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GAMEFINEST · 08-28-2009, 06:08 PM

True fact...most women after marriage get fat, dont give a shit about how they look, dont really fuck...

if that happened to me , you are dismissed...bitches..

wyldblyss · 08-28-2009, 06:31 PM

Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT

L-Pink · 08-28-2009, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT

I strongly disagree with your last word.

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AdultHardcore · 08-28-2009, 06:41 PM

My ex-wife got as big as a house and I stayed the same size over 12 years time.

Agent 488 · 08-28-2009, 06:45 PM

my buddy's wife got as huge as a house when they were married and once they got divorced she started to go to the gym and got back in shape.

Tjeezers · 08-28-2009, 06:53 PM

when people date, they tend to show only the best parts of themselves
after marriage, there is suddenly no need anymore for one and other to be interesting to each other. Life kicks in, there you are, seeing the kilos come, and with every kilo, she will have an excuses. It will be all your fault also.

LiveDose · 08-28-2009, 08:09 PM

My wife looks better than when she was 20.

2012 · 08-28-2009, 09:23 PM

slap the thighs and ride the waves

Spunky · 08-28-2009, 09:25 PM

Never get married.rent a ho

GAMEFINEST · 08-28-2009, 09:28 PM

fuck them hoes..

LeRoy · 08-28-2009, 09:30 PM

What can you say? Chicks love to eat and fuck and I do too.

A little chunk after 30 aint nothin.

heymatty · 08-28-2009, 09:46 PM

The key is don't get married too early.

I see a lot of couples where the guy looks like he could of done so much better. Quite often they got married fairly young.

Best-In-BC · 08-28-2009, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT

We're drinking every night cause we're sick and tired of being bitched at for some of the stupidest stuff we have ever heard of. And that contributes to the rest of your issues.

pentae · 08-29-2009, 07:05 AM

Okay lets be a little fairer on women, its much easier for them to put weight on than men, and genetically most women go downhill after thirty, us guys have it pretty sweet.

The fact is a woman is going to have to put more effort into her appearance than a guy to stay attractive once their metabolism starts slowing down, however I think it is more expected of women than men to maintain a good appearance..

If all else fails divorce and marry an asian woman?

seeandsee · 08-29-2009, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

True fact...most women after marriage get fat, dont give a shit about how they look, dont really fuck...

if that happened to me , you are dismissed...bitches..

diet power!

Manowar · 08-29-2009, 07:40 AM

if it flys, fucks or floats... rent it

Scott McD · 08-29-2009, 07:43 AM

I always laugh at women who go on a MEGA diet just to look good for their wedding day, then just go back to normal and start putting on all the weight again as soon as it's over...

BlackCrayon · 08-29-2009, 07:49 AM

with divorce rates so high, marriage should not be a reason to let yourself go. guys are no exception to this. balding isn't something we really have control of but there is no reason to let yourself get fat, unless you are depressed or something in which case you probably shouldn't be married anyways.

potter · 08-29-2009, 11:05 AM

one word: divorce

Porn Grounds · 08-29-2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by pentae

If all else fails divorce and marry an asian woman?

Fuck it...start there.

SexualDragon · 08-29-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

slap the thighs and ride the waves

douse her in flour and fuck the we spot

epitome · 08-29-2009, 12:43 PM

Since when is marriage about looks? Isn't about love?

OK, I am done playing devil's advocate. I am just as picky as the next guy.

BUT there is irony is posting this on a board full of fat webmasters.

Jon Oso · 08-29-2009, 01:57 PM

Too bad you can't lease a wife like you lease a car. You buy the new, low milage 18 year old model, then trade it in after the wear and tear start to show.

You bet your ass girls would stay in shape as long as possible.

Oracle Porn · 08-29-2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

Too bad you can't lease a wife like you lease a car. You buy the new, low milage 18 year old model, then trade it in after the wear and tear start to show.

You bet your ass girls would stay in shape as long as possible.

I vote Jon Oso for president

Jon Oso · 08-29-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

I vote Jon Oso for president

I would make a great President. Reasons why:

Not everyone likes me.
I am great at telling people what they want to hear, then doing a 180 on them.
I am white, come from a good family, and look good in a suit.
I am all for cutting taxes for rich people.
I would legalize pot, even though I don't smoke it myself I don't think it's any more dangerous than alcohol.
I would put massive restrictions on welfare, food stamps, and goverment handouts. I know too many people that make 40-50K or more a year that are on food stamps, cash assistance, etc.
I would ban tube sites.

For RyuLion, every third tuesday would be a national holiday for ass biting.

I would need a first lady though, and I think Nikki_Licks is too busy.

I guess I should plan on running when I'm 35.

TheSenator · 08-29-2009, 02:20 PM

If she got into the marriage all fit and tight, then she should stay fit and tight. Don't fall for the pregnancy excuse. Staying healthy is what a responsible parent does.

My wife had three kids and has a phenomenal body.

I keep in shape by grappling four time a week at BJJ class.

FrozenJag · 08-29-2009, 03:04 PM

Thats why I highly recomend being with that person for 5+ years before asking to marry. Ive been with my now fiance for 7 years and will marry next month. There is pretty much nothing we dont know about each other.

FrozenJag · 08-29-2009, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ESMIQLvKZ7A

haha, you reminded me of this country song.

pentae · 08-29-2009, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by FrozenJag

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ESMIQLvKZ7A

haha, you reminded me of this country song.

https://youtube.com/v/PfmB-8onoMo&hl=en&fs=1&

My favorite country song (relevant)

amacontent · 08-29-2009, 06:41 PM

Sure the games over and they won

SarahLLO · 08-29-2009, 06:56 PM

you see, it's a little known fact that at the altar, the priest/reverend/what have you secretly hooks up an INVISIBLE IV full of lard and hate into the new bride.............

or something like that

this is pretty much a stupid thread so i'm just trying to respond in kind, okay?

