|  09-02-2009, 02:37 PM | #8 | 
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				 | yikes is all I can say 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:37 PM | #9 | 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:38 PM | #10 | 
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				 | WOW    
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|  09-02-2009, 02:39 PM | #11 | 
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				 | That's one of the better ones I have heard 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:42 PM | #12 | 
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				 | Wow... that's heavy | 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:45 PM | #13 | 
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				 | Yeah I love the excuses I get from girls but when she sent us that it was like ok this tops them all....LOL | 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:45 PM | #14 | 
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				 | thats phenomenal Dutchie takes the cake | 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:52 PM | #15 | 
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				 | I wouldent even call her a liar.....just think what could happen should she find out LOL | 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:52 PM | #16 | 
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				 | did she have to cover a kill fee? 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:53 PM | #17 | 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:56 PM | #18 | 
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				 | Well lets see who can top that excuse for not showing up...lol   Guess I started my period was just not good enough for this girl | 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:59 PM | #19 | 
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				 | holy shit! I shot with that crazy bitch twice! lol no more!! 
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|  09-02-2009, 02:59 PM | #20 | 
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				 | Dude, is that a pink iPhone? | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:01 PM | #21 | 
| All Your Design Needs | LOLZ that's funny stuff. You should do a photo shoot with her with a gun or something jail related. Just to mess with her a little   
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|  09-02-2009, 03:01 PM | #22 | 
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				 | That my Iphone, Dutch took the picture with his she sent the msg to both of us An its bright purple not pink..LOL | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:02 PM | #23 | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:06 PM | #24 | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:07 PM | #25 | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:07 PM | #26 | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:08 PM | #27 | |
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 2 things: 1st off that's the worst attempt at censoring I've ever seen on an image. Secondly, nice domain (creampies.com)! 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:11 PM | #28 | 
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				 | i can make out that phone number and im half blind.  not that i would suggest anyone call it.... | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:16 PM | #29 | 
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				 | That is the ultimate excuise....exceeds all, I hope she was kidding...   
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|  09-02-2009, 03:17 PM | #30 | 
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				 | Oh dear... | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:18 PM | #31 | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:29 PM | #33 | 
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				 | Wow if you really think about it her mom must be so proud of her, not only does she do porn she might be a murder too, yeah I hope it was a bull shit excuse too very sad if its the real thing | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:35 PM | #34 | 
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				 | Wow, yea, that's one I hope to never hear.  Did you lock the door after that text?   | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:41 PM | #35 | 
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				 | omg omg!! | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:44 PM | #36 | 
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				 | LMFAO!     | 
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|  09-02-2009, 03:47 PM | #37 | 
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|  09-02-2009, 06:34 PM | #38 | 
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				 | that one takes the cake   
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|  09-02-2009, 06:56 PM | #39 | 
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				 | Why do you have a hot pink phone?  Are you trying to make the girls feel like it doesn't mean anything when you look at them "that way" ? 
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|  09-02-2009, 07:17 PM | #40 | 
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|  09-02-2009, 07:24 PM | #42 | 
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|  09-02-2009, 07:25 PM | #43 | 
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				 | Oh yea, that one will definitely make it to the top ten classic excuses of all time.  The "male talent" must have been pretty happy to get out of this gig.. | 
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|  09-02-2009, 08:08 PM | #45 | 
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				 | Wow, that's fucking crazy! Might be bullshit, but stay the hell away from her anyway! | 
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|  09-02-2009, 08:11 PM | #46 | 
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				 | Um, wow. That's a new one   
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|  09-02-2009, 08:22 PM | #47 | 
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				 | I would have sent back "Bitch you blow this shoot off and you won't be the only one being questioned about a murder." And then ran like hell. | 
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|  09-02-2009, 08:50 PM | #48 | 
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				 | I am surprised nobody has asked the obvious question yet: Did she eat him? | 
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|  09-02-2009, 09:33 PM | #49 | 
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				 | In this case she might be shooting you instead!   
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|  09-02-2009, 10:34 PM | #50 | 
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				 | O snap!!!! | 
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