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LiveDose · 08-31-2009, 09:14 AM

My Mom forwarded this to me, enjoy.

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

a.. If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

b.. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

a.. When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

b.. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

a.. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

b.. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

a.. A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .

b.. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

a.. A woman has the last word in any argument.

b.. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

a.. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

b.. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

a.. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

b.. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

a.. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

b.. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

a.. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bin, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

b.. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

a.. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

b.. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. (God how true!)

OFFSPRING

a.. Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

b.. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes.

There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humour and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

The Duck · 08-31-2009, 09:16 AM

Good one, so true.

LAJ · 08-31-2009, 10:05 AM

Hilarious... and sadly, very true.

Tom_PM · 08-31-2009, 10:07 AM

Good one Fat Boy.

;)

tranza · 08-31-2009, 10:08 AM

That was a great one!!! Lol

MichaelP · 08-31-2009, 10:38 AM

Very good LOL and SOOOOOOOOOO TRUE! Txs for Sharing...

Sly · 08-31-2009, 10:45 AM

I love the part about nicknames. It's so true it isn't even funny. And what adds to the hilarity is when women learn of the names men call their friends they get a look of disgust.

My motto: if you can't call your friend a nasty name without hell breaking loose, they aren't your friend!

Jade509 · 08-31-2009, 01:52 PM

To funny

seeandsee · 08-31-2009, 02:09 PM

man is funny

Jimbo66 · 08-31-2009, 02:24 PM

funny stuff.

Calico Jack · 08-31-2009, 02:32 PM

Hahaha good stuff.

ToplistBlog_Com · 08-31-2009, 05:06 PM

This had me rollin!

CYF · 08-31-2009, 06:26 PM

it's funny cuz it's true

VeriSexy · 09-01-2009, 02:16 AM

haha those are great

John-ACWM · 09-01-2009, 04:45 AM

LOL had my laughs.

pornocruto · 09-01-2009, 04:57 AM

That is great

SilentKnight · 09-01-2009, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

a.. Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

b.. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

piskas · 09-01-2009, 05:57 AM

haha

Loved it

Roby · 09-01-2009, 06:00 AM

looks nice..

08-31-2009, 09:14 AM	#1
LiveDose Show Yer Tits! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... Posts: 25,792	Men Are Just Happier People... Funny Email. My Mom forwarded this to me, enjoy. MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE NICKNAMES a.. If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. b.. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT a.. When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. b.. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY a.. A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. b.. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS a.. A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . b.. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS a.. A woman has the last word in any argument. b.. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE a.. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. b.. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS a.. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. b.. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE a.. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. b.. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP a.. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bin, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. b.. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL a.. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. b.. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. (God how true!) OFFSPRING a.. Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. b.. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humour and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it. __________________ Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

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