Now I have heard every excuse from a model.. (PIC)
 

Pic says it all...

http://creampies.com/gfy/photo.jpg

For some reason I don't mind NOT shooting her.. lol

WTF???


Who is this talent we speak of?

:eek7:eek7

After outing her you will be next. Go into hiding now !

Now she keeps txting that she still wants to shoot.. lol.. I don't think so..

teh lulz

hahahahahahaha OMG bro, that's insane

you win! someone get this man a prize :drinkup

yikes is all I can say

http://files.myopera.com/themugs/blog/excuses.jpg

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WOW :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That's one of the better ones I have heard

Wow... that's heavy

Yeah I love the excuses I get from girls but when she sent us that it was like ok this tops them all....LOL

thats phenomenal

Dutchie takes the cake

I wouldent even call her a liar.....just think what could happen should she find out LOL

did she have to cover a kill fee?

:upsidedow:upsidedow:upsidedow

Well lets see who can top that excuse for not showing up...lol

Guess I started my period was just not good enough for this girl

holy shit! I shot with that crazy bitch twice! lol no more!!

Dude, is that a pink iPhone?

LOLZ that's funny stuff. You should do a photo shoot with her with a gun or something jail related. Just to mess with her a little :)

That my Iphone, Dutch took the picture with his she sent the msg to both of us
An its bright purple not pink..LOL

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She asked about you, your address and stuff.. I hope it was okay that I shared that info..

LOLZ.. just kidding bro

:1orglaugh!

Bravo good sir. Bravo.

Ditto has a pink/purple case, mine is white and I still need to get a good case (I keep telling myself that for a while now)

The anti-model - instead of you shooting her, she'll be shooting you, LOL.

2 things: 1st off that's the worst attempt at censoring I've ever seen on an image. Secondly, nice domain (creampies.com)!

i can make out that phone number and im half blind.

not that i would suggest anyone call it....

That is the ultimate excuise....exceeds all, I hope she was kidding...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh dear...

I hope she was just sleeping and not really being questioned for a murder.. the one time I hope for her that she is using an excuse and that this really didn't happen to her. :helpme

Haha, that's fucking awesome.

Wow if you really think about it her mom must be so proud of her, not only does she do porn she might be a murder too, yeah I hope it was a bull shit excuse too very sad if its the real thing

Wow, yea, that's one I hope to never hear. Did you lock the door after that text? :)

omg omg!!

LMFAO!


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that one takes the cake :2 cents:

Why do you have a hot pink phone? Are you trying to make the girls feel like it doesn't mean anything when you look at them "that way" ?

Holy Crap....that takes the cake!:helpme

We have the same phone and cover..lol!

That's awesome.

:1orglaugh :winkwink:

Oh yea, that one will definitely make it to the top ten classic excuses of all time.
The "male talent" must have been pretty happy to get out of this gig..

LOL, I'm just speechless

Wow, that's fucking crazy! Might be bullshit, but stay the hell away from her anyway!

Um, wow. That's a new one :)

I would have sent back

"Bitch you blow this shoot off and you won't be the only one being questioned about a murder."

And then ran like hell.

I am surprised nobody has asked the obvious question yet:

Did she eat him?

In this case she might be shooting you instead! :helpme

O snap!!!!