GrouchyAdmin · 08-29-2009, 07:18 PM

Same thing happens when a mexican girl turns fifteen. I think it's genetic.

J. Falcon · 08-29-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT

Billionaire · 08-29-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldblyss

Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT

Shut your face cunt bitch.

PornMD · 08-29-2009, 07:59 PM

My exgf ballooned while with me and has steadily lost weight since we broke up...and I was losing weight the whole f'in time. Not fair!

GrouchyAdmin · 08-29-2009, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

My exgf ballooned while with me and has steadily lost weight since we broke up...and I was losing weight the whole f'in time. Not fair!

Blood loss will make you anemic.

shimmy2 · 08-29-2009, 08:16 PM

i think the lease/marriage renewal concept is a good one. it would undermine a lot of industries that are built on milking the man out of everything he has worked for in his life. feminists have a red triple beam on everyone commenting this thread, so i shall say no more

Jon Oso · 08-29-2009, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

it would undermine a lot of industries that are built on milking the man out of everything he has worked for in his life.

Biggest load of shit ever... spending 2 months salary on an engagement/wedding ring.

Who the fuck came up with that number? If I make 10k in 2 months I'm supposed to spend that on a ring? Does this mean I love a chick more than the guy who only makes 3k in two months? Or way less than a dude that is making 50k a month?

Considering I know what it's like to live off of 2 grand a month and having all your bills paid, there is no fucking way I would be able to spend 4 grand on a one-time purchase that I have to pay off over time. That's a fucking ton of money.

Or is it two weeks?

I need to start paying attention

iTouch! · 08-29-2009, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

True fact...most women after marriage get fat, dont give a shit about how they look, dont really fuck...

if that happened to me , you are dismissed...bitches..

Is that why your gay?

Sly · 08-29-2009, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

Biggest load of shit ever... spending 2 months salary on an engagement/wedding ring.

Who the fuck came up with that number? If I make 10k in 2 months I'm supposed to spend that on a ring? Does this mean I love a chick more than the guy who only makes 3k in two months? Or way less than a dude that is making 50k a month?

Considering I know what it's like to live off of 2 grand a month and having all your bills paid, there is no fucking way I would be able to spend 4 grand on a one-time purchase that I have to pay off over time. That's a fucking ton of money.

Or is it two weeks?

I need to start paying attention

It was created by the jewelry industry. It's retarded. A rock means nothing. If you can only afford $100 on a ring, that should be plenty.

BSleazy · 08-29-2009, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

True fact...most women after marriage get fat, dont give a shit about how they look, dont really fuck...

if that happened to me , you are dismissed...bitches..

hahahaha

Jon Oso · 08-29-2009, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

It was created by the jewelry industry. It's retarded. A rock means nothing. If you can only afford $100 on a ring, that should be plenty.

even if I could afford $1,000,000 on a ring I still don't think it's a good idea paying that.

Shit is ridiculous.

SarahLLO · 08-29-2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

even if I could afford $1,000,000 on a ring I still don't think it's a good idea paying that.

Shit is ridiculous.

qft

diamonds aren't even that interesting looking anyway

VeriSexy · 08-30-2009, 01:51 AM

Another reason to not get married

blazin · 08-30-2009, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I always laugh at women who go on a MEGA diet just to look good for their wedding day, then just go back to normal and start putting on all the weight again as soon as it's over...

I don't laugh at the women.. I laugh at the stupid suckers that marry 'em

GAMEFINEST · 08-30-2009, 10:36 PM

I am going to start another thread about girls..tmw...be aware..

MetaMan · 08-30-2009, 11:36 PM

the worst is these chicks in there late 20s who start to get primed and fat for a baby and then hate on skinny 18yo chicks with a perfect body.

no matter who i am with single or not i am always staying in shape for myself and i will only date women who believe the same.

i want to look good for my partner.

v4 media · 08-31-2009, 01:54 AM

Fortunately my wife of 20 years weighs exactly the same as when we met, but if she didn't I wouldn't mind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss

Well us woman appreciate the fact that all men stay just as hot as they were before we married them too. I mean, trust me, we don't even notice that you are balding....or that your gut hangs over your pants..and that the closest ya come to a six pack is what you drink every night in front of the TV while you fart and burp...yep...still the hot young studs we married....NOT

Not really much can be done about going bald. What do you want, that he wears a syrup?

sexandcash · 08-31-2009, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

True fact...most women after marriage get fat, dont give a shit about how they look, dont really fuck...

if that happened to me , you are dismissed...bitches..

I'm guessing you've never heard of the notorious C-luv....

sexandcash · 08-31-2009, 04:10 AM

btw-I've seen a lot of men pork up after marriage as well-don't flatter your sex too much

but I agree with Meta Man on this-I want to date someone with a health conscious lifestyle...Not some crazy calorie crazed gym lunatic, but someone who maintains themselves and tries to keep up a healthy diet/lifestyle

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BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	with divorce rates so high, marriage should not be a reason to let yourself go. guys are no exception to this. balding isn't something we really have control of but there is no reason to let yourself get fat, unless you are depressed or something in which case you probably shouldn't be married anyways. __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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FrozenJag Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,763	Thats why I highly recomend being with that person for 5+ years before asking to marry. Ive been with my now fiance for 7 years and will marry next month. There is pretty much nothing we dont know about each other.

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